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    10/2010 - Fuck. fuck and double fuck..a proud father's tale

    So my recently single 29 year old son has decided to visit me.

    He came over a couple of years back when both he and I were wifed up so I was unsure of how he would view his dad's current unconventional lifestyle.

    He arrived today from the UK 3 hours late.......bloody typical.

    Quick pitstop to change at the apartment and out to Sosua.

    1st stop Seacrets, within 5 minutes he had 4 of the 7 chicas working there drooling in front of him. I said we were going to dinner and they all replied that he could eat them.

    Bollox.....the menu at Brittania was more appealing to me. We left.

    2nd stop after dinner Merengue Bar. Within minutes he had a tasty chica massaging him all over. We left.

    3rd stop Bar Central. Again within minutes he had the hottest chica in there all over him. One that I have been itching after for while although have resisted as she is an amiga of my novia.

    He doesn't speak a lick of Spanish except for 'estoy bien'.

    Right now he is in my next door apartment with her, no doubt thigh deep in her toto.

    I am here on the fucking computer.

    WTF.....I hate good looking young fuckers.....and he's here for 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm so fucking proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Re: Fuck. fuck and double fuck..a proud father's tale

    Youth is wasted on the young.

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    Re: Fuck. fuck and double fuck..a proud father's tale

    Looks like the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree!

    Have a great time visiting with your son.

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    Re: Fuck. fuck and double fuck..a proud father's tale

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Smooth View Post
    Looks like the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree!

    Have a great time visiting with your son.
    When my kid came down for a visit, he cleaned up. He would go out to the discos on Ave. Independencia every night, and came home with two girls every night.

    That's two DIFFERENT girls every night. The amazing thing is he'd go out with 500 pesos for a few beers.

    He'd come down to join me and the better half for breakfast, and there'd be two droopy eyed sweeties right behind him.

    I thought I had game, this kid puts me to shame.
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    Those good looking young guys are a probem for the old mongers. The chicas are going to go with someone, so of course they would rather go with a handsome young stud then some old ugly fucker like me. No contest. I can't understand why you even invited him here Willie. What were you thinking? People think overpaying the chicas is a problem because they get used to it. What about when they get used to banging young studs instead of us? Hope to have the pleasure of meeting him while he is here. Perhaps at the airport as he is waving good-bye

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    Re: Fuck. fuck and double fuck..a proud father's tale

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert13212 View Post
    Those good looking young guys are a probem for the old mongers.
    Robert can't even handle the competition from his grandad, let alone much younger guys. I could outpull him all week long.


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    Re: Fuck. fuck and double fuck..a proud father's tale

    I have one of those here in the states. 29 years old, single, no kids, looks good,( got this from him mother) good job in the trades so he's in great shape, owns his own home.

    I have been married to his mother for 35 years so he doesn't know of my mongering ways. He tells me I'm the best wingman he has. Whenever we go out he always grabs a hot lady and almost always closes the deal.

    I hate him.
    If she is alive, she will fuck.

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    AHHHHH Youth. Stop hating Robert. lol. You had your time now it's ours. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by princepointe View Post
    AHHHHH Youth. Stop hating Robert. lol. You had your time now it's ours. lol

    Some of these guys started at age 40, not like you and me.



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    Re: Fuck. fuck and double fuck..a proud father's tale

    Well... I suppose you could consider that if you have to lose that chica to someone... it's better to keep it in the family.

    Maybe you could find out how good it was from him.

    Living vicariously through one's son can be fun.

    My son's just starting to date and listening to his stories can be exciting.

    Then he'll tell you how he dropped the ball and you can laugh and tell him what he should have done.

    I suppose your kid is a little old to be instructing though.

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    Re: Fuck. fuck and double fuck..a proud father's tale

    This thread is kinda ironic since i've been considering bringing my father to DR with me.

    He works hard and loves spending time with me and i know he'd love it, but it's just that whole "worlds colliding" thing that keeps me from actually suggesting it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JuanElGriego View Post
    This thread is kinda ironic since i've been considering bringing my father to DR with me.

    He works hard and loves spending time with me and i know he'd love it, but it's just that whole "worlds colliding" thing that keeps me from actually suggesting it.

    What will mom say about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmydr View Post
    What will mom say about it?
    Mom would actually love it if he came with me.

    My parents are really liberal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuanElGriego View Post
    Mom would actually love it if he came with me.

    My parents are really liberal.

    In other words, not happily married and get him out of her hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElPlomero View Post
    Well... I suppose you could consider that if you have to lose that chica to someone... it's better to keep it in the family.

    Maybe you could find out how good it was from him.

    Living vicariously through one's son can be fun.

    My son's just starting to date and listening to his stories can be exciting.

    Then he'll tell you how he dropped the ball and you can laugh and tell him what he should have done.

    I suppose your kid is a little old to be instructing though.
    I think that all the dads should take their sons on a two week vacation once they hit 18.

    After one trip, they will never be afraid of any girl and won't ever settle for some fat or ugly girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmydr View Post
    In other words, not happily married and get him out of her hair.
    Actually quite the opposite.

    She wouldn't care because she loves him so much she wants him to have a good time. He's been a great father and husband for a long time, he's 66, he's not getting any younger, so let him have his fun is how she sees it. We've discussed it.

    Only problem is i know he wouldn't "do" anything with me around because even though he'd love to, he wouldn't feel comfortable with me knowing about it despite mom having no worries. With this being the case, then what's the point of bringing him. That's why i haven't suggested it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuanElGriego View Post
    Actually quite the opposite.

    She wouldn't care because she loves him so much she wants him to have a good time. He's been a great father and husband for a long time, he's 66, he's not getting any younger, so let him have his fun is how she sees it. We've discussed it.

    Only problem is i know he wouldn't "do" anything with me around because even though he'd love to, he wouldn't feel comfortable with me knowing about it despite mom having no worries. With this being the case, then what's the point of bringing him. That's why i haven't suggested it.
    Suggest it, at worst he can only say no.

    My lad visited here a couple of years back with his girlfriend when he was 'in love'.

    On his last trip we visited Passions and he commented then that he wasn't impressed being around dirty whores.

    Hence this time I was really uncomfortable with what may transpire between us.

    After last night this feeling has vanished for me. I guess whats changed for him is that he is now single and realises that maybe it ain't so bad hiring pussy and not having to deal with the relationship bullshit.

    Right now the dirty little fucker is still in bed with last nights conquest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weyland View Post
    Robert can't even handle the competition from his grandad, let alone much younger guys. I could outpull him all week long.
    Well I guess there it is in a nutshell. I am banging toto and Grampa is "pulling his pud". I would not be bragging about being able to "outpull" anyone. In fact, I don't think your masturbatory inclinations should be discussed on a public forum (although I have always wanted to know how you manage that, what with the catheter and all). I am not saying that you should not be choking your chicken Weyland, I don’t think any of the members would begrudge you the one pleasure in life you have left. Hell, you have to do something when you haven’t had toto since Christ was a boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weyland View Post
    Robert can't even handle the competition from his grandad, let alone much younger guys. I could outpull him all week long.
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    What a fuking hilarious thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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