Chicaholics Unanimous - the Twelve Steps:
1. We admit we are powerless over our peckers, and our lust has become unmanageable.
2. We believe that punana could restore us to sanity.
3. We decide to turn our money and our peckers over to the care of the chicas.
4. We make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of the girls at Classicos, La Passions, CMP, and those two famous blocks of Avenida Pedro Clisante.
5. We admit to ourselves and our selected chicas the exact nature of our desires.
6. We make ourselves entirely ready to have the chicas remove these "defects of character", at an agreed-upon price (DR$ 1000
ST, 1500
TLN).
7. We eagerly ask the chicas to address our "short comings", or even to stay
TLN if the chica and the price are right.
8. We make a list of all chicas we want to spread, and become willing to make our moves on them all.
9. We make direct payment, cash, after the deed, to such chicas wherever possible, except when to do so would interfere with a fellow monger who's already taking them home for his own purposes.
10. We continue to take personal inventory, and when we're in country we promptly do something about it.
11. We seek through repeated vacations to improve our contact with the chicas, hoping that our money won't run out before our flight for home.
12. Having had a great time as the result of these steps, we try to carry this message to our fellow mongers over
ISOC, and save up for the next trip as soon as we can afford it!
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