Newbie Headed to Sosua for Bachelor Party

[MisterPink]

Beads did you buy out Marco?

Congratulations on your new bar.

I just felt like breaking balls, I can not decide if I should dial an afternoon delight or get drunk at Aris on the beach and play dominos. What does one do on a cloudy Sunday in Sosua?

mp

[Rocky]

Beads did you buy out Marco?

I made a killing.
He gave me $50 cash, 300 pesos, and a Snickers bar.
I never thought I could unload the place that easy.

[Beads]

Beads did you buy out Marco?

Congratulations on your new bar.

I just felt like breaking balls, I can not decide if I should dial an afternoon delight or get drunk at Aris on the beach and play dominos. What does one do on a cloudy Sunday in Sosua?

mp

I suggest both the afternoon delight and get drunk on the beach!

[MisterPink]

I woulda' paid at least mil quiniento and a Toblerone, that seems to be the going rate for everything else for sale in this town.

mp

[guttaman]

I made a killing.
He gave me $50 cash, 300 pesos, and a Snickers bar.
I never thought I could unload the place that easy.

Ya, but how did he give you the Snickers bar?

[MisterPink]

I suggest both the afternoon delight and get drunk on the beach!

Maybe I will drink a Grande get an afternoon delight and then get drunker.

mp

[MisterPink]

Ya, but how did he give you the Snickers bar?

Now that is a scary thought having Beads and Chocolate in the same sentence.

Ay dios'

mp

[guttaman]

Sorry Vsmoove, shit always goes off topic around here.

[Beads]

im boycotting snickers after being subjected to that commercial!

[vsmoove]

Sorry Vsmoove, shit always goes off topic around here.

HAHAHHA... I was just thinking "what happened to the topic" when I read your message... you guys are hilarious.... looks like New Garden is the place... oh, by the way, is it the case that Las Terrazzas is not chica friendly?

[vsmoove]

im boycotting snickers after being subjected to that commercial!

Hey, if any group of people should not be hung up on sexuality and preferences, it's this Board!

[guttaman]

I got to go grab a cord of wood ( Fuck You Rocky ) so that means lotsa drinking so i am off for the day. When i sober up i will make up a list of places and contact #'s to help with the party. Shit if it is a long weekend i got enough FF miles. I like parties. I might even show up. Never know.

[Rocky]

I woulda' paid at least mil quiniento and a Toblerone,

This is exactly why I always suggest that travelers pay in pesos.
50 Bucks sounds like so little, but it is in fact more than the 1,500 pesitos you would have paid, and don't forget the 300 pez, plus the Snickers.
Let's not forget the Snickers.
Don't think, just 'cause your Tobblerone is bigger, that it's better..........

[Rocky]

HAHAHHA... I was just thinking "what happened to the topic" when I read your message... you guys are hilarious.... looks like New Garden is the place... oh, by the way, is it the case that Las Terrazzas is not chica friendly?

It's not that you're limited to New Garden, but it's much more suited to your group, than Las Terrazas, which is a bit like having your bachelor party at your grandma's place.

[Rocky]

I got to go grab a cord of wood ( Fuck You Rocky )

You just don't know how good that makes me feel.

When i sober up i will make up a list of places and contact #'s to help with the party. Shit if it is a long weekend i got enough FF miles. I like parties. I might even show up. Never know.

Sometimes it's counter-productive to give someone too much info.
It may be better to let them see if they can set it up with Lorenzo & Lou, and then if there are any problems, we can suggest the next best thing.
Too many choices from afar, can complicate and confuse. IMHO.

[the_Jayman]

I would never trust Lorenzo @ the New Garden (after his recent track record) with setting up something as important as a Bachelor Party.

Field of Dreams has 13 rooms and if you book 12 of them they will lock the Gates and you'll own the Joint.

You need cars to get back and forth to Sosua (about 15 mins . . and Billy knows some cheep ones) but with their location and you owning the entire hotel for the weekend you guys could go freak'n bananas ! ! !

Nice time of year and you guys would have naked titties around the pool 24/7

BRING A VIDEO CAMERA ! ! ! Hell, Billy has wi-fi so you could set up the web-cam for us ! ! !

[Beads]

I would never trust Lorenzo @ the New Garden (after his recent track record) with setting up something as important as a Bachelor Party.

Field of Dreams has 13 rooms and if you book 12 of them they will lock the Gates and you'll own the Joint.

You need cars to get back and forth to Sosua (about 15 mins . . and Billy knows some cheep ones) but with their location and you owning the entire hotel for the weekend you guys could go freak bananas ! ! !

Nice time of year and you guys would have naked titties around the pool 24/7

BRING A VIDEO CAMERA ! ! ! Hell, Billy has wi-fi so you could set up the web-cam for us ! ! !

Sounds like a good plan actually. Youll be secluded and if you have the entire hotel booked you could party all night. Maybe have something catered from the Shark Bar or someplace to bring in food and you could have one hell of a party.

I bet if you were 1 or 2 rooms shy of filling the place other people in town might want to join the party. Getting chicas there with 12 guys wont be ANY problem. Getting the chicas will be the easiest part believe it or not.

And the best part is we could watch even if we arent there!

[Jimmydr]

We were wild at the New Garden. How wild do you really want to get?

[Beads]

We were wild at the New Garden. How wild do you really want to get?

I would hope if its a bachelor party QUITE wild. The security guard didnt seem to mind us getting rather wild at night but when you start waking up other guests it does present a problem.

This is the problem with the curfews. It forces people back to the hotels early during the week. I mean face it we're on vacation we not all going to sleep at 1am every weeknight. So we continue partying at the hotel. Some people do actually sleep at 1am and wake up early also which I do understand (they could be old or travelling with kids) .So I see their side of the coin also.

Perfect reason why FOD could be a good choice if they used the whole place it wouldnt matter what they do or how late it was.

[the_Jayman]

What are the odds of Lorenzo actually holding a reservation for 12 rooms for a weekend ? ?

I put the over/under @ 5 guys minimum that get screwed out of a room ! ! !

Field of Dreams is in the middle of a Sugar Cane field and even I wouldn't get thrown out of there ! ! !