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    Re: Weyland's Future

    Quote Originally Posted by weyland View Post
    In the book "In search of the perfect whore" (set in Puerto Plata) which has been twice reviewed here ...
    http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...search+perfect
    http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...ad.php?t=84987
    ... there is a hilarious account of some ex-pats dumping their deceased friend out at sea, complete with gritadora. I am sure you could arrange this for a lot less than RD$50,000 and you might have as much fun as they did.
    I was thinking a couple of oil drums and Gasoline, in your favorite Bateye at the item.

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    Re: Weyland's Future (Living and dying in DR)

    I want a Viking Funeral!



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    Re: Weyland's Future (Living and dying in DR)

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmydr View Post
    I want a Viking Funeral!
    Combine my idea of dumping at sea and Kevy's idea of the gasoline and we have a Viking funeral on the cheap, DR style.

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    Re: Weyland's Future (Living and dying in DR)

    Quote Originally Posted by weyland View Post
    Combine my idea of dumping at sea and Kevy's idea of the gasoline and we have a Viking funeral on the cheap, DR style.

    Sign me up for one. We can practice with you first anf fine toon it.

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    Re: Weyland's Future (Living and dying in DR)

    Jimmy's comment was a tad bit insensitive, but then he's an accountant what do you expect. My comment to his comment that I refrained from posting because I didn't want to lay seed to a thread jack was, "Yeah, but he got more than you're probably going to get my young friend"

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    Re: Weyland's Future (Living and dying in DR)

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sage View Post
    "Yeah, but he got more than you're probably going to get my young friend"

    I hope you attend my Viking Funeral, in Cartengna.

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    Re: Weyland's Future (Living and dying in DR)

    Jimmy if you go before me I will go to Thailand, if you die there, for your funeral. Columbia is just a hop, step, and a jump away.

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    Re: Weyland's Future (Living and dying in DR)

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sage View Post
    Jimmy if you go before me I will go to Thailand, if you die there, for your funeral. Columbia is just a hop, step, and a jump away.

    I will die in Colombia, one way or another.

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    Re: Weyland's Future (Living and dying in DR)

    Quote Originally Posted by weyland View Post
    I had a severe pain in my solar plexus for 36 hours this week then it stopped as suddenly as it started. It frightened me because I don't want an operation in this shithole country.
    If you didn't know you can get insurance that will pay for
    an emergency medical evacuation in case your problem is
    beyond the local medical facilities capability. It doesn't
    cost much. DAN is one example of the type.

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    Re: Weyland's Future (Living and dying in DR)

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    sorry, duplicated post.
    Last edited by weyland; 10-03-2010 at 01:23 PM. Reason: duplicated post

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    Re: Weyland's Future (Living and dying in DR)

    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    If you didn't know you can get insurance that will pay for
    an emergency medical evacuation in case your problem is
    beyond the local medical facilities capability. It doesn't
    cost much. DAN is one example of the type.
    There is no affordable insurance available at my age (70). If I am in a state to travel I could fly back to the UK and get operated on free or cheapish. Let's hope it never happens.

    I believe top-notch medical expertise is available in Santiago, at a price.

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    Re: Weyland's Future

    Quote Originally Posted by weyland View Post
    I never realised you were that tactful, Kevy, but, in all seriousness, you are right to have done so. Many thanks.
    The name of the thread is "Life of an ex-Pat in the DR". The name is not "Death of an old English wanker in a shithole". I know many on here use the "countdown" option. Perhaps we could start a thread for a different type of countdown. And we could make it more interesting by actually betting on the correct month and year. I'll take December 2011. Anyone else? It was good it was moved.

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    Re: Weyland's Future

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert13212 View Post
    The name of the thread is "Life of an ex-Pat in the DR". The name is not "Death of an old English wanker in a shithole". I know many on here use the "countdown" option. Perhaps we could start a thread for a different type of countdown. And we could make it more interesting by actually betting on the correct month and year. I'll take December 2011. Anyone else? It was good it was moved.
    I don't want anybody here having a vested interest in the date of my death. Especially anyone whose funds have been cleaned out donating to the Police Benevolent Fund.

    I formally propose that Robert13212 be expelled from ISOC for conspiracy and coarse language.

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    Re: Weyland's Future

    Quote Originally Posted by weyland View Post
    I don't want anybody here having a vested interest in the date of my death. Especially anyone whose funds have been cleaned out donating to the Police Benevolent Fund.

    I formally propose that Robert13212 be expelled from ISOC for conspiracy and coarse language.

    Conspiracy implies, friends, accomplices and/or like minded fellows joining for a common purpose. As Weyland will be the first to tell you, I am extremely unlikable and therefore have no friends. An accomplice requires a close working relationship and due to certain bodily functions and various medical abnormalities that I would rather not go into detail about, that is highly unlikely. Finally we are left with "like minded fellows". I will leave that one to the members of the board. How many minds do you think are as twisted, dysfunctional and backwards as mine? Feel free to chime in because I want this conspiracy rumor put to bed before Weyland is at 6 PM.

    And isn't your country that allow you to bet on anything and everything?

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    Re: Weyland's Future

    Quote Originally Posted by weyland View Post
    I don't want anybody here having a vested interest in the date of my death. Especially anyone whose funds have been cleaned out donating to the Police Benevolent Fund.

    I formally propose to Robert13212 be expelled from ISOC for conspiracy and coarse language.
    While I find your proposal extremely touching and very sincere; I really must decline. First I don't believe you have asked my father for my hand. That is a terrible breach of edicate and shows a lack of respect. Second, we would have to move to a country where our union would be legally recognized by competent authority and I am quite content here for the time being. Third, I do not believe that you can support me in the manner that I am accustomed to. Fourth, while you are no doubt quite enamored with me at this time, sooner or later you will return to your Hatian roots and break my heart. Fifth, and most important, I would be condemmed to a life where I had to wake up every morning and the first thing my eyes would encounter is your ugly, sagging jowels; your nipples where your naval should be, a penis that no doubt looks like Mr. Snuffleupagus's hairy nose after being rode hard and put away wet and your ass being supported by the back of your knees.

    So while I do appreciate the offer. I respectfully decline but hope we can remain friends.
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    Re: Weyland's Future

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert13212 View Post
    While I find your proposal extremely touching and very sincere; I really must decline. First I don't believe you have asked my father for my hand. That is a terrible breach of edicate and shows a lack of respect. Second, we would have to move to a country where our union would be legally recognized by competent authority and I am quite content here for the time being. Third, I do not believe that you can support me in the manner that I am accustomed to. Fourth, while you are no doubt quite enamored with me at this time, sooner or later you will return to your Hatian roots and break my heart. Fifth, and most important, I would be condemmed to a life where I had to wake up every morning and the first thing my eyes would encounter is your ugly, sagging jowels; your nipples where your naval should be, a penis that no doubt looks like Mr. Snuffleupagus's harry nose after being rode hard and put away wet and your ass being supported by the back of your knees.

    So while I do appreciate the offer. I respectfully decline but hope we can remain friends.


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    Re: Weyland's Future

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert13212 View Post
    The name of the thread is "Life of an ex-Pat in the DR". The name is not "Death of an old English wanker in a shithole". I know many on here use the "countdown" option. Perhaps we could start a thread for a different type of countdown. And we could make it more interesting by actually betting on the correct month and year. I'll take December 2011. Anyone else? It was good it was moved.
    That's going a little beyond good taste.

    Weyland, I personally hope you're still around in 2030, AND in great health.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHappy View Post
    That's going a little beyond good taste.

    Weyland, I personally hope you're still around in 2030, AND in great health.
    That would make him about 90 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHappy View Post
    That's going a little beyond good taste.

    Weyland, I personally hope you're still around in 2030, AND in great health.
    Good taste? Monger board? Not quite sure how that equates. And my interest in December 2011 is purely financial, not personal. I hate to admit this, especially in a public forum, but I have grown fond of the old codger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmydr View Post
    That would make him about 90 years old.
    Actually it would make him closer to 130, but who's counting.

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