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    08/2011 - This is how we do it!!

    I know most of you guys understand how the game is played, and please don't ever tell me you got game because you don't and that was a whole nutter thread. But this is the way I do it, and I know many of you can't do it but for those that can lets talk.

    As for me I don't do many pros any more, doesn't mean I don't get mine. I prefer to go to the barrios, hang with the folks, and smash their chicas. I am npt the only one that can do this, you all can, but it helps when you have time in country and a little bit of communication skills in spanish.

    There is no better feeling than going into a barrio and being the big man on campus, when I go there they all present their hijas, their families to me. It's a trip. Do it, can't continue with too much more, because a chica is sittiing here right now and I believe shee understands more english than she told me, so tommorrow i will finish my thougths.
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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Way to brag Yayow


    And for my next trick, I'm gonna suck my own dick and then kiss my own ass.
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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    she just left so let me finish my thoughts. I know many love the point and click, I used to do it myself. But there is nothing better than going into their barrios, hablando poco espanol, and being introduced to all of thieir chicas and families. When I know one I know them all. Sometimes I know the chica and then i get her to introduce me to her younger sister. happened tonight, the chica I went to meet is 22, and then she presented her sister who is 21. the whole time her father (by the way it was father day in DR today) was there and drinking cervezas with me, smiling the whole motherfucking time. IDK if he realized at that time I was about to smash his daughter, and given the op. I will smash his other one as well.

    So I was a hero today in the barrio Los Coquitos which is a barrio in BC, just two blocks from the beach. Anyway I gathered from the scuttlebutt around town, I was mucho borracho a noche. But because of it, they all love me now (I became one of them), plus I guess I smashed one of them yesterday, so now I can do no wrong. I got more numbers from chicas today than any other, they all told me that I met them yesterday, but damn if I remembered that. So they all gave me their numbers again. you gotta love it, they are all hotter than the next, and they aren't hanging out on duarte where all the hookers.

    Bottom line if you want, you don't need to deal with the professioanal putas, there are so many more in the barrios, and you can be all of their heros.


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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by eastcoastallstar View Post
    Way to brag Yayow


    And for my next trick, I'm gonna suck my own dick and then kiss my own ass.
    You are right EC, but sometimes, I just can't believe how simple this shit is. Reading some of the posts, guys try to make it to difficult. It doesn't have to be that way.

    Plus being father's day down here, I allowed myself to go a bit overboard, but it ain't hard, and when I am sitting there, and watching everyone kissing my ass, I just have to smile to myself, because of how easy it truly is. My god her father is giving me his blessing to fuck the shit out of his daughter, after knowing me for like a minute.

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by yayow View Post
    I prefer to go to the barrios, hang with the folks, and smash their chicas.
    BINGO!!!
    I like the fact that it gives me access to some fresh clam before the chicas move on to their "professional" careers.

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by yayow View Post
    I know most of you guys understand how the game is played, and please don't ever tell me you got game because you don't and that was a whole nutter thread. But this is the way I do it, and I know many of you can't do it but for those that can lets talk.

    It's a trip. Do it, can't continue with too much more, because a chica is sittiing here right now and I believe shee understands more english than she told me, so tommorrow i will finish my thougths.
    Hold on a sec.... Did you just use the "G" word?

    And am I to understand that you're writing on a message board while there is fresh poontang sitting next to you, waiting to be conquered?

    I gotta give ya some more lessons!! rotflmao...
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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by yayow View Post
    I know most of you guys understand how the game is played, and please don't ever tell me you got game because you don't and that was a whole nutter thread. But this is the way I do it, and I know many of you can't do it but for those that can lets talk.

    As for me I don't do many pros any more, doesn't mean I don't get mine. I prefer to go to the barrios, hang with the folks, and smash their chicas. I am npt the only one that can do this, you all can, but it helps when you have time in country and a little bit of communication skills in spanish.

    Walking into the barrios will always cost MONEY.

    It may not cost much, but you will foot the bill for all the food for the family which by the way will be prepared fresh and to your liking.

    Many that live there may not own a bathing suite and sure, you can keep it with you and give it to the next chica.

    Overall, you will be "first" to have them and you may have to teach them the ropes.

    This has always been my first choice in doing things.



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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    So Jimmy...do you walk into the barrios in Colombia?

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by wrgold View Post
    So Jimmy...do you walk into the barrios in Colombia?
    My first trip to Medellin I spent a few hours talking to a chica about what I did id DR. She said that if I did that in Medellin, I would be dead in under an hour, so the answer to that would be no.

    On the other hand, 95% of the population goes to centro at one time or another, so, I do walk around there chatting with who ever catches my eye.

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by yayow View Post
    So I was a hero today in the barrio Los Coquitos which is a barrio in BC, just two blocks from the beach. Anyway I gathered from the scuttlebutt around town, I was mucho borracho a noche. But because of it, they all love me now (I became one of them), plus I guess I smashed one of them yesterday, so now I can do no wrong. I got more numbers from chicas today than any other, they all told me that I met them yesterday, but damn if I remembered that. So they all gave me their numbers again. you gotta love it, they are all hotter than the next, and they aren't hanging out on duarte where all the hookers.
    You got some skillz player. But FYI-, it's "muy borracho", not mucho borracho. Say it correctly, so you don't sound like a tonto gringo. If you need any more Spanish help, PM me.

    Keep smashing them. Hopefully, one of their hermanos, primos, or tios doesn't smash you in the face.

    I know I'm new to the DR scene and all, but is it normal for gringos/tourists to just walk into a random barrio without knowing anybody there and get out alive?
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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Orange View Post

    I know I'm new to the DR scene and all, but is it normal for gringos/tourists to just walk into a random barrio without knowing anybody there and get out alive?
    It was normal 5 years ago on the NorthCoast.

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Orange View Post
    You got some skillz player. But FYI-, it's "muy borrcho", not mucho borracho. Say it correctly, so you don't sound like a tonto gringo. If you need any more Spanish help, PM me.

    Keep smashing them. Hopefully, one of their hermanos, primos, or tios doesn't smash you in the face.

    I know I'm new to the DR scene and all, but is it normal for gringos/tourists to just walk into a random barrio without knowing anybody there and get out alive?


    Well, it depends on the person. Some people can go anywhere in the world and blend in and not get fucked with. Some people will get their ass beat and robbed on main st. The answer to that question is, it depends on your swag.

    You may speak the queens Spanish, but in the DR, they pronounce the word barracho. Ps speaking that shit might get you killed in the barrio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TONYTNT40 View Post
    Well, it depends on the person. Some people can go anywhere in the world and blend in and not get fucked with. Some people will get their ass beat and robbed on main st. The answer to that question is, it depends on your swag.

    You may speak the queens Spanish, but in the DR, they pronounce the word barracho. Ps speaking that shit might get you killed in the barrio.

    I don't agree with this. There are some barrios where they know who lives there and who doesn't. All outsiders will stick out.

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Orange View Post
    You got some skillz player. But FYI-, it's "muy borrcho", not mucho borracho. Say it correctly, so you don't sound like a tonto gringo. If you need any more Spanish help, PM me.
    No, actually it's "muy borracho". You can't be that condescending and screw up like that.

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by yayow View Post
    Bottom line if you want, you don't need to deal with the professioanal putas, there are so many more in the barrios, and you can be all of their heros.
    Just reading this shit makes you my hero (for today)!

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by gdogg View Post
    No, actually it's "muy borracho". You can't be that condescending and screw up like that.
    Yes, I had a typo. Good catch. But my point was him using "mucho" vs "muy".

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHappy View Post
    Hold on a sec.... Did you just use the "G" word?

    And am I to understand that you're writing on a message board while there is fresh poontang sitting next to you, waiting to be conquered?

    I gotta give ya some more lessons!! rotflmao...
    Always willing to take lessons from you.

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Orange View Post
    Yes, I had a typo. Good catch. But my point was him using "mucho" vs "muy".
    I know.

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Orange View Post
    You got some skillz player. But FYI-, it's "muy borracho", not mucho borracho. Say it correctly, so you don't sound like a tonto gringo. If you need any more Spanish help, PM me.

    Keep smashing them. Hopefully, one of their hermanos, primos, or tios doesn't smash you in the face.

    I know I'm new to the DR scene and all, but is it normal for gringos/tourists to just walk into a random barrio without knowing anybody there and get out alive?
    I always go in with sombody, and get introduced around, you definiely need to set the groundwork. That was done a few days before.

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    Re: This is how we do it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by yayow View Post
    I always go in with sombody, and get introduced around, you definiely need to set the groundwork. That was done a few days before.
    That makes more sense. I thought you were just going in there blindly.

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