03/2018 - December 2018 Boca Chica Invasion

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

Nor do wives.


You just got telling me you do the cooking.


Wives are useless.

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They're only "useless" to a Guy who's never had one.

There's a Priest somewhere who thinks that balls are "useless".

Except on Altar Boys.

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Originally Posted by greydread

I did the cooking as a single custodial Dad.

When I was married my Wives cooked every day. I only cooked on special occasions.

Here's a question for you....I wouldn't dare try to tell Yayow or Camaro shit about criminal investigations. I would no sooner try to tell WNM shit about cars or Westy shit about cartography, diving or flying a plane.

That said, how do you venture to tell Guys who have been married shit about marriage?

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I listened to guys bitch about it for 30 years. I pay attention to the details.


If it was great, there would be no divorces.



I never did drugs so maybe I was wrong about that as well and Heroin is really good and fun to do.:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

I listened to guys bitch about it for 30 years. I pay attention to the details.


If it was great, there would be no divorces.



I never did drugs so maybe I was wrong about that as well and Heroin is really good and fun to do.:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Guys bitch about their jobs too, probably more than about their Wives. Did that shit stop you from working?

Jimmy, you have got to start working on developing a better class of analogy if you plan on debating me. :rofl:

BTW, Heroin is great! When I was at Patterson Army Hospital in 1974 they had me on a morphine drip for 12 days and it was the best 12 days of my life. The least productive, but then all I had to do was lay in the bed and heal.

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Originally Posted by greydread

BTW, Heroin is great! When I was at Patterson Army Hospital in 1974 they had me on a morphine drip for 12 days and it was the best 12 days of my life. The least productive, but then all I had to do was lay in the bed and heal.

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We should all do it. You say its great.

I know where to get the good stuff cheap.

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Originally Posted by greydread

Guys bitch about their jobs too, probably more than about their Wives. Did that shit stop you from working?

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Living is not free.

A quick detour.

A buddy of mine makes a lot of money and goes away every month for a week.


His current girlfriend wants him to move in and she isn't crazy about all his traveling:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


He was thinking about it and told her, he will continue to travel and he isn't moving in anytime soon.



She is trying to tell him how to spend his money.


He goes thru girlfriends every 3 or 4 years.

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

We should all do it. You say its great.

I know where to get the good stuff cheap.

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The best stuff is free in the military....or it could cost you your life.

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

A quick detour.

A buddy of mine makes a lot of money and goes away every month for a week.


His current girlfriend wants him to move in and she isn't crazy about all his traveling:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


He was thinking about it and told her, he will continue to travel and he isn't moving in anytime soon.



She is trying to tell him how to spend his money.


He goes thru girlfriends every 3 or 4 years.

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I have a GF who hates the fact that I travel. I make good money and she can't afford to travel like I do. That doesn't mean that I am obliged to take her anywhere. She gets mad when I travel but the cat scratch fever keeps her coming back. The day when she doesn't get over it, she'll be replaced.

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

Living is not free.

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Neither is Punani.

You can choose to buy or you can choose to rent.

Choice is yours.

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Originally Posted by greydread

Neither is Punani.

You can choose to buy or you can choose to rent.

Choice is yours.

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Nobody needs Punani.


We both know people that haven't had any in decades.

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

Nobody needs Punani.


We both know people that haven't had any in decades.

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I don't need Punani like a Fat Girl don't need cake

...and that's all I have to say about that

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Originally Posted by greydread

I don't need Punani like a Fat Girl don't need cake

...and that's all I have to say about that

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I gave up cake 18 months ago and haven't looked back.

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

I gave up cake 18 months ago and haven't looked back.

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You are not a Fat Girl

They will kill for cake

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

Nobody needs Punani.

We both know people that haven't had any in decades.

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Count me into that category, at least in the past.

Almost two decades between my last USA-based sweetie and my first trip offshore to Punani-Land.

(And it's two weeks, almost to the hour, until my next trip to Punani-Land in Boca Chica.)

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Originally Posted by Westy

Count me into that category, at least in the past.

Almost two decades between my last USA-based sweetie and my first trip offshore to Punani-Land.

(And it's two weeks, almost to the hour, until my next trip to Punani-Land in Boca Chica.)

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You can be example "A"

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Originally Posted by Westy

Count me into that category, at least in the past.

Almost two decades between my last USA-based sweetie and my first trip offshore to Punani-Land.

(And it's two weeks, almost to the hour, until my next trip to Punani-Land in Boca Chica.)

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Sounds like you were an original incel. Glad you found the path to punani.

5 days until touchdown I have no idea how many trips I've made to the D.R. over the past dozen or so years, at least 30. I'll arrive at around 9:30, Uber to the hotel and settle in and shower and change just in time for the festivities on the street (Duarte) below. and something may catch my eye or I might hang at El Batey. I hope to see some old friends during my time there and I know that I'll pamper myself with the personal services available. My massage Lady will flip when she sees me and I look forward to her cracking my joints as she puts me back together the way she always does.

I probably won't do a trip report unless a lot has changed since my last visit (the E-Coli trip) and I probably won't be posting buck neked pix of the Ladies unless they insist. I don't know, trophy pics of Ho's I've encountered just seems so lame now.

I hope that my Bro's are in town (you know who you are) because I always enjoy catching up with the ex-pat's who have the entire experience to draw from.

It's a short break from a wicked schedule where I hope to smoke some good sticks, drink some fine rum, sample some superb Woman flesh and let the sea breeze sooth my soul before ending the year and preparing for 2019.

6-11/12/2018. I look forward to seeing those of y'all who can make it.

I was invited years ago by 2 couples, who were and still are good friends. Tey had rented a cabin by the lake for the weekend.

I get there and as the night gets darker and we're sitting around the fire they start busting my balls about no girlfriend, no fiance, no wife etc,

I was quick to point out that they were perfect examples why I didn't want to be married.

After confused looks at me and each other one asked what I meant.

I answered that between the 4 of them they had been married 11 times!!!:rofl: and why the fuck would I want to spend my life like that:confused:

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Originally Posted by jacknback

I was invited years ago by 2 couples, who were and still are good friends. Tey had rented a cabin by the lake for the weekend.

I get there and as the night gets darker and we're sitting around the fire they start busting my balls about no girlfriend, no fiance, no wife etc,

I was quick to point out that they were perfect examples why I didn't want to be married.

After confused looks at me and each other one asked what I meant.

I answered that between the 4 of them they had been married 11 times!!!:rofl: and why the fuck would I want to spend my life like that:confused:

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Did you just say you were part of a threesome?:confused::confused::confused::confused:

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Originally Posted by Jimmydr

Did you just say you were part of a threesome?:confused::confused::confused::confused:

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Jacknback and two couples. That would have been a five-some. :p