April 2011 and what we learned in the DR

[DCIronman]

Never bought viagra in Medellin. But at one point the farmacia on Pedro Clisante across the street from PJ's was selling the generic version (silfenadil) for 100 pesos for a pack of 4. That's less than $1USD per pill.

[DASBOOTY]

Well if that is how you feel....... how about the chica to go with the drinks....

That will set you back another $16.00.

[ilv4play]

Everything you would need for a great trip to DR, Colombia, Costa Rica, Thailand and Brazil, to name a few, is here.

Just read, and take notes. Many of the guys that go to these other places go alone or with one or two friends.

If you are going to wait for someone to take you there, it may be a very long wait.

The hand holding is not neccessary, as I am not new to travel, or the game of chicas. If I cannot find a friend that wants to go, I will travel on my own. I also think there would be a good chance I will run into others from either here or CRT that I can swap stories with and have a drink or 2 with. My problem is that all my buddies want to go to Costa Rica or the Domincan, but are pussies to go to Columbia.

[JuanElGriego]

DR isn't cheaper any more, from what I am reading.

Depends on who you're reading.

Some guys salida LP girls the whole day everyday for 7500. Not cheap, but if they don't give a shit, neither do I. They're there to enjoy themselves, not receive validation from me nor anyone else.

"Other guys" call up girls from out of town who chill all day for a couple days and get a 2000 per day regalo when they're told they got to go.

We'll leave out 'gratis' toto completely simply for argument's sake.

Point is there's more than one way to skin a cat no matter where you're mongering.

[Jimmydr]

We'll leave out 'gratis' toto completely simply for argument's sake.

Point is there's more than one way to skin a cat no matter where you're mongering.

When ever its "Gratis" I always add in the price of the taxi and meals. Never is is ZERO!

[greydread]

When ever its "Gratis" I always add in the price of the taxi and meals. Never is is ZERO!

Gotta keep it real.

[BorisDaBulletDodger]

The hand holding is not neccessary, as I am not new to travel, or the game of chicas. If I cannot find a friend that wants to go, I will travel on my own. I also think there would be a good chance I will run into others from either here or CRT that I can swap stories with and have a drink or 2 with. My problem is that all my buddies want to go to Costa Rica or the Domincan, but are pussies to go to Columbia.

I share the same exact problem but worse, they are pussies for traveling to the DR, and only want to go to CR. Forget about Colombia, they can't get Pablo Escobar out of their heads. The funny part is they often ask girls in CR, and around FL (strip clubs and escorts) where they are from, and most of the ones they like are from Colombia, and they are afraid to go factory direct.

[DCIronman]

So...say you're leaving Classicos solo because you're really not impressed by anything out that night, and you run into an old favorite. She wants you to take her home, but you've had her so many times that there's really nothing special about it anymore. So you tell her that you don't have any money, thinking that will dissuade her. But she tells you that it's cool, she won't charge you.

So you take her to your villa, where she snacks on the leftovers in your fridge (we always have food in the fridge), and drinks one of your presidentes. Then you shower together, watch a little tv or listen to some music, you smash the toto once (or twice), then go to sleep. In the morning you give her a ride to the main road to catch a moto or taxi.

No money is exchanged at any point in this scenario. But do you factor in the cost of the leftovers she ate, or the presidente she drank. How bout the cost of the gas you used getting her back and forth to your villa. Why not factor in the cost of the villa or car rental, the cost of the plane ticket, cost of transportation to and from the airport. Hell, why not just throw in income lost while on vacation.

At some point, the philosophy that every little expense should be factored in determining the cost of toto just becomes silly. Sometimes it's just free. Seriously. I don't charge bitches pussy for leftovers. LOL!

[Jimmydr]

Gotta keep it real.

If I have dinner with Bcell, we split the bill. If I have dinner with a chica, I pay the bill. It adds up.

[Jimmydr]

So you take her to your villa, where she snacks on the leftovers in your fridge (we always have food in the fridge), and drinks one of your presidentes. Then you shower together, watch a little tv or listen to some music, you smash the toto once (or twice), then go to sleep. In the morning you give her a ride to the main road to catch a moto or taxi.


At some point, the philosophy that every little expense should be factored in determining the cost of toto just becomes silly. Sometimes it's just free. Seriously. I don't charge bitches pussy for leftovers. LOL!

I have read about guys that intend to live there on $1,000 a month.

If this chica was to come over once or twice a month, ever for a beer and left overs, this poor guy might go hungry a few days a month?

[JuanElGriego]

So...say you're leaving Classicos solo because you're really not impressed by anything out that night, and you run into an old favorite. She wants you to take her home, but you've had her so many times that there's really nothing special about it anymore. So you tell her that you don't have any money, thinking that will dissuade her. But she tells you that it's cool, she won't charge you.

So you take her to your villa, where she snacks on the leftovers in your fridge (we always have food in the fridge), and drinks one of your presidentes. Then you shower together, watch a little tv or listen to some music, you smash the toto once (or twice), then go to sleep. In the morning you give her a ride to the main road to catch a moto or taxi.

No money is exchanged at any point in this scenario. But do you factor in the cost of the leftovers she ate, or the presidente she drank. How bout the cost of the gas you used getting her back and forth to your villa. Why not factor in the cost of the villa or car rental, the cost of the plane ticket, cost of transportation to and from the airport. Hell, why not just throw in income lost while on vacation.

At some point, the philosophy that every little expense should be factored in determining the cost of toto just becomes silly. Sometimes it's just free. Seriously. I don't charge bitches pussy for leftovers. LOL!

Shit, thank you for saving me the time of posting this, though i would have used something harsher than "silly", but then you're way more tactful than me.

In Jimmy's defense, this is his idea of a "date" ....

[ilv4play]

I share the same exact problem but worse, they are pussies for traveling to the DR, and only want to go to CR. Forget about Colombia, they can't get Pablo Escobar out of their heads. The funny part is they often ask girls in CR, and around FL (strip clubs and escorts) where they are from, and most of the ones they like are from Colombia, and they are afraid to go factory direct.

I did not even think of that but you hit the nail on the head. They all like the Colombianas

[Apos]

Shit, thank you for saving me the time of posting this, though i would have used something harsher than "silly", but then you're way more tactful than me.

In Jimmy's defense, this is his idea of a "date" ....

Read some of the old threads about him cruising for $20 hookers and you'll see that it's his idea of a "perfect" date and he's paid for the privilege

I've got to admire "completely honest guys's" bluntness and Jimmy's past honesty though. Thse old threads were hilarious...

[JuanElGriego]

Read some of the old threads about him cruising for $20 hookers and you'll see that it's his idea of a "perfect" date and he's paid for the privilege

I've got to admire "completely honest guys's" bluntness and Jimmy's past honesty though. Thse old threads were hilarious...

No doubt what you see is what you get with Jimmy.

No code to decipher, no lines to read between .... just take it or leave it.

You gotta respect that.

[Jimmydr]

Read some of the old threads about him cruising for $20 hookers and you'll see that it's his idea of a "perfect" date and he's paid for the privilege

I've got to admire "completely honest guys's" bluntness and Jimmy's past honesty though. Thse old threads were hilarious...

You trying to say something here, about me

[Jimmydr]

No doubt what you see is what you get with Jimmy.

No code to decipher, no lines to read between .... just take it or leave it.

You gotta respect that.

Whats wrong with that?

[Apos]

You trying to say something here, about me

Yes...but it was something good
(You're not getting sensitive on us are you?)

Whats wrong with that?

Not a damn thing! (and that was the point)

[Jimmydr]

Yes...but it was something good
(You're not getting sensitive on us are you?)


Not a damn thing! (and that was the point)

You know that you have to spell it out twice for me.