"Zero a zero"

Alright, alright. My old index page is back, so the folks leaving me notes at Consumating can stop flirting with me by way of "hey, your site has malware, where do you hang out?" flirtations (which, I should note, do belie a certain sex geekery that's pretty convincing).
See also: wow, if only I'd kept a directory of all the random social apps I've signed up for over the three years I've been in San Francisco (read: a place where more than 7 people use dodgeball), I'd not be still updating myself to 'single' from 'taken' or what-have-you three weeks after the fact.
(Repeat: thisisnotapersonalblog. Thisisnotapersonalblog. Thisisnotapersonalblog.)
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