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    The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Step one. Having a dumb gene

    Step two. Meeting a woman smarter than you

    Step three. Sharing real personal data about yourself and giving a fuck about her "real" personal data.(How does giving out real personal data add to the fantacy of taking a stiff one to Ms. Perky breast?)

    Step four. A "Knock you out your socks incounter" (stress free fun)


    I dont know all of the steps and it can be different with some people. I am going to skip to another step that is close to becoming Mr. WU.


    Step ?. Making the offer to help or asked to help. (YOU ARE GOING TO LET ME HELP YOU AND NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME!!!)(...oH! You should not have to live like this!)(Salva mi vida=Save my life!)

    Step ?. Actually doing it.


    What step are you on?


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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Quote Originally Posted by SrSuerte View Post

    What step are you on?

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Step 4,then I think about all the other steps you mention, decide to do step 4 all over again with another chica, and then do step 4 again with another chica. It can be a vicious cycle Sorry can't go down that road.

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Being a WU is like being born gay....They can't help it, some dudes are just syrupy sweet motherfuckas.
    I've offended you.....goood

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Quote Originally Posted by eastcoastallstar View Post
    Being a WU is like being born gay....They can't help it, some dudes are just syrupy sweet motherfuckas.

    I am stealing that phrase!

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Quote Originally Posted by SrSuerte View Post
    ...What step are you on?
    I've been an idiot in the past but right now I'm in the step "I didn't create your problem, I'm not (in any way) responssible to solve it".

    I don't give any contact information, as a matter of fact, I'm against it. I don't see any reason to get hers. I don't want to repeat anyway, and if I do, chances are that unless she's with another client, I'll find her right where I found her the first time.

    You wouldn't want me to bother you with my calls when she's giving you a great BJ, would you? I don't want you to do that to me either!

    My advice is to never forget who you're dealing with. Treat everybody with respect but you don't need a puta as a friend or girlfriend...unless you and her are of the same social status, in which case, maybe she's a step over what you get back home!

    I bet that most of the problems among us mongers are one sided jealousy.

    Snobby? Maybe, but it keeps me safe!


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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Well there is a fuck load of guys doing step 1 & 3 from what I see in this country. The number of chicas I see smiling especially out of Sosua WU is like they just won the daily lottery. For those #1 & #3 keep it up, it's feeding alot of children and paying for those medical bills for grandma! How many kidney operations anyway can grandma have in a year?

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Before I was not against sharing E-Mail with the chics. I never had any problem with them asking for money. I do believe some of then generally like me(my money). They never ask for but I know they probably want to set me up for the long game. They just dont realize that I dont have time. That is what a lot of Guys dont get. After they see that a bond has been established then the opportunity for dollars is there. Even if a girl gives up free pussy, it is to see if you have rule #1 in your system. lol! I really believe that now!

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    never give out personal info, get a mongering phone, store their number there and keep it in a safe place..

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    I used to keep contact with a few ... then I read something on ISOC that made it all make sense ... since then I've not given out any contact info.

    What good news could she (ever) possibly have for you?

    PS RIches

    A whore in a 3rd world country ... Hmmmm ... Indeed, What good news could she ever have????

    Now ...

    1) No one gets any heads up on my travel plans

    2) No one gets any contact info

    3) Any contact info they left with me goes in the garbage when I leave the hotel for the airport ... In each case I look at the email addy or phone # and ask myself out loud ...
    " What good news could she possibly ever have?"
    I look at the contact info, remember the time we had together and the answer is always the same ... NO chance ... I smile (Thank PSRiches) and toss her info in the garbage can!

    4) I tell everyone (Including/especially ex-pats and fellow mongers) I am leaving 7 days after the actual departure date ... I'm sure that my local phone number blows up a week after I leave ... with girls jockeying for long term (WU)positioning.

    So ... Thank You PS Riches ... this one little trick undoes the illusion the girls have worked so hard to create ... when I go home my nut sack is empty and my head clear!
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    You are not special!

    She is not different than the others!


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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Quote Originally Posted by continentalmike View Post
    never give out personal info, get a mongering phone, store their number there and keep it in a safe place..
    There is no reason for it.

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Quote Originally Posted by eastcoastallstar View Post
    Being a WU is like being born gay....They can't help it, some dudes are just syrupy sweet motherfuckas.

    May I never be called that.

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    So I slipped up... First time in 10 yrs, This long time Novia, (NOT hitting it any more) asks for my info here, I give her my US cell #. Mistake #1
    I get couple missed calls. no messages, she probably cant even make intl calls , but the # registers here.
    I call her back (mistake #2) She misses me, and wants me to come back soon.. very soon ... ok whatever.
    I make mistake #3, I email her from my personal EMAIL, to the email she gave me like 2 trips ago , figuring its easier, than her making the calls. I figure, what can possibly go wrong., spam email ?
    couple days later
    BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
    it BLOWS UP.
    " My brother is sick, no wait its my daughter... and my boyfriend wont help cause she did something with his laptop" ... bla bla .."You are my BEST FRIEND".....

    So now I wait, and she is still pushing...
    "did you get my email ?, please...."
    not sure which direction I wanna take it, but it wont end up with any WU money ,thats for sure.
    any thoughts ?
    I thought I was immune to this amateur night stuff.

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Quote Originally Posted by jd426 View Post
    So I slipped up... First time in 10 yrs, This long time Novia, (NOT hitting it any more) asks for my info here, I give her my US cell #. Mistake #1
    I get couple missed calls. no messages, she probably cant even make intl calls , but the # registers here.
    I call her back (mistake #2) She misses me, and wants me to come back soon.. very soon ... ok whatever.
    I make mistake #3, I email her from my personal EMAIL, to the email she gave me like 2 trips ago , figuring its easier, than her making the calls. I figure, what can possibly go wrong., spam email ?
    couple days later
    BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
    it BLOWS UP.
    " My brother is sick, no wait its my daughter... and my boyfriend wont help cause she did something with his laptop" ... bla bla .."You are my BEST FRIEND".....

    So now I wait, and she is still pushing...
    "did you get my email ?, please...."
    not sure which direction I wanna take it, but it wont end up with any WU money ,thats for sure.
    any thoughts ?
    I thought I was immune to this amateur night stuff.

    I e mail with a few. The great thing about e mail is you can delete it.

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Sounds like she needs a new laptop JD.. This is your in!

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Quote Originally Posted by Talis View Post
    Sounds like she needs a new laptop JD.. This is your in!
    Who, the daughter ?
    I dont like Dominican Jails..Theres nakid men in there, spooning.

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Quote Originally Posted by jd426 View Post
    So I slipped up... First time in 10 yrs, This long time Novia, (NOT hitting it any more) asks for my info here, I give her my US cell #. Mistake #1
    I get couple missed calls. no messages, she probably cant even make intl calls , but the # registers here.
    I call her back (mistake #2) She misses me, and wants me to come back soon.. very soon ... ok whatever.
    I make mistake #3, I email her from my personal EMAIL, to the email she gave me like 2 trips ago , figuring its easier, than her making the calls. I figure, what can possibly go wrong., spam email ?
    couple days later
    BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
    it BLOWS UP.
    " My brother is sick, no wait its my daughter... and my boyfriend wont help cause she did something with his laptop" ... bla bla .."You are my BEST FRIEND".....

    So now I wait, and she is still pushing...
    "did you get my email ?, please...."
    not sure which direction I wanna take it, but it wont end up with any WU money ,thats for sure.
    any thoughts ?
    I thought I was immune to this amateur night stuff.
    Ignore it, you never received it. Stop corresponding to her for at least a month, and when you speak with her again,tell her about your problems.
    That should do the trick.

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Step 1. Hey, suck my dick!

    Step 2. Give me some pussy!

    Step 3. Now some ass!

    Step 4. Repeat steps 1, 2 and 3.

    There is no step 5.

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Quote Originally Posted by jd426 View Post
    So I slipped up... First time in 10 yrs, This long time Novia, (NOT hitting it any more) asks for my info here, I give her my US cell #. Mistake #1
    I get couple missed calls. no messages, she probably cant even make intl calls , but the # registers here.
    I call her back (mistake #2) She misses me, and wants me to come back soon.. very soon ... ok whatever.
    I make mistake #3, I email her from my personal EMAIL, to the email she gave me like 2 trips ago , figuring its easier, than her making the calls. I figure, what can possibly go wrong., spam email ?
    couple days later
    BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
    it BLOWS UP.
    " My brother is sick, no wait its my daughter... and my boyfriend wont help cause she did something with his laptop" ... bla bla .."You are my BEST FRIEND".....

    So now I wait, and she is still pushing...
    "did you get my email ?, please...."
    not sure which direction I wanna take it, but it wont end up with any WU money ,thats for sure.
    any thoughts ?
    I thought I was immune to this amateur night stuff.
    You didn't slip up. Now if you start sending money, yeah you slip the fuck up!!!

    In the words of the great G. Gordon Liddy ( yes I've met him):

    WHATEVER YOU SUBSIDZED YOU WILL GET MORE OF!!

    So if you don't want more emails, don't respond.
    I'm a Payer not a Player

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    Re: The Road to becoming mister Western Union (WU)

    Quote Originally Posted by jd426 View Post
    I make mistake #3, I email her from my personal EMAIL, to the email she gave me like 2 trips ago , figuring its easier, than her making the calls. I figure, what can possibly go wrong., spam email ?
    couple days later
    BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
    it BLOWS UP.
    " My brother is sick, no wait its my daughter... and my boyfriend wont help cause she did something with his laptop" ... bla bla .."You are my BEST FRIEND".....

    So now I wait, and she is still pushing...
    "did you get my email ?, please...."
    not sure which direction I wanna take it, but it wont end up with any WU money ,thats for sure.
    any thoughts ?
    I thought I was immune to this amateur night stuff.
    I can't believe you don't have an email address set up for this stuff. Just make up an alternative one so the begging doesn't get mixed up with your real email. I used to give out my email address, but it was to one of my thousand addresses that I rarely read.

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