Re: Tipping a chica to go away?
Originally Posted by
hioctane
So you're at a club or casa... You call a chica over to sit with you. You bullshit for half an hour to try to feel her out. Suddenly you see a smoking hot chica you want to talk to. Now how do you get rid of this one? Seems like the only way to get her to go away is to tip her.
What do most of you all do? If you tip, how much do you tip?
I don't know, guys. I think S&B has asked a legitimate and important question here. I'm assuming several things here:
- You've already bought Chica #1 a tasty beverage as an enticement.
- The conversation is not going so well or she failed to peak your attention in some way or maybe while feeling her out (up) you've discovered some unsightly anomaly like saggy tits, a big "C" section scar or genital warts.
- Chica #2 is so fine that your dick immediately saluted upon her arrival.
- There is a limited amount of time available before some other horny devil jumps at Chica #2.
I'd like to offer these suggestion:
- Buy Chica #1 another cerveza and tell her to stay put while you talk to a friend.
- Approach Chica #2 and see if she's available. The fact that you have a bird in the hand will require you to speed up the negotiation so simply throw a price at her and if she agrees you can leave Chica #1 with her tasty beverage while you go off to fuck Chica #2.
- If Chica #1 is still interested when you return from doing the nasty with Chica #2...well...she may be a keeper. See if she'll do the two of you. Pay her less than you gave Chica #2 just to keep things in perspective.
- Tip no one unless they've performed flawlessly and checked every box on your list.
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