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[husl2001]

I have a hotline by which I hook intrepid travelers up with lovely young thangs in boring, isolated resorts (as it's hard to hide from wifey). I only charge a honorarium of $400 for 2 hours (plus $200 transportation fee).

Call me at 1-809-386-2277 (1-809-DUMB-ASS)

[gdogg]

I have a hotline by which I hook intrepid travelers up with lovely young thangs in boring, isolated resorts (as it's hard to hide from wifey). I only charge a honorarium of $400 for 2 hours (plus $200 transportation fee).

Call me at 1-809-386-2277 (1-809-DUMB-ASS)

I just dialed that number. It asked for my credit card number. I'm still sitting on hold, and all I'm hearing is canned laughter while I wait. I guess I'm a...

[Jimmydr]

This is classic. I want this to stand alone.

[Jimmydr]

I am getting these printed up and they will be handed out at certain locations.

[dunedain]

[Maretti]

I have a hotline by which I hook intrepid travelers up with lovely young thangs in boring, isolated resorts (as it's hard to hide from wifey). I only charge a honorarium of $400 for 2 hours (plus $200 transportation fee).

Call me at 1-809-386-2277 (1-809-DUMB-ASS)

I was going to call but then realized that I don't have a wife. I would still consider your service if you provide one...for a fee of course!

[Klockman]

Great thread!