He is gonna need A LOT of FRENCH DRESSING while recovering !!!
Get the bottles on the way !!!
Good luck Robert get well soon :iconTU:
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He is gonna need A LOT of FRENCH DRESSING while recovering !!!
Get the bottles on the way !!!
Good luck Robert get well soon :iconTU:
Just read this, glad to hear all will eventually be ok, as the others have said, wish you a speedy recovery.
Take care.
Dammit!! I keep having friends that buy motorcycles and ride them when they're drinking. YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!
And getting hammered and getting on a motorcycle is pure suicidal.
And, as Robert now knows, you don't even have to be moving to really fuck yourself up.
He's gonna be feeling a little sore for a few weeks.
I'm relieved to hear that Robert is OK (more or less) and I wish him godspeed in his recovery.
Get Well Soon Roberto! :iconTU:
You gotta think up a better excuse for that accident......you will likely bring out the nursing desires of young Hatiannas to take care of you while you mend!!
As earlier predicted and confirmed by Weyland, the silly twat did incur his injuries as expected. He obvioulsy failed to listen to the 'how to do a drunken dismount' section of his moto lessons. To his defence he is claiming that his Haitiana pillion passenger added to his unbalanced condition.:rofl::rofl:
Despite his shattered collar bone and broken rib he still managed to get into bed and had the Haitiana sit on his face for a session until he passed out.:iconTU::iconTU: Maybe she did the damage:confused::confused:
Anyway he's in good spirits but laughing hurts him.....a lot:rofl::rofl::rofl:
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...9&d=1345831616
Laughter is really good for him right now......so are these 2 volunteer nurses:rofl:
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...0&d=1345831617
I did suggest mouth to dick resuscitation was good therapy:iconTU:
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...1&d=1345831618
But all the fat fuck wanted was food.:rofl:
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...8&d=1345831615
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...7&d=1345831614
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...6&d=1345831613
I had to remind him of course that along with only being able to eat with his left hand he now could only wipe his arse with this hand too, although the volunteer nurses would assist:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Nice to see robert in good spirits , maybe he can trade his turbo moto for one of these :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/...e3488fb4a6.jpg
Get well soon you lecherous bastard! Who knows what kind of shit could happen on the streets if the young Haitiana population has to suffer through magic elixir withdrawal. :wink:
Someone get a hold of VP and have him call Ruby to let her know what happened!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
An experienced drunk trips, falls and ends up like this.
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...4&d=1338222338
An inexperienced drunk trips, falls and ends up like this.
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...9&d=1345831616
I'm just sayin, practice makes perfect!!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
I really like those nurses.....hmmmmm......maybe I'l cut his grass for him when I'm down next week while he mends.....
dont worry about robert he looks way too comfertable in that hospitol with his private nurses:corky:
btw;
quit thinking about your next trip and give us the rest of your previous ones:wink::rofl:
the good, the bad, and the too bad if you dont like it facts:corky::iconTU:
On the bright side of all this, with that plate in your collarbone you can look forward to a wrist up your ass everytime you fly for the rest of your life.
Hahahahahahah.................... :rofl::rofl:
Seriously - get well soon buddy.