It Ain't ALL Bad! Places, things, etc…that I like about Sosua!

[Apos]

Britannia?

I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Westy]

I went to Sosua on my summer vacation:

I like the way the roosters crow in the morning as I return to my room to sleep.
I like the way you can pee in the street and spell FUCK YOU and only pay 200 pesos
I like the way a chica will give you free sex for introducing them to your friends
I like the way you can snap a finger and have 3 chicas follow you to your room
I like the way you can take a beer from one bar and take it in the next;
I like the way you can walk in Rocky's and ALWAYS find a friend to talk to;
I like the way you can travel the country in gua guas for mere pesos;
I like the way most of the coastline is unspoiled;
I like the way that you can get a nice room for less than $25 US;
I like the way a girl will tell you TEAMO right after you soil her and hand her pesos;
I like the way it infects my mind even when I'm not there;
I like the way the chicken tastes there, cooked in all different ways;
I like the way a misfit can fit in and have a great time like never before in the U.S.;
I like the way you can not speak to a chica for a year and she still wants to be with you;
I like the way the music sounds as I leave POP heading to Sosua;
I like the way you can have a novia and still do another chica every day;
I like the way a chica can forgive you for everything as long as you have pesos;

thats a work of Art Roy..
i am literally getting choked up, over here.

I've been away just a week, and my chicken's getting choked up thinking about all that lovely toto ... "BAD monkey! Papa spank!"