01/2011 - BlackBeards - very impressed with their last newsletter

[maldoror]

Have you been reading my playbook, JEG?????

I am the kind of guy who finds it very difficult to initiate or to socialise in general (I'm suspected of being an Asperger), with either women or men (Can't stand all that alpha-male bonding stuff). I've had hookers where we sat for ages not doing anything waiting for the other to make a move. I'm sitting there thinking -- if I was good at this kind of thing I wouldn't use prostitutes, would I? Duh! A few understood my personality, but for every "Wow!" experience there have been many "Why did I go to all that trouble?" experiences.

Thought I might try BBs (bit difficult and expensive to get there from Europe) but I have visions of all the salesmen among you getting the cream and leaving me with the crud

[princepointe]

I am the kind of guy who finds it very difficult to initiate or to socialise in general (I'm suspected of being an Asperger), with either women or men (Can't stand all that alpha-male bonding stuff). I've had hookers where we sat for ages not doing anything waiting for the other to make a move. I'm sitting there thinking -- if I was good at this kind of thing I wouldn't use prostitutes, would I? Duh! A few understood my personality, but for every "Wow!" experience there have been many "Why did I go to all that trouble?" experiences.

Thought I might try BBs (bit difficult and expensive to get there from Europe) but I have visions of all the salesmen among you getting the cream and leaving me with the crud

Ohhhhh your gonna love BBs. hehehehehe

[JuanElGriego]

Ohhhhh your gonna love BBs. hehehehehe

Stop hating.

It's not Hugrada's fault he thought you were up to speed and would be showin' up pushing a West Coast Chopper ...

instead you rolled into BB's like this ...

[TNT72]

Stop hating.

It's not Hugrada's fault he thought you were up to speed and would be showin' up pushing a West Coast Chopper ...

instead you rolled into BB's like this ...


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You can be a real ass sometimes!!!!

But that's some funny shit!!

[hugrad95a]

Stop hating.

It's not Hugrada's fault he thought you were up to speed and would be showin' up pushing a West Coast Chopper ...

instead you rolled into BB's like this ...


Click to see pic

Damn.......Juan...Prince is my peoples....BB's aint for everyone...Just us dudes that like Drink, fuck random bonita chicas, smoke and talk some shit...lol

[JuanElGriego]

I am the kind of guy who finds it very difficult to initiate or to socialise in general (I'm suspected of being an Asperger), with either women or men (Can't stand all that alpha-male bonding stuff). I've had hookers where we sat for ages not doing anything waiting for the other to make a move. I'm sitting there thinking -- if I was good at this kind of thing I wouldn't use prostitutes, would I? Duh! A few understood my personality, but for every "Wow!" experience there have been many "Why did I go to all that trouble?" experiences.

Thought I might try BBs (bit difficult and expensive to get there from Europe) but I have visions of all the salesmen among you getting the cream and leaving me with the crud

Sounds like you'd be better off staying in your home country and just visiting a 'working girl' whenever the mood strikes you and saving yourself a lot of time and money in the process.

Not every monger is an "alpha male", but sitting for ages with a chick doing nothing is kinda on the extreme side and i don't think you'll have a great time either in BB's or anywhere else in DR.

I'd suggest Sosua and linking up with some other guys from this board but you stated you even have issues socializing with males so i'm not sure even that would be up your alley.

If you do decide to go to BB's, send me a pm and i'll get in contact with a couple of chicks from there who'll make sure you get some extra care.

[JuanElGriego]

You can be a real ass sometimes!!!!

But that's some funny shit!!

You know better than anyone i only fuck wit dudes i got love for so PP already knows ...

[simmons444]

Sup guys. I just got out of a 5 year messed up relationship with this crazy St.Lucian girl (don't mess with them your wallet will disappear before your eyes) and Im looking to.have fun with life before I turn 35 and get serious. I was looking at the board and I had some questions (after debating for two years).
1. Whats the monger to chica ratio? (Don't want to run into a sausage fest, Im not that kind of guy)
2. How much are two chicas at one time (lesbiana style!!!!!)
3. When is the best time to go (you know when there isn't a "perfect storm" that descends on the island to wash my black ass out to sea and drown me). I work for the 1% and they frown on vacation (plus I just took a week off).

Let me know and Ill pull the trigger.

In the words of the Colombian drug dealer in scarface:"DIGAME"

[bailar]

Sup guys. I just got out of a 5 year messed up relationship with this crazy St.Lucian girl (don't mess with them your wallet will disappear before your eyes)

[eastcoastallstar]

Stop hating.

It's not Hugrada's fault he thought you were up to speed and would be showin' up pushing a West Coast Chopper ...

instead you rolled into BB's like this ...


Click to see pic

SON! I not even gonna.....

[eastcoastallstar]

Damn HU, Griego...you guys are cold blooded

[princepointe]

Stop hating. It's not Hugrada's fault he thought you were up to speed and would be showin' up pushing a West Coast Chopper ... instead you rolled into BB's like this ... Click to see pic

It's cool. I know you and Mr Happy are getting Blow Job kickbacks from BB's for the "support". Hey, can you hook me up? lol

[princepointe]

Damn.......Juan...Prince is my peoples....BB's aint for everyone...Just us dudes that like Drink, fuck random bonita chicas, smoke and talk some shit...lol

Click to see pic

.........watch paint dry, count mangoes, get sunburn, fuck 40 year olds, wait an hour for a chicken wing...........

[eastcoastallstar]

This hoe just friended me on Facebook

anyone know her from BB's?

[BrooklynBeas]

This hoe just friended me on Facebook

anyone know her from BB's?

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Really?! That's pretty serious...

[eastcoastallstar]

Really?! That's pretty serious...

I know right...Damn, North Dakota, I may go ring shopping.

[SrSuerte]

She looks kinda nice.

[TNT72]

Really?! That's pretty serious...

Oh fuck. I'm crying here!!!

Beas, how the fuck you gonna fall for that??????????????????????????

[TonyT]

I am the kind of guy who finds it very difficult to initiate or to socialise in general (I'm suspected of being an Asperger), with either women or men (Can't stand all that alpha-male bonding stuff). I've had hookers where we sat for ages not doing anything waiting for the other to make a move. I'm sitting there thinking -- if I was good at this kind of thing I wouldn't use prostitutes, would I? Duh! A few understood my personality, but for every "Wow!" experience there have been many "Why did I go to all that trouble?" experiences.

Thought I might try BBs (bit difficult and expensive to get there from Europe) but I have visions of all the salesmen among you getting the cream and leaving me with the crud

I mean this in a nice way...man up girly man.

You ever seen an ugly man that can walk up and seem to pick up any woman in the world and it baffles you how he does it? (your answer is yes). While you might not be able to do the same thing because of a lack of charm or whatever, your wallet does the work for you. It's a point and click type of thingy, pull out $2000 pesos, point at the love of your night, point at your cock and that's how easy it is. Practicing at being rejected is important and generally I would reccomend a sales job for the task. If you can't find a sales job just walk up to random strangers and try to sell them ANYTHING. For example, try to sell a newspaper from a week ago for a really high price since you highlighted all of the good stuff. Granted 999 out of a 1000 people will reject you but the rejections will make you a stronger man. Once you get over how much rejection hurts you can move on without that fear. After a while.....lets say you sell today's newpaper for 50% off, you will get a good feeling.

Take that good feeling with you on vacation, you are a rock star, you are the man, you are the man every woman in the world want's to fuck. Travel with that in your mind body and soul and you will get great results. Use phrases like "girl don't waste my time, get nude and begin sucking on my dick before I bounce and get a real woman". Basically, once you laugh at rejection and grow a giant set of balls you rule the world.

If my tips helped please send $294.99 to helpinggirlymen<at>gmail.com Even though this lesson was for free and even if you don't pay you need to listen to what I said. Even if you missed 99% of what I said, stick with pulling out $2000 pesos, point at your cock and saying your have 30 minutes to make me cum/leche.

BTW, you better be trying to sell newspapers before you post again or I will hunt you down

[eastcoastallstar]

That's great advice TonyT

But some guys have to live their whole life over again to gain the social skills necessary to speak with confidence. It does not happen over night or with a pep talk.

Some guys just need to stay in their lane and do what works for them.

I mean this in a nice way...man up girly man.

You ever seen an ugly man that can walk up and seem to pick up any woman in the world and it baffles you how he does it? (your answer is yes). While you might not be able to do the same thing because of a lack of charm or whatever, your wallet does the work for you. It's a point and click type of thingy, pull out $2000 pesos, point at the love of your night, point at your cock and that's how easy it is. Practicing at being rejected is important and generally I would reccomend a sales job for the task. If you can't find a sales job just walk up to random strangers and try to sell them ANYTHING. For example, try to sell a newspaper from a week ago for a really high price since you highlighted all of the good stuff. Granted 999 out of a 1000 people will reject you but the rejections will make you a stronger man. Once you get over how much rejection hurts you can move on without that fear. After a while.....lets say you sell today's newpaper for 50% off, you will get a good feeling.

Take that good feeling with you on vacation, you are a rock star, you are the man, you are the man every woman in the world want's to fuck. Travel with that in your mind body and soul and you will get great results. Use phrases like "girl don't waste my time, get nude and begin sucking on my dick before I bounce and get a real woman". Basically, once you laugh at rejection and grow a giant set of balls you rule the world.

If my tips helped please send $294.99 to helpinggirlymen<at>gmail.com Even though this lesson was for free and even if you don't pay you need to listen to what I said. Even if you missed 99% of what I said, stick with pulling out $2000 pesos, point at your cock and saying your have 30 minutes to make me cum/leche.

BTW, you better be trying to sell newspapers before you post again or I will hunt you down