I figured ill make some do's and dont's for newbes since i know for sure it will help..please copy and paste and add more so we can have a good list.
1)do not Pay upfront
2) if your chica ends up extending her stay with your permission of course MAKE SURE YOU PAY AS YOU GO!!!!<<<<
3)WATCH YOUR DRINK- I was drugged in Classico by a chica who was pissed at me all night giving me dirty looks(will include in my trip report)
4)if a chica doesn't keep her end of the bargain ..argue, but don't go over the limit-you will loose in the end and it isn't worth the 20 bucks.
5)check ID -alot of underage hoes
6)if you are going to go the motoconcho route at 3 am and coming down the stairs of classicos with a stupid fucked up confused look on your face then expect to be rushed by all of them-look directly at the moto guy you have chosen and get on the fuckin bike.
7)don't stop and chat with every single english speaker that says something to you.
8)make sure you carry different denominations on bills on you. getting change back from a chica is almost impossible
9)before you pre game and get all nice to go out on the town...make sure your room is chica proof.
10)carry a copy of your passport on you just in case
11)arrange exactly how many nuts you want to bust with the chic. don't play it by ear
12)have a bottle of alcohol in your room-if you don't speak english you might as well take shots before and in between rounds.
13)be confident in yourself when walking around ..
14)if you pick a girl and chill with her for a while, then change your mind..simply stop dancing with her and tell her you will see her later..she will get the point (for the most part)
15)the blue dick pills they are selling on the street IS legit. its not fake.
16)the party favors......well pm me if you need info on that.
17)don't dress flashy: I met some dudes maybe 7 of them that were walking around ..NY this and NY that..and wearing jordans, foam posits and all that other shit. YES they were getting a lot of attention and YES each one was getting over charged.
ill add more as we go. Im glad to help
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