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Phoenix
03-10-2006, 11:31 PM
Deputy fire chief suspected of bestiality
MESA - A deputy fire chief was jailed Sunday on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing after a neighbor discovered the man half-undressed inside the neighbor's barn, authorities said.
The neighbor told investigators the man was holding down a sheep.
The Mesa Fire Department placed Leroy Donald Johnson, 52, on paid leave Monday pending an internal investigation. Johnson, deputy chief of technical services, has been with the Mesa Fire Department for nearly 26 years.
http://www.azcentral.com/imgs/clear.gifAssistant Fire Chief Mary Cameli said Johnson has been an "exemplary" employee with a spotless personnel record.
"We were all very surprised by this," Cameli added.
Johnson's neighbor told Maricopa County Sheriff's deputies that he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of their sheep into a barn.
The teenager said Johnson knocked on the front and back door of their home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.
When confronted by deputies, Johnson said he was in the barn with the sheep but would not discuss why he was there or what he was doing. One of the deputies noted in his report that Johnson had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol.
Johnson did not return a call for comment Monday.
the_Jayman
03-10-2006, 11:45 PM
this guy NEEDS a freakin plane ticket man ! !
Maybe he needed some wool for a sweater...gets mighty cold there in Arizona...nothin like a good wool sweater!!
this guy NEEDS a freakin plane ticket man ! !
LOL!
JD
weyland
03-11-2006, 03:55 PM
I would post that the Welsh are generally known as "sheepshaggers" throughout England, but I think there may be a Jones somewhere in B.O.D. and, as I am on probation already, I won't. I don't wish to give any offence to our bestial neighbours.
Siochana
03-11-2006, 04:05 PM
:thewave::wav:
I would post that the Welsh are generally known as "sheepshaggers" throughout England, but I think there may be a Jones somewhere in B.O.D. and, as I am on probation already, I won't. I don't wish to give any offence to our bestial neighbours.
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl2:
:thewave::wav:
Siochana
03-11-2006, 04:07 PM
weyland...PLEASE come to Sosua for a visit on Sunday April 2nd...we have to meet you!...atleast i really want to:cool:
the_Jayman
03-11-2006, 04:15 PM
We'll pick you up about 4 on the way from the Airport to Sosua ! !
(I'm Serious)
Siochana
03-11-2006, 04:17 PM
We'll pick you up about 4 on the way from the Airport to Sosua ! !
(I'm Serious)
on Sunday?
this is after you pick tropicbob up at the airport?
PERFECT!:clap:
the_Jayman
03-11-2006, 04:21 PM
on Sunday?
this is after you pick tropicbob up at the airport?
PERFECT!:clap:
Yup ! ! :D
Siochana
03-11-2006, 04:23 PM
Yup ! ! :D
that's a great idea!:)
BrooklynBeas
03-11-2006, 06:08 PM
sounds good to me too...
Jayman dont forget me on the 1st i land 3:30ish... :)
TropicBob
03-11-2006, 06:11 PM
Beas: Do you like your sheep shaved like your chicas?
weyland
03-11-2006, 06:46 PM
on Sunday?
this is after you pick tropicbob up at the airport?
PERFECT!:clap:
Of course I would like to meet you guys, both the one who (for some unknown reason) goes in to bat for me when my big mouth has got me into trouble and the one who has a wildly fluctuating love/hate relationship with me and who may be bearing (not my child but) my ISOC tee-shirt and cap.
However there are many "buts":
1) I am senile and by 10am cannot remember whether or not I have had breakfast that morning. So I have great difficulty in remembering future appointments. I have a calendar in my mobile but I never remember to use it. And April 2nd is the day before I leave. I very much hope that by that stage I will have fucked my brains out (and my fragile memory with them). On my last visit I was in blackest depression on the penultimate day. (I am not joking - I really felt suicidal, but that was because I did not then know if it would be possible for me to come back to the DR or when). It took additional and unbudgeted expenditure on Lori's arse (see thumbnail) to snap me out of it. And she won't be around this time to save me.
2) I will PM you guys my Dominican mobile number. It is an Orange chip which is compatible with my (English) Vodaphone mobile. Because I took all my exercise on the BB campus I hardly used it last time, but half the time it did not work. I do not know if it only "talks" to other Orange phones or whether it was signal problems at BB. (It might help if they moved that fucking mountain a few kilometres). So I may have to resort to borrowing a phone from Billy. But try my Orange number. It might work.
3) I may be on my honeymoon in a different part of the island if I can find a chica willing to marry me purely for money. I have nothing else to offer her.
4) I am a really boring old fart when I am not hiding behind a keyboard. You will be so disappointed. And if you turn up any later than 9.00pm I will already be dozing off (unless I have forgotten all about you and gone to Franks). I have some hopes of meeting ErikS at the start of my trip. If that actually happens perhaps he will be kind enough to tip you off: "Give the limey a miss, he's decomposing".
5) I will have used up my duty free liquor by that stage.
The good news is that the boil on my nose has vanished so I have resumed my "suave and mature good looks" as my Blackbeards chica once loudly described them at the bar there (for a small consideration, of course).
Do you know if I will have access to the internet at FoD, either free or for a reasonable charge? Of course if I can consult the ISOC website everyday for posts and PMs then arrangements and even late changes to arrangements will be so much easier.
It's a pity you are coming from the Airport direction. If you were coming from Costambar you could perhaps have brought Lori's arse with you. It's a great pick-me-up. Oh well, I will have to make do with Tropic Bob instead. He has always seemed a pleasant guy. He once bracketed himself with me in a thread as "old", doubtless not realising I am old enough to be his father. But then I would not have named him "Robert". Possibly "Algernon" or "Alphonse"?
I would be happy to accompany you to Sosua. It is the Caribbean Gomorrah. I feel called to do missionary work among the fallen women there.
the_Jayman
03-11-2006, 08:00 PM
Do you know if I will have access to the internet at FoD, either free or for a reasonable charge?
Free and High speed.
If you bring your own (wi-fi) laptop you can surf the web poolside at Billy's.
Otherwise he has computers (on high-speed) that are all yours for the duration of your stay ! !
Siochana
03-11-2006, 08:33 PM
Of course I would like to meet you guys, both the one who (for some unknown reason) goes in to bat for me when my big mouth has got me into trouble and the one who has a wildly fluctuating love/hate relationship with me and who may be bearing (not my child but) my ISOC tee-shirt and cap.
However there are many "buts":
1) I am senile and by 10am cannot remember whether or not I have had breakfast that morning. So I have great difficulty in remembering future appointments. I have a calendar in my mobile but I never remember to use it. And April 2nd is the day before I leave. I very much hope that by that stage I will have fucked my brains out (and my fragile memory with them). On my last visit I was in blackest depression on the penultimate day. (I am not joking - I really felt suicidal, but that was because I did not then know if it would be possible for me to come back to the DR or when). It took additional and unbudgeted expenditure on Lori's arse (see thumbnail) to snap me out of it. And she won't be around this time to save me.
2) I will PM you guys my Dominican mobile number. It is an Orange chip which is compatible with my (English) Vodaphone mobile. Because I took all my exercise on the BB campus I hardly used it last time, but half the time it did not work. I do not know if it only "talks" to other Orange phones or whether it was signal problems at BB. (It might help if they moved that fucking mountain a few kilometres). So I may have to resort to borrowing a phone from Billy. But try my Orange number. It might work.
3) I may be on my honeymoon in a different part of the island if I can find a chica willing to marry me purely for money. I have nothing else to offer her.
4) I am a really boring old fart when I am not hiding behind a keyboard. You will be so disappointed. And if you turn up any later than 9.00pm I will already be dozing off (unless I have forgotten all about you and gone to Franks). I have some hopes of meeting ErikS at the start of my trip. If that actually happens perhaps he will be kind enough to tip you off: "Give the limey a miss, he's decomposing".
5) I will have used up my duty free liquor by that stage.
The good news is that the boil on my nose has vanished so I have resumed my "suave and mature good looks" as my Blackbeards chica once loudly described them at the bar there (for a small consideration, of course).
Do you know if I will have access to the internet at FoD, either free or for a reasonable charge? Of course if I can consult the ISOC website everyday for posts and PMs then arrangements and even late changes to arrangements will be so much easier.
It's a pity you are coming from the Airport direction. If you were coming from Costambar you could perhaps have brought Lori's arse with you. It's a great pick-me-up. Oh well, I will have to make do with Tropic Bob instead. He has always seemed a pleasant guy. He once bracketed himself with me in a thread as "old", doubtless not realising I am old enough to be his father. But then I would not have named him "Robert". Possibly "Algernon" or "Alphonse"?
I would be happy to accompany you to Sosua. It is the Caribbean Gomorrah. I feel called to do missionary work among the fallen women there.
this is going to be sooo coool:clap:
i MUST practice my "silly walk" and learn my part about my dead parrot...:rolleyes:
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