08/2004 - WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR GIRL IS A "REGULAR GIRL"?

Ten signs that you might have found a regular girl in Sosua:

1. She has no cell phone.

2. You offer her a drink in the disco, and she chooses a presidente.

3. Mimos does not know her.

4. She has no cheap condoms in her purse.

5. You ask her how old she is, and her answer is something other than "diez y ocho".

6. She doesn't know what a "quick collect" form is.

7. She hates shrimp.

8. It's been more than three days since her last salon visit.

9. Her mother is in good health.

10. And the best sign, All her hair is real.

DAYUM!! I didn't get past #1.

#1 Reason: Jimmy doesn't know her! :lol:

So true! So true! The day after Jimmy arrived, he came in my room and the chica from the night before was there. He was like "I've seen you somewhere, right?"

After she told him where she was from, they realized he had! The man gets around.

11. she has a real job that she cannot easily take a holiday from

12. the job is outside the tourist industry

13. she doesn't speak anything but Spanish

14. she doesn't drink alcohol

15. she lets you order the food, saying I am not that hungry

16. on 15, she indicates she wants something from the lower price ranges

17. the dive-instructor, kite-surf instructor and hotel manager have not seen her with other tourists

18. on 17, all of them are your countrymen and still say the same thing

19. she does not have e-mail

20. she does not know the taxi-prices but the motoconcho and gua-gua to a T and uses only those form her village/barrio

21. she washes your clothes, clips your nails, washes you in the shower and cooks you breakfast in the morning and dinner at night

22. she doesn't use a condom if you don't think of it

23. she doesn't tell you she loves you in 5 minutes

24. she loves to dance with you, actually this should be #1 clue

25. with 24. I mean dancing not grinding her tits and ass up against you in public

i thought we had lost you for a minute, please return to the shallow end of the pool.........................

Well, with everything, there are some exceptions. I must say Fantasy and C-Mike, your list is pretty damn good and close to the truth.

Have fun and play safe!

13. she doesn't speak anything but Spanish


I don't agree with this one. Most of the whores I meet in Sosua don't speak English at all, just espagnol. So I do not think this rule applies.
The others are pretty spot-on though.

The Devil's Advocate:

1. She has no cell phone.
A lot of college girls have them in Santiago. People do have money there.

2. You offer her a drink in the disco, and she chooses a presidente.
Some girls don't like beer (revise to say she chooses a cheap drink)

3. Mimos does not know her.
No argument here.

4. She has no cheap condoms in her purse.
again no argument.

5. You ask her how old she is, and her answer is something other than "diez y ocho".
Some girls are truely 18.

6. She doesn't know what a "quick collect" form is.
She might have relatives in the US.

7. She hates shrimp.
Come on, everyone likes shrimp!

8. It's been more than three days since her last salon visit.
Go to Santiago some girls look like they live in a salon.

9. Her mother is in good health.
Well if the truth it's inconsequential, everyone gets sick.

10. And the best sign, All her hair is real.
See above about the Salon.

11. she has a real job that she cannot easily take a holiday from
No argument here.

12. the job is outside the tourist industry
90% right here

13. she doesn't speak anything but Spanish
Again don't agree here. BUT If her foreign language mastery consists of words you wouldn't say to your kids you are probably right.

14. she doesn't drink alcohol
Don't agree here.

15. she lets you order the food, saying I am not that hungry
Everyone gets hungry

16. on 15, she indicates she wants something from the lower price ranges
Hell who would pass up a free meal? When you go to dinner with a vendor/client do you order chopped liver at Ruth's Chris?

17. the dive-instructor, kite-surf instructor and hotel manager have not seen her with other tourists
Agree

18. on 17, all of them are your countrymen and still say the same thing
Agree

19. she does not have e-mail
Many chicas have home internet access and/or go to college.

20. she does not know the taxi-prices but the motoconcho and gua-gua to a T and uses only those form her village/barrio
No Opinion

21. she washes your clothes, clips your nails, washes you in the shower and cooks you breakfast in the morning and dinner at night
The wonderfully trained ones to be a perfect wife...

22. she doesn't use a condom if you don't think of it
Haha Agree

23. she doesn't tell you she loves you in 5 minutes
Te Amo, Te Amo, Te Amo...

24. she loves to dance with you, actually this should be #1 clue
I love to dance.

25. with 24. I mean dancing not grinding her tits and ass up against you in public
Clearly you have never done the Doggy Style Merengue in Santiago!

PS. REALLY BORED AT WORK!

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Originally Posted by Don Tomas

5. You ask her how old she is, and her answer is something other than "diez y ocho".
Some girls are truely 18.

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Some are younger and want you to think they are legal... others are 28 and want to sound like they are fresh in the game and so young for all you 50 yr old farts... heh

Hi guys,

Glad I didn't get to badly grilled on the list... and of course no list is ever complete and not all chicas can be judged by it..

All I am saying, if a chica seems nice, local, does not act ' prepotente', does not speak a cazillion languages and of those only the vernicular words, lives with her family, has a steady (non-tourist) job, does not drink like a templar, is not known to associate with foreigners on a regular basis, has no kids and is under 25 she has a good chance of being for real

Cheers

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Originally Posted by Fantasy

Ten signs that you might have found a regular girl in Sosua:

1. She has no cell phone.

2. You offer her a drink in the disco, and she chooses a presidente.

3. Mimos does not know her.

4. She has no cheap condoms in her purse.

5. You ask her how old she is, and her answer is something other than "diez y ocho".

6. She doesn't know what a "quick collect" form is.

7. She hates shrimp.

8. It's been more than three days since her last salon visit.

9. Her mother is in good health.

10. And the best sign, All her hair is real.

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Good stuff.

If she hangs out in Sosua with any frequency and knows the town especially the strip, chances are real good she is not a regular girl.

Most regular girls don't want to be associated with Sosua as they are thought of as a puta.

But a puta can be a good time as well.

After all that's what most of us are chasing.

Regular girls present challenges that puta's don't like catching feelings.

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Originally Posted by JDR

Good stuff.

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A better thread

http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...r+Novia+a+Puta