I can't get into any of the threads???

[Jimmydr]

You guys are nuts!!!!!

[Tonto4]

Quit the booze and replace it with a sex addiction!

[mirage6]

yes i have to agree i am so happy i do not drink

[Jimmydr]

yes i have to agree i am so happy i do not drink

Can't OD on PUSSY!

[mirage6]

you got that right my friend - i do not mind having a pussy addition -i can live with that plus it does not cloud my thinking abilities

[Jimmydr]

you got that right my friend - i do not mind having a pussy addition -i can live with that plus it does not cloud my thinking abilities

Yes I am addicted to pussy, I know it and do not want help in breaking it.

[mirage6]

neither do i - i want to enjoy my pussy addition

HI MY NAME IS MIRAGE AND I AM ADDICTED TO PUSSY

[guttaman]

After 5 DUI's, my solution was to simply stop drinking in the states. But, I sure as hell make up for it when I hit the DR! LOL.

Ya right, no need to drive with limos down the street !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PapiQueRico]

What happens if you are an agnostic or an atheist? Do they kick you out of AA?

I just looked up the 12 steps, most of them are (if you are agnostic or atheist) about believing in a fictional character that isn't real nor can be proven to exist, hmm sounds like a problem worse then alcoholism to be believing in imaginary creature(s):

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol--that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

I used to be all messed up on drugs, but then I found the Lord.

Now I'm all messed up on the Lord!