Just arrived in SD for two weeks

[greydread]

Cheeno, I am not understanding. I though you had to pay directly to the bar/club and or pay an exit fee if the girl leaves with you from the club?

Or are you talking about after the club closes and she just meets you down the street or at a restaurant. Or maybe on her off day?
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Okay, here's the routine (routine #9):

Go to Lapsus at 10 - 10:30 pm (Mon - Thurs). 1st stop at the panderia 2 blocks down the street and get a bag of ho cakes (empanadas, sweet breads, etc.)

The Maitre D' will attempt to seat you in a public area, probably at the foot of the dance floor. Insist on a booth at the side of the stage. This will achieve two objectives. It will keep the f'ugly hos from blocking your view of more desirable Chicas. It will dissuade uninvited putas from sliding up next to you to beg for drinks.

After convincing the strugglers of your disinterest, scope out every Chica in the joint. There is a little dance "show" that they put on right about 2 hours prior to closing every night. Not all the clubs Chicas are involved so keep your eyes peeled for part time talent in the shadows. When you see a prospect merely catch her eye (this won't take long, she's hunting too), raise your glass and smile. She will come to you. Offer her a cerveza. She will order the drink and sit with you as you wait for service. This is an interview and you're hiring!

Politely leave no stone unturned. There is a measure of intimate touching that she will allow as your negotiation proceeds. Use this time to make sure (subtly, dammit!) that she doesn't have any fucked up "C section" scars or alarming piercings or 4 titties or other unacceptable anomalies. When you are satisfied (if not, repeat with another), tell her you have to go take care of some business and want to meet her after work. The Jaragua Casino is a good place to meet. Leave at least a half hour before closing so Mgmt. doesn't get tipped off. When leaving, tell everyone you'll be back tomorrow so they don't feel gypped and they will look forward to the return of another sucker.

Go to Manolo cafe, across from the back entrance to the Jaragua lot, have an espresso and watch the street traffic to line up a plan "B". The most important thing you can have anywhere in the Dominican Republic is a plan "B" because plan "A"s crash all the time. You'll need to get three or four trips under your belt to understand this.



You'll see your hot prospect as she crosses the street for your meeting. She may be ready to jump in a taxi and go with you right away or she may have a plan "B" of her own.

This seems like a lot of bullshit to get around a bar fine, doesn't it? Well, think about how your money is distributed. The minimum bar fine at Lapsus is $2,500 RD. The house gets a large % of this and if there's anyone else involved (taxi, "guide", etc.) then they also get a cut which leaves the actual punani provider looking to you to sweeten the pot for her with a prearranged fat propina. Many will insist upon receiving this propina prior to leaving the club. Fuck that.

The same Chica will meet you out of the club. Depending on your level of satisfaction with her up to that point you can offer between $1,000 RD - $1,500 RD to which she will probably counter $1,500 RD - $2,000 RD. If you think she's worth it, offer her $1,500 RD with a $500 RD propina if she's as good as she says. I've made deals for $1,500 RD and tipped as much as $1,200 RD for extended service above and beyond the call of duty (the puta Silver Star). This is rare so keep your expectations down and dare them to surprise you.

When you get her back to the room, offer her some ho cakes with something to wash them down with. Play some nice music and make her comfortable. Show her to the shower and hand her a towel. When she emerges you should get the best she's got to give. Interactivity translates into bypassing the house altogether during future engagements and less money out of pocjet for better and longer service and eventual novio status for you. There are other threads instructing proper etiquette for firing a puta novia when she starts asking for shit .

[Cheeno]

Greydread = Ph.D. in Mongering, Economics, Finance, Life, and Women!!!

[greydread]

Greydread = Ph.D. in Mongering, Economics, Finance, Life, and Women!!!

Man,

Cheeno it all comes down to facing a few stark realities....

I will never have Women figured out.

I just know that they've got something I need and I know how to get it without getting wrecked for my troubles.

On Mongering, Economics and Finance: "Spend less money, get more punani" (you can quote me on this subject).

Life: By the time most people figure out what they really wanted most out of life, it's too late. Not us!

[JD426]

Very nicely said Grey.
Only thing I would add is if you try to pull it off as a group, the chicas wont go for it because they are afraid of being ratted out by one another. Its very competitive in Lapsus as anywhere else. You cant pull 2 or 3 girls out this way, its not possible IMO.
So either ONE person in your group gets the discount, or you go solo. They watch groups of guys like a hawk in there,unless you just go in for the show and all leave. Discretion is key. And watch the bald waiter guy(william?) he's a slight of hand artist with the change. I was drunk and I caught him, he appreciated that I just smiled and shook my head as he handed me the remaining crumpled $ 100 RD.
Its a good place though,a regular stop for sure.

[offytuf]

Great advice Dread.....how do I get her into my room at the Jaragua, I think they have a strict policy on 'guests'......unlike the Hilton where I had to pay 30$ guest fee

[JD426]

Great advice Dread.....how do I get her into my room at the Jaragua, I think they have a strict policy on 'guests'......unlike the Hilton where I had to pay 30$ guest fee

In the tower,u can sometimes get them in during the day, if you're really smooth about it & she is dressed NICELY, we've done it, but late at night, no way, security guards the elevators. In the back garden rooms you have a better chance at night unless there is an event like a wedding in one of the ballrooms, then forget it. Security will be all over you, at every point of entry.

[Sam]

Man,

Cheeno it all comes down to facing a few stark realities....

I will never have Women figured out.

I just know that they've got something I need and I know how to get it without getting wrecked for my troubles.

On Mongering, Economics and Finance: "Spend less money, get more punani" (you can quote me on this subject).

Life: By the time most people figure out what they really wanted most out of life, it's too late. Not us!

Dread, you are indeed the philosopher and scholar of this board. I've learned more from your posts Cheeno's visual post that I could every have.

For that I thank you, fellas. As they said in our community, Bros before Hos.