Could we organize a SEMINAR on getting cheap bbbj's ?

[Trib]

shooo I'm in and can the seminar be held at rockies? LOL the cheapest I have gotten one is 600 and a presidente.

She was introduced to me by a "vet" and we spoke twice (non sex just how are you and if you will be at club later) then I saw her at the club. I was waiting on a wing man and had time to kill and she had DSL's so I brought her a beer and couldn't stop looking at her lips. She noticed and it was 10pm (early for chicas LOL) said lets go to your house. I said I don't have time but would love to experience those lips. she asked again so I said wtf and asked her for a car date she started at 1000 and I countered 200 and we laughed. then 800 and I laughed. 700 and I said 600. We both came back into classicos with smiles.

I wish I had her number again

[Seville]

It's not rocket science Sidney. You offer her 300 pesos for a BJ. She counters with whatever price she wants. You say 300 pesos, no mas. Si or No? (The secret here is you actually have to mean it). If she says anything that does not sound like, "Si" then you say no thanks and walk away.

Repeat with the next chica.

The timing makes me laugh. I was just coming home from the beach this evening and at the corner of the La Mulata road was a flaca chica. It was just starting to sprinkle. I asked her if she wanted to blow me for 300 pesos and she countered with 500. I said 300, no mas. She agreed and we came to my house and she preformed quite well. She was smart also. No drama. When I was driving her back down the hill she told me she cleans houses when she can for pesos also. I told her I will be calling her in the very near future to clean my house for me and I will. I will also be calling her for her other service as well. Good that she had a phone. At least she realized that she can make steady pesos now.

[Shogun Warrior]

Lesson # 2 The Location. You do not have to go all the way back to your house or hotel room. Any quick bathroom in the bar or club will do.

[Seville]

Lesson # 2 The Location. You do not have to go all the way back to your house or hotel room. Any quick bathroom in the bar or club will do.

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Learning is always enhanced when you have visual aids.

[JD426]

Good lord,
Somebody needs a Lawnmower ... But good tip there Shogun.

One of the funniest pictures in my mind, and I forget who told me, or who they were even talking about, cause i was probably a little drunk , but I think it was while we were drinkin at the Shark bar.
So these guys are looking for their friend cause he slipped away for a "smoke" (cigar).. So when they find him, in some little Alley way in Sosua.
He's got, a Cocktail in his one hand, smoking a Cohiba with his other, his Ipod is blasting his favorite music into his ears , his pants are down to his ankles, and he's getting a very enhthusiastic BBBJ from a little Flaca who is on her knees in the dirt..and his eyes are closed, oblivious to anything else around him, like a baby listening to a Lullaby.
They only looked at him for a few seconds, to let that picture burn into their minds. But it was said. "at that moment, he had everything any man could want, why disturb him". That pretty much describes the Essence of Sosua.

[WickedWillie]

Lesson # 2 The Location. You do not have to go all the way back to your house or hotel room. Any quick bathroom in the bar or club will do.

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Never take a RD$300 blowjob street whore back to your house. Nothing good will come of it.

[Seville]

Never take a RD$300 blowjob street whore back to your house. Nothing good will come of it.

I was worried about the paint job on the passenger side door. Chicas keep spitting out the damn window.

[WickedWillie]

I was worried about the paint job on the passenger side door. Chicas keep spitting out the damn window.

I mentioned before that sun baked jizz really fucks up the clearcoat.

You could always carry a special 'jizz cup'

[MrHappy]

I mentioned before that sun baked jizz really fucks up the clearcoat.

You could always carry a special 'jizz cup'

Better yet, an empty shampoo bottle. It's good for their hair, you know.

[Seville]

Better yet, an empty shampoo bottle. It's good for their hair, you know.

I knew there was a reason I wanted you to mentor me. This is exactly the type of insightful and profound wisdom I am seeking Master Yoda.

[TNT72]

Better yet, an empty shampoo bottle. It's good for their hair, you know.

Obviously, not needed!!!!!

[Irie]

Obviously, not needed!!!!!

Click to see pic

[WickedWillie]

Better yet, an empty shampoo bottle. It's good for their hair, you know.

BWWAAAAAHHHAAAAAHHAAAAAA

Robert and shampoo!!!

Thats almost as good as TNT and sober in Sosua

[Seville]

BWWAAAAAHHHAAAAAHHAAAAAA

Robert and shampoo!!!

Thats almost as good as TNT and sober in Sosua

The jizz shampoo is for the chicas Willie...DUH. Of course with your lovely locks you may be interested in a bottle as well.

[TNT72]

Thats almost as good as TNT and sober in Sosua

Sober with no drama!!

Fuck, why bother even going?????

[Sidney]

I was worried about the paint job on the passenger side door. Chicas keep spitting out the damn window.

Stand your ground. Demand the chica swallows!

[SeaWeed]

Stand your ground. Demand the chica swallows!

[JD426]

Stand your ground. Demand the chica swallows!

Or maybe you 2 cheap old bastards could split a jug of jugo de piña once in a while, so them chicas would swallow it without gagging !?

[Seville]

So I am sitting on the beach today with Antonio, Tarzan, DaveMaryland and Fishunter and this chica keeps eyeing me. She is nothing to write home about and I am not interested. After a while she comes over and sits at our table. Then she is standing next to me, talking and shit. So I decide to test the theory again. I ask her if she wants to blow me for 300 pesos. She asks "How much"?? I tell her 300 pesos. She tells me I am crazy. I tell her that I am not a tourist and all I will pay her is 300 pesos, no mas. I tell her she knows as well as I do that 300 pesos for 20 minutes work is a great deal in this country. She gives me a quizical look for a minute and I tell her, "If you don't want 300 pesos, no problem for me. Have a good day". She says, "Vamos ahora"?

I tell her that I am with my friends right now but that I will call her when I want a BJ. She says ok.

[Mr. Smooth]

Better yet, an empty shampoo bottle. It's good for their hair, you know.

I'm sure an empty bottle of French dressing will do the trick also. I think it's safe to say that Robert might have a bottle or two that is finished laying around the casa.

And those 300 peso bj's that Robert keeps talking about? I think my next trip down, I'm simply going to tell the chica that I just moved down here and am not a tourist so I will only pay 300 pesos.

If I keep a straight face, do you think she will go for it?