Foreign tourism experts to be hired for Puerto Plata

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Oh god you mean NY "brain drained" the smart Dominicans away
from the DR? Since NY has few natural resources anymore why
not swap the populations of NY and Hispanola? At least the
former New Yorkers could get better weather and produce/fruit
in the process. The Dominicans would make NY a shit hole but
then that is their destiny. The only top shelf exportable DR
product is Cigars. I just know most people I know would freak
when they got exposed to the real DR. Which would involve
smiling locals serving up wonderful salads made with excellent
local and ripened on the vine fresh produce that taste absolutely
delicious. The raw veggies for the salad would be washed with
local tap water of course and after you eat it you squirt liquid
out your ass for 2-3 days until you cringe at the thought of
wiping your ass again because it's painful after you run ten
rolls of paper across your ass again in one day. But don't get
me wrong I have had lots of fun there it's just not for
everyone!
Amazing the shit (no pun) mongers put up with for
cheap pussy
.

Truly amazing sometimes hot high pressured liquid in an assortment of colors like greens, browns, blacks and even reds and oranges.

That pain is something I avoid at all costs