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    how much would you pay her ?


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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    Quote Originally Posted by MyTio View Post
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    That's just not right. My dreams for this night are now permanently ruined MT. ........

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    I would pay whatever was necessary to get her to go away.

    Far, far away.

    No, that's not going to be far enough. Keep going. When you reach the Haitian border, you're just about halfway there.

    What has been seen can not be unseen. Thanks Tio. I think my penis completely turtled into my abdomen, I'm gonna need to drop a La Pela just so I can take a piss later...

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    Some of the Comments are pretty Funny..

    Like this Gem

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    " To real, that wet rotten enchilada smellin chulo scarred those lil chiclet slinging next generation of loser kids "

    LOL

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    This thing is taking pretty long to load and reading the post here I'm just scared to click now

    Let me do a pre-rinse of my eyes first....



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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    i would give her $5000 pesos and ill dquick her!!!!!!
    "Square players get played, pimps get paid, macks persuade"

    "Trust me…never buy a depreciating asset. If it drives, flies, floats or f*cks - lease it!"

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    I need to take a shower

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    I'm gonna give her $20 to get dressed. That's $10 more than I pay these Newark hoochies to cover up those busted cans of biscuits coming out the top of their jeans.

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    Jesus Christ Tio!!!!

    Glad I caught my nut BEFORE I seen that!!

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    Quote Originally Posted by el toro View Post
    I'm gonna give her $20 to get dressed. That's $10 more than I pay these Newark hoochies to cover up those busted cans of biscuits coming out the top of their jeans.
    Busted cans of biscuits? Thats the funniest thing I've read in ages. Can I use that sometime?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Smooth View Post
    Busted cans of biscuits? Thats the funniest thing I've read in ages. Can I use that sometime?
    OMG!! That just hit me.. duh!

    That is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Um, we are talking about those pop open frozen biscuits, right?)
    If you think it's love try not paying in the morning..

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefJustice View Post
    i would give her $5000 pesos and ill dquick her!!!!!!

    ​YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Smooth View Post
    Busted cans of biscuits? Thats the funniest thing I've read in ages. Can I use that sometime?
    I can't take credit for being something I made up. I heard a hood mother tell her 20 something daughter something like "baby your shirt is too small, jeans too tight and your stomach is falling out the top of your pants--ya look like a busted can of biscuits".

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    busted can of biscuits". girls

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    Quote Originally Posted by MyTio View Post
    busted can of biscuits". girls
    You're a sick dude Tio. LMFAO. This started good, went bad, and then from really bad to even worse. que lo que. The girl leaning over in what looks like a 3 point stance nearly killed me.

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    sorry guys I on my way to see mu psychiatrist now

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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    Quote Originally Posted by MyTio View Post
    sorry guys I on my way to see mu psychiatrist now
    that guys got his fucking work cut out for him.


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    Re: how much would you pay her ?

    Quote Originally Posted by deezl View Post
    that guys got his fucking work cut out for him.

    Yeah, I don't know if I was exhausted or sick--probably a little of both thinking about that.

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    I am now better

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    Much better after that dude with the bikini got out of the way.lol.

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