3 days before the trip... just my luck. FUCK IT, I'M STILL GOING!!!!

[dquick]

There is no picture of his junk.

Oh. I thought I just needed to zoom in more.

[dquick]

Very true, but open wounds can invite big problems from boca sucias.

But what is the worse that can happen from getting Puta juices in an open sore???

[Orange]

Thanks a lot, you guys scared me into canceling my trip.

[Jimmydr]

Thanks a lot, you guys scared me into canceling my trip.

All that preparation and no trip.

[Orange]

Haha, just kidding. I'm still going. Are you kidding me? But I may just hang and talk to the chicas and find out about their hopes and dreams. Those ought to be quick conversations.... NAH... I'll just bang them.





Btw- for those of you who scrolled down to see my junk, this is for you...





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[Jimmydr]

But I may just hang and talk to the chicas and find out about their hopes and dreams.




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They hope you will send WU, they hope you will marry them, and they hope that you will believe that their baby is sick and they need to go.

[weyland]

The only complete and permanent cure is castration. Luckily for you I have a Haitian friend who will do a good job at a reasonable price.

[bronxbomber718]

There's a product called "tend skin" works well on ingrown hairs and razor bumps usually clears it up within 24 hours but you already opted for pinga surgery

[Hunter]

Reminds me of my trip to jamaica...

I am getting ready to go and I say shit i gotta trim my nad hair etc...

Get the scissors out the morning before plane leaves...

clip clip clip...friggin clip my dick....blood starts poring out of my dick. I said to myself this is the stupidist thing you ever did... great having sex with whores with an open wouund

luckily wounds on dicks heal real fast...dont ask me why... i dont care... but the sucker healed up quick... I didnt get any stds on that trip...

[whynotme]

That's very nice of your wife to clean up your junk for you before your ho trip

it was very nice of her wasnt it

mine gives me a manicure,pedicure,nose hair trim,ear hair pulling and shaves my balls while blowing mebefore every trip.........awesome eh

[Hunter]

it was very nice of her wasnt it

mine gives me a manicure,pedicure,nose hair trim,ear hair pulling and shaves my balls while blowing mebefore every trip.........awesome eh

At some point she is going to figure out what you are doing....

might take another 3 years though before you lose half

[whynotme]

At some point she is going to figure out what you are doing....

might take another 3 years though before you lose half

she isn't stupid as she is cuban

and half of nothing is still nothing

[SeaWeed]

get to the beach and spend some time in the ocean(and have sex with the Chica's in the water.......now they won't be able to see your dick....problem solved.......lol)

maybe do a lot of snorkeling or swimming.......that salt water will do wonders..
in a couple days after being at the beach......I'd be surprised if it wasn't healed......

[The Sage]

I had a similar experience doing before the trip grooming. Luckily it took place about 10 days before departure. Scabbed up and cleared completely the day before my flight. Man, that was an anxious nine days. Now I do the heavy lifting 2 weeks prior with a very careful cleanup a few days before I'm set to leave.

Reminds me of my trip to jamaica...

I am getting ready to go and I say shit i gotta trim my nad hair etc...

Get the scissors out the morning before plane leaves...

clip clip clip...friggin clip my dick....blood starts poring out of my dick. I said to myself this is the stupidist thing you ever did... great having sex with whores with an open wouund

luckily wounds on dicks heal real fast...dont ask me why... i dont care... but the sucker healed up quick... I didnt get any stds on that trip...

[Pacoloco]

..how about new cologne for men....mimics the smell of pussy...
Check out the vids on the media page

http://www.vulva-original.com/home-en.htm

WTF.

Smell my finger

[joeysterr]

So yesterday, I went to a dermatologist to look at my pinga. Turns out that I have an ingrown hair right on my shaft. It's basically an infected zit. It's kind of gross. Scroll to the bottom for pics. He injected some cortizone into it and said it should go away in less than a week. My trip is 3 days away. Last night, I said screw it and popped the fucker. The pain wasn't that bad, maybe a 14 on a scale of 1-10. But only hurt for 2-3 minutes after. No biggie!!! Some puss came out and my wife helped me remove the hair using a sewing needle. Needle near dick, a little scary. It looks a lot better since she cleaned it out. I'm just scared of chicas freaking out. I'm hoping it will look much better is 48 hours.



































You homo, I'm not putting up my dick pics.

[hugrad95a]

I guess, I will be the voice of reason.. Dude, seriously what you are doing is not very smart. You have a cut(open sore) around your Johnson and you are still going to fuck until it heals 100%. You know that condoms arent 100% against STD's and for the small cuts like the one you described, a condom may not be totally effective.

You should think twice against banging a chicas until your Johnson heals. Is it really worth the risk...

[MrHappy]

But what is the worse that can happen from getting Puta juices in an open sore???

There's a helluva lot more germs in a putas mouth than there is in her puta juice.....

[MrHappy]

I had a similar experience doing before the trip grooming. Luckily it took place about 10 days before departure. Scabbed up and cleared completely the day before my flight. Man, that was an anxious nine days. Now I do the heavy lifting 2 weeks prior with a very careful cleanup a few days before I'm set to leave.

I do the heavy lifting thing every time I go take a leak... wahaha

[getrhythm]

There's a helluva lot more germs in a putas mouth than there is in her puta juice.....

That's for damn sure. I've phucked about 600 times now in Latin America, and never had even a hint of an STD (and yes, I've been tested).

But in three months living there last year, I was sick with grippe about a third of the time from making out with the damn bitches...