The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

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Originally Posted by Kennilingus

I used to keep contact with a few ... then I read something on ISOC that made it all make sense ... since then I've not given out any contact info.

What good news could she (ever) possibly have for you?

PS RIches

A whore in a 3rd world country ... Hmmmm ... Indeed, What good news could she ever have????

Now ...

1) No one gets any heads up on my travel plans

2) No one gets any contact info

3) Any contact info they left with me goes in the garbage when I leave the hotel for the airport ... In each case I look at the email addy or phone # and ask myself out loud ...

" What good news could she possibly ever have?"

I look at the contact info, remember the time we had together and the answer is always the same ... NO chance ... I smile (Thank PSRiches) and toss her info in the garbage can!

4) I tell everyone (Including/especially ex-pats and fellow mongers) I am leaving 7 days after the actual departure date ... I'm sure that my local phone number blows up a week after I leave ... with girls jockeying for long term (WU)positioning.

So ... Thank You PS Riches ... this one little trick undoes the illusion the girls have worked so hard to create ... when I go home my nut sack is empty and my head clear!

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Well said....... He is now a Jedi Master lol

Well, people can say what they want, but the new guys here can benefit from the experience of old timers. I was a WU Novio for 4 months (total payments 12000 pesos), but that's because I didn't know any better. It was only after I learned from a local dominican friend in NYC, that I stopped. Back in the day, boards didn't chat about WU Novios, mostly because more guys were WU Novio's back then, then cared to admit. LMFAO...

I admit it, I was one, oh well...

Recently, 2 putas asked me, "Don't you want a Dominican girlfriend?" I told them "yes, but only for one night, lol..."

Live and learn.

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Originally Posted by init4ass

Well, people can say what they want, but the new guys here can benefit from the experience of old timers. I was a WU Novio for 4 months (total payments 12000 pesos), but that's because I didn't know any better. It was only after I learned from a local dominican friend in NYC, that I stopped. Back in the day, boards didn't chat about WU Novios, mostly because more guys were WU Novio's back then, then cared to admit. LMFAO...

I admit it, I was one, oh well...

Recently, 2 putas asked me, "Don't you want a Dominican girlfriend?" I told them "yes, but only for one night, lol..."

Live and learn.

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Hey Init,

If you don't mind me asking why did you send WU. What was your thought process in the beginning that made you go down that road. I think it would be great info for other new guys if you don't mind sharing.

Where you looking for a girlfriend? Get caught up in the fantasy??

I am not judging at all but, would really appreciate more info if you don't mind.

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Originally Posted by moshy2k

Hey Init,

If you don't mind me asking why did you send WU. What was your thought process in the beginning that made you go down that road. I think it would be great info for other new guys if you don't mind sharing.

Where you looking for a girlfriend? Get caught up in the fantasy??

I am not judging at all but, would really appreciate more info if you don't mind.

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What gets me is, these guys see a certain chica in various reports and then wife up with her and send money to her and then go nuts when her picture pops up again.

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

What gets me is, these guys see a certain chica in various reports and then wife up with her and send money to her and then go nuts when her picture pops up again.

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Yeah, that's fucked up.

Moshy2k,

You ask a good question. I hate these American bitches. And at that time, I had it with the way they acted. I was wide OPEN!

When I got off the plane I was in another world. It started with Brazil, but DR was closer. I figured, you spend money no matter what, but now I got a hot size cero Dominican mami, crazy fat ass, that does as I please with no complaints. Now, I will reveal how fucked up I am. I want a bitch to suck my dick, swallow, and enjoy it. When I want to fuck all day, I want her to comply. When I want to smash up the ass, I don't want any complaints about "being too sore, my legs dont go back that far, or I am tired." These NYC bitches stingy with the sex, but want to spend your money, and have as many men chase them to pay their bills, rent, kids, etc. Dominican women acted like women, while NYC bitches acted like men with that fucking nasty attitude. So, here I was getting what I wanted, 24-7. Shit, if all I had to do was take her to dinner and drinks, giver her some pesos when I am there, cool. Still cheaper then NYC bitches, and I fuck when I desire, and go get another girl too. When I got back to NYC, all she wanted was 3000 pesos a month for rent, supposedly, yeah right....lol.

So, I didn't see the problem until my boy schooled me. He is Domincan from WAShington Heights and he told me, "Bro, she is not your girlfriend, your like Wall Street to her, and any other man she got like you." I was like, what the fuck? You lying?

I made a phone call to a hotel owner who knew the girl (Palace John), and he told me if I didn't live in DR to watch the girl, don't "wife up" cause they play you. I had another buddy in Santiago who I emailed her pic to. He was a friend of a friend. I asked him to find out if she was still banging guys and in the streets. He confirmed it for me. That was the end.

I don't regret it. I learned that they lie like everyone else, including us as men. So, now just pay for play, and done. No WU, no phone numbers, no emails. Just balls on your chin when I am in town. Thats it.

Live and learn.

That is what I am doing now. I don't even want to repeat with a chica so I won't catch feelings. I have had a couple greY girls in the bed here but I don't want to be doing any wu thing. I went in wu to change money today and u would not believe the amount of chicas in line to pick up money there. These r the same chicas that ask me if I want to go back to the hotel with them

There certainly are a lot of sick people in Sosua who need money.

Hey has anyone ever called these chicas bluff, by asking for the Doctors Name & phone # , and volunteer to pay the DOCTOR directly, IN FULL, even if its something EXPENSIVE like an operation. ???
No problemo baby, I will call the doctor, dont worry about ANYTHNG I will pay it ALL.

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Originally Posted by init4ass

Just balls on your chin when I am in town. Thats it.

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Well said!

Guys, guys! Ease up on the poor WU Novios! Just imagine what ass would cost if they didn't all already have a gringo buying the milk. These boys are subsidizing our hobby for us!

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Originally Posted by nnjdave

Guys, guys! Ease up on the poor WU Novios! Just imagine what ass would cost if they didn't all already have a gringo buying the milk. These boys are subsidizing our hobby for us!

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They might just get there asses out there a fuck like they are supposed to when someone takes them back to the hotel. lol.

And some of the good ones would not retire so fast.

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Originally Posted by jd426

So I slipped up... First time in 10 yrs, This long time Novia, (NOT hitting it any more) asks for my info here, I give her my US cell #. Mistake #1
I get couple missed calls. no messages, she probably cant even make intl calls , but the # registers here.
I call her back (mistake #2) She misses me, and wants me to come back soon.. very soon ... ok whatever.
I make mistake #3, I email her from my personal EMAIL, to the email she gave me like 2 trips ago , figuring its easier, than her making the calls. I figure, what can possibly go wrong., spam email ?
couple days later
BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
it BLOWS UP.
" My brother is sick, no wait its my daughter... and my boyfriend wont help cause she did something with his laptop" ... bla bla .."You are my BEST FRIEND".....

So now I wait, and she is still pushing...
"did you get my email ?, please...."
not sure which direction I wanna take it, but it wont end up with any WU money ,thats for sure.
any thoughts ?
I thought I was immune to this amateur night stuff.

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I think you caught a sudden computer virus. lol

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Originally Posted by jd426

There certainly are a lot of sick people in Sosua who need money.

Hey has anyone ever called these chicas bluff, by asking for the Doctors Name & phone # , and volunteer to pay the DOCTOR directly, IN FULL, even if its something EXPENSIVE like an operation. ???
No problemo baby, I will call the doctor, dont worry about ANYTHNG I will pay it ALL.

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A girl asked me for money to pay for her english school tuition.
I asked for all the info and told her I would pay the school directly.
I was surprised to find out that she was actually registered.
But there's no telling if she was actually going to classes or not, but
this girl is real slick, she had two notebooks filled with notes for me on my next visit and even asked me to help her study......end result.

I was still being played lovely. I found out 7 months and about 30,000pesos later...THANK YOU FACEBOOK.


i"ve dealt with many different women here at home,
I can honestly say that never have I ever allowed a woman to make me feel so foolish until her.
Happens to the best of us...
Gotta live and learn and share. Lets continue to help create a stronger generation of MONGERS.

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I dare one you syropy snitch muthafuckas to share these pics with her.
I will hunt you down. I promise you. CHicas loyalty is only to that all mighty Peso.

Real Mongers keep up the good fight we gotta watch each others backs.

There is a long backstory behind this which I will get into if anyone is
interested, I just thought this email was funny.
She's madd because I exposed her, read as she tries to fix the damage i've done
with the TRUTH.

***Some names have been changed because of snitch ass muthafuckas***



--- On Thur, 6/17/10, SHAKIRA RUIZ <ruiz58@...> wrote:


From: SHAKIRA RUIZ <ruiz58@...>
Subject: HEY MIKE!!
To: "MIKE 1" <BAMABOY@...>
Date: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 1:09 PM

How are you? hope you`re good!!sorry about the last time we spoke I was
desperate and angry with Brandon, nothing to do wit you of course! but I thought
u were the only person I could talk to, Brandon has being saying a lot of lies
even about me! the last thing I heard was that he said that he hooked me up with
one of his friends that was coming, wich is not true! he said that u are giving
me money, but that`s something that nobody needs to know specially my boyfriend
cause u know no man wants to know that his girl is receiving money from someone
cause he`s gonna think that she might be with that person in return to that
money, but u know we`re not having sex, but that`s what he thinks now!!!! and I
understand him!!! I`m not gonna talk to Brandon never ever!!! cause what
happened between him and My sister had nothing to do with me !! I almost broke
up with my boyfriend cause all this lies!!! I`m sorry to bother you but is just
for you to understand why I can`t deal with a liar like Brandon!!! he`s out of
this world!!!

Another thing that is very hard to talk to you about is the fact that the
internet service is going to get cut off this week and I`m strugling with the
apartment cause I was sick and just came back to work, had to use my sallary to
pay the hospitall, so please let me know if you are able to help me!! the total
will be:
internet: 2,340 or 65 us
apartment: 5,000 or 150 us
will apreciate your answer! the girls say hello!!


take care of yourself! Shakira



***IF YOU'VE EVER BOUGHT OR RENTED A PRE-PAID PHONE IN SOSUA, YOU KNOW THIS GIRL***

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Originally Posted by init4ass

Well, people can say what they want, but the new guys here can benefit from the experience of old timers. I was a WU Novio for 4 months (total payments 12000 pesos), but that's because I didn't know any better. It was only after I learned from a local dominican friend in NYC, that I stopped. Back in the day, boards didn't chat about WU Novios, mostly because more guys were WU Novio's back then, then cared to admit. LMFAO...

I admit it, I was one, oh well...

Recently, 2 putas asked me, "Don't you want a Dominican girlfriend?" I told them "yes, but only for one night, lol..."

Live and learn.

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Perfecto!:)

Direct quote last trip to Sosua from a three-trip favorita who after our first trip together was instant messaging about having a relationship:

"Gringos are just for money."

Remember those words...

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Originally Posted by eastcoastallstar

Being a WU is like being born gay....They can't help it, some dudes are just syrupy sweet motherfuckas.

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Truer words were never written......

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Originally Posted by Robert13212

Step 1. Hey, suck my dick!

Step 2. Give me some pussy!

Step 3. Now some ass!

Step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2 and 3.

There is no step 5.

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Step 1 To the point

Step 2 Clear

Step 3 Concise

Step 4 Simple

Step 5 Exactly!

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Originally Posted by Bstokley

There is a long backstory behind this which I will get into if anyone is
interested, I just thought this email was funny.
She's madd because I exposed her, read as she tries to fix the damage i've done
with the TRUTH.

***Some names have been changed because of snitch ass muthafuckas***



--- On Thur, 6/17/10, SHAKIRA RUIZ <ruiz58@...> wrote:


From: SHAKIRA RUIZ <ruiz58@...>
Subject: HEY MIKE!!
To: "MIKE 1" <BAMABOY@...>
Date: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 1:09 PM

How are you? hope you`re good!!sorry about the last time we spoke I was
desperate and angry with Brandon, nothing to do wit you of course! but I thought
u were the only person I could talk to, Brandon has being saying a lot of lies
even about me! the last thing I heard was that he said that he hooked me up with
one of his friends that was coming, wich is not true! he said that u are giving
me money, but that`s something that nobody needs to know specially my boyfriend
cause u know no man wants to know that his girl is receiving money from someone
cause he`s gonna think that she might be with that person in return to that
money, but u know we`re not having sex, but that`s what he thinks now!!!! and I
understand him!!! I`m not gonna talk to Brandon never ever!!! cause what
happened between him and My sister had nothing to do with me !! I almost broke
up with my boyfriend cause all this lies!!! I`m sorry to bother you but is just
for you to understand why I can`t deal with a liar like Brandon!!! he`s out of
this world!!!

Another thing that is very hard to talk to you about is the fact that the
internet service is going to get cut off this week and I`m strugling with the
apartment cause I was sick and just came back to work, had to use my sallary to
pay the hospitall, so please let me know if you are able to help me!! the total
will be:
internet: 2,340 or 65 us
apartment: 5,000 or 150 us
will apreciate your answer! the girls say hello!!


take care of yourself! Shakira



***IF YOU'VE EVER BOUGHT OR RENTED A PRE-PAID PHONE IN SOSUA, YOU KNOW THIS GIRL***

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I would like to hear the story behind this one. Where you banging her? She is good looking, but got a laundry list of needs.

Also, do you have nudes of her? She got a tight body.