dick van dyke at 86 marries his 40 year old sweet heart

[whynotme]

awesome

he just passed my marriage age difference by 11 years
thats 35 years difference in mine versus his 46 age difference for the math challenged or those before they have their coffee


http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2012/03/0...enn-story.html

[greydread]

At 86 he prolly just needs a wiper and is too cheap to hire a nurse. You know you're at a fun wedding when the Bride and Groom toast with "Ensure".

[Sidney]

Forty? Why not 20 years old?

[Sidney]

awesome

he just passed my marriage age difference by 11 years
thats 35 years difference in mine versus his 46 age difference for the math challenged or those before they have their coffee


http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2012/03/0...enn-story.html

I am not married, but my 22 month novia is 52 years younger!

[balcoach]

I am not married, but my 22 month novia is 52 years younger!

Sidney... you better watch yourself, never thought you to be the pedifile type.

Usss...those dominican jails won't be to friendly to you. And you bitch about politur now...just wait till they get wind of you messing around with infants!!!!

............you opened the door my friend!!

[Mr. Smooth]

Must be more than a little strange for the brides father to now be calling a man who must be 15-20 years older than he is, "Son"!

[Sidney]

Sidney... you better watch yourself, never thought you to be the pedifile type.

Usss...those dominican jails won't be to friendly to you. And you bitch about politur now...just wait till they get wind of you messing around with infants!!!!

............you opened the door my friend!!

Please retract my friend. I think 71 -19 = 52 ! I ain't no pedophile !

[Count]

I always enjoyed his comedy....now I know why!

[BrooklynBeas]

Please retract my friend. I think 71 -19 = 52 ! I ain't no pedophile !

71, god bless u papa! I wish my 72 yr old father would take a trip with me before his time is up.. He was always a playa back in his day.. I think he would really love a nice week vacation in DR.. I told him about you when I came home from my trip a lil over a month ago,but couldn't talk him into going with me.. No one can really understand what happens down there until they actually go...

[deezl]

she's only 5 years older than his grandson.

way to keep it rockin', dick!

[balcoach]

Please retract my friend. I think 71 -19 = 52 ! I ain't no pedophile !

ONLY PLAYING WITH YOU YOU SIDNEY....you know that!!!
He is an upstanding Stud to the board members who have not had the pleasure.
If I can only be so verile and potent at his young age.
Keep doing your thing Sidney!!!!

[whynotme]

71, god bless u papa! I wish my 72 yr old father would take a trip with me before his time is up.. He was always a playa back in his day.. I think he would really love a nice week vacation in DR.. I told him about you when I came home from my trip a lil over a month ago,but couldn't talk him into going with me.. No one can really understand what happens down there until they actually go...

make sure he has a prenup or gives everything away before you take him because he may bring you a new stepmom to have wet dreams about

[whynotme]

she's only 5 years older than his grandson.

way to keep it rockin', dick!

damn he has me beat there too

my wife is 10 years older than my grand daughter

(and 16 years younger than oldest son)

[Mr. Smooth]

damn he has me beat there too

my wife is 10 years older than my grand daughter

(and 16 years younger than oldest son)

So does your oldest son have wet dreams about his stepmom?

Ahh, nevermind!

[whynotme]

So does your oldest son have wet dreams about his stepmom?

Ahh, nevermind!

he is a typical guy;
his wife wouldnt let him go to cuba when i took my other sons a few years back

but he went to high school with the guys that formed the groups 'darkest days' and '3 days grace' ( they are a couple of up and coming rock groups) and i know he partys with them all the time and with their groupies

[Mr. Smooth]

You took your son's on a mongering trip to Cuba? Wow, what a cool dad you were!

[whynotme]

You took your son's on a mongering trip to Cuba? Wow, what a cool dad you were!

i offered all my kids a xmas tour to cuba or the cash
2 took the cash and 3 went to cuba


but now their wifes (they were single at the time) wont let go again either

[ebl1702399]

"Dick van Dyke, He doesn't know what he is!!!"
-Rodney Dangerfield

[DASBOOTY]

Forty? Why not 20 years old?

I have to agree. She is too old. He could have cut the 40 in half and married a 20 year old.

There is a saying - "love does not know the age", or as I interpret it - "money does not know the age" .

[Andy]

very sad