I commented last week how quickly Roberto is getting dominicanized. Now here is another example. He has learned from the chicas that it pays to have twenty birthdays a year. There is always some sucker who will give him a present or buy him a drink. I paid for him to have his shoes cleaned yesterday, although they are so shabby the poor Haitian kid couldn't do a lot with them. That is the only birthday present he will get from me this year, whatever the real date.
On a similar topic, I was shocked to hear of Wicked Willie being barred from a public building on account of his attire. There is another one who has forgotten his national heritage. He will be undoing the top button of his shirt next!
That sucker would be you Pops. Thanks for the shine!
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