finally one thread i dont have to keep up with cause i have no idea what these guys are talking about...
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finally one thread i dont have to keep up with cause i have no idea what these guys are talking about...
We are talking about accessorising to get pussy.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrooklynBeas
I still think a chicks ass looks better on a crotch rocket.
if you are riding on 2002 reeboks in the DR you can get pussy...Quote:
Originally Posted by freakaccident
The Valk is a serious bike, no doubt. I almost pulled the trigger on a Rune when I first saw they were gonna come out. The local dealer said he thought they'd be around $18-20000, so I plunked down the first deposit in the state of FL. Guy calls back up, and said that the bike is in...at $26,000!!!!! :shock: No frickin' way!!!!!! I passed.Quote:
Originally Posted by tmcq58
So I stayed with the X. I like the sound those 2 big-ass pistons make...
The Valk is history, isn't it?
I think my bike pulls a lot more pussy than the other bikes that I ride with... Butt hands down a chicas ASS looks a helluva lot better on a crotch rocket than mine ever could. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My Hardley friends make me ride behind them. Seems they are afraid they won't be able to catch up if I get ahead. Besides-somebody has to ride in back to pick up the parts that vibrate off their scoots... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by tmcq58
I went to the honda anniversary in marysville last year. The rumor is they are still talking about bringing out something else to booster there cruiser fleet but don't know for sure what :?: :?: :?: :?: I think the valkyre has seen it's last days. My buddies both have them. When we roll out they are like movie stars :!: :!: :!: :!: But they sound like high powered sewing machines. Love the ride and power but I really hate the sound.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reel Deal
All true but the hillbilly bitches around here seem to like Harleys. Teenage curb monkeys like the crotch rocket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reel Deal
I specialize in spanking harleys or at least in making them play nice when they ride with me!!!!! Believe it or not most women up her in motown (they've gone bike crazy) don't what it is, they just want to straddle it cause it's so wide they think it's a vibrator. But as you know hondas dont vibrate :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by freakaccident
My V-Twin X doesn't "vibrate". It Thunders. You can practically hear each piston firing...900cc's each.Quote:
Originally Posted by tmcq58
My V-Twin X doesn't "vibrate". It Thunders. You can practically hear each piston firing...900cc's each.[/quote][/quote]Quote:
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I bet it does ya gotta love it :!: :!: :!: I'm supposed to be in your neck of the woods right now at bike week but had to cancel plans (death in family), but I might be down there for biketoberfest. If I make that trip I'll drop you a line to check your schedule.
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Originally Posted by tmcq58
I bet it does ya gotta love it :!: :!: :!: I'm supposed to be in your neck of the woods right now at bike week but had to cancel plans (death in family), but I might be down there for biketoberfest. If I make that trip I'll drop you a line to check your schedule.[/quote]Cool. DT is here, too, as is Tampabukkake. We're on the other coast (Tampa bay). But with any luck, we'll be in the DR... 8)
BTW-I dumped the potato shooter stock exhaust, and have V&H 2-into-1-into-2 Big Shots. My neighbor has prolly had to replace his teeth fillings...
I'M GETTING DIZZY AGAIN
They sell those vibrators that you put under your seat cover. Supposed to be fun for the wiminz. I can't remember the website for that.
Anyway, Id rather ride a Honda over a harley any day. I dont have all weekend every weekend to fix my junk and Im not too fond of the ants in the pants feeling after a short ride.
Str8 up feels like they were trying to make a mixed drink with ny balls :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by freakaccident
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Originally Posted by Reel Deal
When I when to DR for the first time I rented a dirt bike. Never rode one so I had no idea how to even start it. One of the employees showed me how to use the clutch and everything. Well I got on and pulled the throttle back to hard in third gear and splashed the fuck out on the street in Sosua doing 60 mph
Luckliy for me the guy showing me how to ride help me up and let me exchange the dirt bike for a scooter (with was an automatic THANK GOD) First time on a scooter and I was having a freaking ball. Picking up chicas is soooo cool with it. Anyway all I can say is be careful. Use hand signals and keep bribe money handy either that or buy them off with a drink at the bar :twisted:
For me to ride anything but a crusier would be an abomination!!!!!!! Hell I'm use to riding big bikes my current one is still the biggest production bike, besides I'm 260 lbs at my best :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: But if I can get some freebie ass then F*#K IT sign me up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:Quote:
Luckliy for me the guy showing me how to ride help me up and let me exchange the dirt bike for a scooter (with was an automatic THANK GOD) First time on a scooter and I was having a freaking ball. Picking up chicas is soooo cool with it.