Had the same thing happen to me back in November...she was pretty hot, asked to see my passport, asked a couple of questions. I thought she was looking for overstay but it could have been a check out.Originally Posted by gmalet
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Had the same thing happen to me back in November...she was pretty hot, asked to see my passport, asked a couple of questions. I thought she was looking for overstay but it could have been a check out.
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I hate when they do that, waste of my time.
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November was a apparanltly the hottie month, I also got searched at the shute just beyond the boarding gate, even my shoes which she was bending .Strange. She also went through & opened almost every single item in my carry on, even small stuff. But it seemed random & kind of just for show.
I was going to ask her for her phone #, would that have been WRONG ???
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Good strategy ...
Send in a hottie to interview and search mongers.
If they are too nervous to catch wood, or at least try to flirt a little ... they may have something to hide!
Off to secondary inspection ...
Not really fair ... only after you fail she asks you to get nekkid!
The french are always bragging about their oral skills ... can't help but wonder if that "ability" will save their respective asses from the DR anal enlargement program offered in prison. On the bright side when they are done their time their respective body cavities will likely hold more contraband than they did a few days ago!
In or out they are screwed ... the Hells Angels, or whatever other organized crime group put up the $$$ for the initial buy is not going to happy with these 2 clowns losing it!
A couple of years ago an Asian fellow playing the mule got his car stopped ... he failed to answer a question correctly ... the dog found $250,000 worth of Snow in the door of the car.
The cop told me that the paperwork to process this guy was a waste of his time ... because he'd never make it to court ... the Triad has a firm policy on "Failure" ... the kid was found dead 2 weeks later.
BTW ... what is the street value on 8Kgs of coke!
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a gram used to cost about 80$ when i was a teenager 20 years ago so thats 640 000$ dollars 100% pure so i'd say the street value should be over a million dollars with all the shit they put in itGood strategy ...
Send in a hottie to interview and search mongers.
If they are too nervous to catch wood, or at least try to flirt a little ... they may have something to hide!
Off to secondary inspection ...
Not really fair ... only after you fail she asks you to get nekkid!
The french are always bragging about their oral skills ... can't help but wonder if that "ability" will save their respective asses from the DR anal enlargement program offered in prison. On the bright side when they are done their time their respective body cavities will likely hold more contraband than they did a few days ago!
In or out they are screwed ... the Hells Angels, or whatever other organized crime group put up the $$$ for the initial buy is not going to happy with these 2 clowns losing it!
A couple of years ago an Asian fellow playing the mule got his car stopped ... he failed to answer a question correctly ... the dog found $250,000 worth of Snow in the door of the car.
The cop told me that the paperwork to process this guy was a waste of his time ... because he'd never make it to court ... the Triad has a firm policy on "Failure" ... the kid was found dead 2 weeks later.
BTW ... what is the street value on 8Kgs of coke!
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I wouldn't bring back a viagra pill let alone this much. Must have worked before though.
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This is even dumber.
About 20 years ago these three guys from my city went to Jamaica. They bought cheap heroine there, placed the junk inside rubber balloons, and swallowed them. They were doing this with the intent of crapping it out after they got back to Canada and selling it for a big profit.
Well, their plan didn't work out as they had hoped. While they were on the plane back from Jamaica the balloons disentegrated inside there stomachs exposing the heroine. They all began to get violently ill on the plane. One died on the plane and the other two died shortly after landing.
These poor dudes paid for this scheme with their lives and also died an agonizing death.
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It works every day in puerto plata, santiago and santo domingo airports. For every 2 that gets caught, 23 get through. And everyone gets paid; DR customs, Policia, Pilots, El jefe, etc.
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They use much better material now, so this doesn't happen as much as before.
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I HATE it when condoms disintegrate insite PUTAS,, much less filled with Horse in my Tummy...
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eheheh only one word comes to mind, "OVERDOSE".
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Like that scene in pulp fiction with MIA .
TIMES like one THOUSAND.
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Man, you must have some very acidy spunk!
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