Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
steviewonder
Let's just hope she doesn't have to explain it to her
Attachment 102951 Novio, who might be an ISOC member:eek::eek::eek::eek:
I guess I am new to this non pro stuff.
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
Seņor JDR of Medellin
I guess I am new to this non pro stuff.
Almost exactly like... larger half, same difference, jumbo shrimp, pretty ugly, good grief, silent scream, definite maybe, etc......
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
Rawness
Over the years, I have found myself messing with less and less "chicas de la calle". If a chica hangs on Pedro Clisante every night, I have a hard time finding time for her. The biggest reason for this is that I have gotten much better at picking up Non-pros.
For clarification, a Non-pro is a chica that has a JOB that does not involve sucking dick. She may look for a little ayuda from time to time, but she definitely does not expect to get paid every time you sleep with her.
That's not a non-pro. Non-pros in Sosua (and yes, they're out there) do not work in ho bars on PC. They don't even want to be seen in El Batey at night.
Just because she has a regular job (if you want to call bartending in a ho bar on PC a regular job) and doesn't want to work the street that doesn't make her a non-pro. She a ho, bro.
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
deezl
That's not a non-pro. Non-pros in Sosua (and yes, they're out there) do not work in ho bars on PC. They don't even want to be seen in El Batey at night.
Just because she has a regular job (if you want to call bartending in a ho bar on PC a regular job) and doesn't want to work the street that doesn't make her a non-pro. She a ho, bro.
Why you telling the master? He is an expert on most things.
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
Something tells me I may need to pick up some extra Orville Redenbacher at the store.
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
JD426
Something tells me I may need to pick up some extra Orville Redenbacher at the store.
3 men in the ring....Seville-Jimmy-Quick....may the best man win :lol::lol:
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
Hunter
3 men in the ring....Seville-Jimmy-Quick....may the best man win :lol::lol:
Hunter belongs in the Dquick ring. Both believe all their "non pros" are non pros:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
Seņor JDR of Medellin
Hunter belongs in the Dquick ring. Both believe all their "non pros" are non pros:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
I have been doing this long enough to know they aren't all non-pros....there are so many different levels that you never really know....From the college girl who needs extra money to a girl who has a good job in DR...to the pro pretending she is a non-pro....Keep me out of this...this is a fight between you 3.....
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
Hunter
I have been doing this long enough to know they aren't all non-pros....there are so many different levels that you never really know....From the college girl who needs extra money to a girl who has a good job in DR...to the pro pretending she is a non-pro....Keep me out of this...this is a fight between you 3.....
You brought me into this.
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
Rawness
I was just glad to find out that these "chicas" were actually woman and not guys dressed up as woman,,,,,,
I actually thought this was a joke ,,and that they had some dudes throw on bikinis as a joke,,,,,,
Stars and stripes actually looks as though she has a package,,,,,,,,:mad:
I would actually turn down these chicas if they offered to pay me for banging them,,,,,
But,,,, I Have to admit though Rawness,,,,,Nice opening post,,,,,, :iconTU:
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
MrHappy
Wow. They are having a great time!!! Just look at those faces!!!!
They look like fucking HOSTAGES :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...6&d=1405901584
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
JD426
Thanks for the Great Pool Party pics, and the Reporting... Good stuff.. Looks like it was a fun time.
and the back and forth with you guys and what you each personally think is attractive and what is not
, is like funny as fuck.. like frosting on a cake..
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
"Yo' Ho is so Ugly" contest...
"Non-Pro's" passing out free Pum-Pum at the Ho club...
Hostage bitches hiding under the pool fountain, scared to fucking move...
Holy shit! This may be the best thread since the "Martin" intro....I caught a cramp laughing here. :rofl:
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called those Ho's bitches, I just thought they might be some more "non-pro's"
:rolleyes:
Bwaaahahahahaaa!
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Have we used the term "Part time hoe" on here yet? That might be a good title for the girl that does not sale ass every week. That title gives clarity even though a "part time hoe" is a hoe.
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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greydread
perhaps the MC told them they were not allowed to pee in the pool
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
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Originally Posted by
ezsmile
perhaps the MC told them they were not allowed to pee in the pool
....and maybe...just maybe that wasn't a fountain at all and the DJ was playing some R Kelly....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syqo3L-WbCo
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Coņo....tu saaaaaaabe :rolleyes::p:rofl:
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Originally Posted by
JDR
Non pro hanging out in a hoe disco?
If you say so.
Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
I agree.......great first report. Way to get your feet wet!
One question from an old guy though.........
who is uncle Luke?
DJ? Rapper? Singer? Buddy? Your Uncle?
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Re: 07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post
Don't forget this classic from Uncle Luke and the 2 Live Crew
Can a ***** Get a Table Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe3qUiZCqaU