Damn Mongers Damn

[DMV]

Kelvin's? Used to love that place. There wasn't a salida, so it could be another one (or they changed their policy).

Oh please tell me that's not true, because I didn't take anything out of Kelvin's if that is the big one. Forgot the name of the place and went to two others and then it was soo late, I just took something.

[KoKi9290]

Could be Gomez or the one behind the bomba (Texaco?) on the autopista. I think they both have salidas nowadays.

[knotty]

Oh please tell me that's not true, because I didn't take anything out of Kelvin's if that is the big one. Forgot the name of the place and went to two others and then it was soo late, I just took something.

it's been several years since i've been, but does it look like this???

[givengo440]

OTB,
It was a good trip, Learned some new things. The car wash in Santiago was off the chain!!!!!
Even got the the Nupe Stu out for a little while.

Small as world, while in Santiago met a guy who worked for... yes you got it....Apostropheman

DR is a learning experience every trip bro. Good to see you got Stu out he has been MIA on the board and I haven't seen any action on his FB page. I am going to email him. Please tell me more about this carwash my brother I have heard and will landing in STI in the 3rd I may need to stay till the 5th and see the sights...

[DMV]

it's been several years since i've been, but does it look like this???
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No that's not it. I think we did stop in that one.
I think Koki has the right one. I believe it's in plaza Gomez. It's big and you have to walk up stairs to get to it. It was next to or down from a place name Classicos.

Damn I'm still mad at not taking something out the first one.

Oh, thank you Koki for posting about Ave Venezuela. It was really really nice. So many fine chicas

[lobonegro]

Back from another trip to DR. spent two days in Santiago. Will give a detailed trip report later, but I just had to start off with an encounter on my first few hours in Santo Domingo. It needed it's own post.

After dropping off our bags at Hotel Roma TNT40 and I head over to Hard Rock Cafe to start drinking.

We notice some Americans there and the type of Hos they were with. Now I'm not going to dog anyone out for what type of Hos you picked flaca, thick it's all one's personal taste, but Com'n Monger.

What really made this scene bad is the guys were talking very loud about what they were about to do with these girls. A few moments later the scene became worst when a Chulo came over and started demanding money. One of the guys pulled out a few bills and said that's all I have. The Chulo snatched all the money out his hand then open his wallet asking for more.

An older Chulo came over asking where his money was.

The type of chicas these "Chulos" were bringing to these guys made the average street walker in Sosua look like a star.

TNT40 said it best. If you bring a girl to me that looked like that, You owe me money!!!!

These guys were buying food and drinks with some nasty looking Hos. Now El Conde is not the most upscale place in DR, but Damn Monger Damn have a little discretion and leave those fucking DR pimps alone, you don't need them.

Honestly, these guys most have been some no-ass getting desperate dicks back at home...Yea I cant stand some of the ignorance and lous mongers that come thru the city...I mean your with hos, Its understood what you intend to do with them...I dont wanna hear that shit...And if you lettin some ass-clown take ur money and bring you back some wack chicas..you already know these guys were just happy to get pussy, period.

[SeaWeed]

sounds like these guys should have gone thru ISOC Boot Camp prior to grabbing these Ho's
they'll learn thru their mistakes and it will be costly for them

[gdogg]

it's been several years since i've been, but does it look like this???
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The old Kelvins sign...




Inside...

[DMV]

The old Kelvins sign...

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Inside...

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Thanks for the fotos GDogg. I still can't remember, we hit three Car Washes in one night and a Casa I wish to forget, I just got a chill thinking about that place.

Nice chica in foto. Saw plenty of them in STI. I felt like I was almost back in Rio for a moment

[TONYTNT40]

It was your duty to walk over there and hip them to the game. You see a man going over board throw him a life line.

Normally, when I see Americans in another country, I will walk over and introduce myself and tell them where I'm from, and let them know whats going on, but these dudes were too embarrassing. You could immediately tell they were Americans, they were loud ,obnoxious and just ignorant. One guy was standing next to his friend, then he left, and once he got 50 feet away, he decides to have a conversation, with the guy he was standing next to a minute earlier. These guys didnt have one chulo, they had two. Two chulo's and they had the fattest ugliest chicas on the Condi. One of my Amiga's, (we call her Rush hour II) from one of the restaurants on the Condi, recognized me sitting at the Hard Rock, and came over to say hello, said she just finished working and was on her way to school, after she left, one of the guys wanted to interrogate me. He asked, who is that, where did you meet her, what school does she attend? Those guys were some real charactors.

[DMV]

TNT40 had told me about this chica Rush Hour II before. When she walked up I Knew who she was. She looks like this:

[TONYTNT40]

TNT40 had told me about this chica Rush Hour II before. When she walked up I Knew who she was. She looks like this:


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but her ass is fatter. The problem, Rush Hour II, likes my amigo and her amiga, a haitian with a medicine ball ass likes me. I wish we can make a trade.

[TONYTNT40]

Friday night, I went to Monte Bar, and Illusions. Saturday, we went to the car wash. It was unbelievable. As soon as we arrived, the guy from Atlanta, says,"man its nothing but girls in there." We walk in and its maybe 50 or more chicas and only 4 guys, and they are all staring at us, because they know the party is about to begin. I scan the room for potential victims, and we head to the back where most of the chicas were. Before I can sit down, I see this dime checking me out, so I decide to play hide and seek with her. We sit down and I invite the dime and her amiga to join us. Within 5 minutes there was dancing, drinking and ass smacking. Our waitress had half her ass crack showing (half moon) of course she was getting her ass smacked. The dime wanted 3k for the whole day, and I countered 2500, she would have went for it, but I had a chica at my hotel waiting to meet me. Of course she was a few hours late, so I had to leave the party to meet the other chica. My spidy senses was telling me the dime was a little hard core, so that was turning me off, any way. DMV has a difference of opinion about her, he thought she was cool, but by the time he got to her, the alcohol had already loosened her up. I spoke with her sober, and she had a huge pole up her ass. The chica that met me at the hotel was a FREAK, so I didnt regret leaving the party.

[nnjdave]

Phi WOW!!! Glad to see you had another safe trip my brother but you do know I have to chime in on this...

I be saying the same dam thing when it comes to these hoes... Mike GEE! you are paying for the pussy (I say the same when I'm not paying too) always pick something that if the condom busts you will have little regrets b/c the baby will be beautiful. Now as far as the loud talking and ignorent and i will say it (Ban me if you wish) N***A talk (all people can talk it) that is a no no and also a easy way to be set up as a target! I too would of been like c'mon mongers c'mon. Also let's be clear them dudes WERE NOT MONGERS the are RESTHAVENS for them putas and hoes for the chulos a bunch of B.A.N's. Finally IDC who the person I wish a mofo would snatch some money out these hands and then demand more by opening a wallet... All I will say is ISOC fly me a kite!

@knotty you are right a milli my G! Going over and trying to help these lames would of done nada they had it in the minds they were gonna go to DR and big ball and obviously they believe big balling is a hobby b/c if it was truly in there life styles then the they would digged themselves and pulled it together. I love good dudes like that... I love to see them mugged and robbed, with ugly chics, being pimped by a chulo, and smile in there faces all the while thinking you dumb as motherfucker bend over some more and continue to get fucked in the ass w/o vaseline.

Mike that's BRILLIANT! A completely rational explanation I never thought of for being as picky as I am.

[TONYTNT40]

If you could have seen these Hos, nasty sloppy and one had on a hair net. Com'on Mongers.

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When "Chubby Checker", with the hair net came and sat next to dude, I thought he was being harassed by one of the Condi's street rats. Then he ordered her a beer and some ice cream, and I realized he was on a date. Guys set the bar so low in the DR, its pathetic. The chulos think we're all that stupid. I have fun at their expense. One day my novia was leaving my Hotel and getting in cab, and this dumb ass Chulo yells out," I have more were that comes from, I have 300 girls. The guy walks toward me and said, i can get you chicas. I said dude, you didnt get me that chica, and besides the girls are so easy to talk to here, I dont need you. He said I can help you speak Spanish. I said, " I speak English, Spanish, Portuguese and French. He said, damn, you're one of those smart guys, I said no, I'm just not one of the dumb ones.

[DMV]

I still don't understand why you get on a plane and come to pay for some nasty shit you would see on any street in the hood back home.

Maybe this is the type of girl they fuck back home? Does an accent make some one that more appealing? Or is it people are creatures of habit?

[givengo440]

I still don't understand why you get on a plane and come to pay for some nasty shit you would see on any street in the hood back home.

Maybe this is the type of girl they fuck back home? Does an accent make some one that more appealing? Or is it people are creatures of habit?

DMV I think that sums it up for me man! that shit is CRAZY!!!