some do's and do not's

[GREEKFREAK]

I figured ill make some do's and dont's for newbes since i know for sure it will help..please copy and paste and add more so we can have a good list.

1)do not Pay upfront
2) if your chica ends up extending her stay with your permission of course MAKE SURE YOU PAY AS YOU GO!!!!<<<<
3)WATCH YOUR DRINK- I was drugged in Classico by a chica who was pissed at me all night giving me dirty looks(will include in my trip report)
4)if a chica doesn't keep her end of the bargain ..argue, but don't go over the limit-you will loose in the end and it isn't worth the 20 bucks.
5)check ID -alot of underage hoes
6)if you are going to go the motoconcho route at 3 am and coming down the stairs of classicos with a stupid fucked up confused look on your face then expect to be rushed by all of them-look directly at the moto guy you have chosen and get on the fuckin bike.
7)don't stop and chat with every single english speaker that says something to you.
8)make sure you carry different denominations on bills on you. getting change back from a chica is almost impossible
9)before you pre game and get all nice to go out on the town...make sure your room is chica proof.
10)carry a copy of your passport on you just in case
11)arrange exactly how many nuts you want to bust with the chic. don't play it by ear
12)have a bottle of alcohol in your room-if you don't speak english you might as well take shots before and in between rounds.
13)be confident in yourself when walking around ..
14)if you pick a girl and chill with her for a while, then change your mind..simply stop dancing with her and tell her you will see her later..she will get the point (for the most part)
15)the blue dick pills they are selling on the street IS legit. its not fake.
16)the party favors......well pm me if you need info on that.
17)don't dress flashy: I met some dudes maybe 7 of them that were walking around ..NY this and NY that..and wearing jordans, foam posits and all that other shit. YES they were getting a lot of attention and YES each one was getting over charged.

ill add more as we go. Im glad to help

[TonyT]

Good tips!

"17)don't dress flashy: I met some dudes maybe 7 of them that were walking around ..NY this and NY that..and wearing jordans, foam posits and all that other shit. YES they were getting a lot of attention and YES each one was getting over charged. " <---This is really important for good prices. I roll my eyes every time someone bitches about high prices when they act like a millionaire...unless they are pulling a fuc me for free cause I'm going to marry you gig....

[Snowflake]

perfect timing my friend, Im looking forward for more tips from you. Thanks

[GREEKFREAK]

perfect timing my friend, Im looking forward for more tips from you. Thanks

glad i can help. Ill be there in about 40 days so I'm just as hyped as you, maybe even more lol

[Skynyrd]

18) Don't get drunk crack your head on ROCKY'S sign girl boobs and get stitches your first day, this is reserved for TNT

[hugrad95a]

LOL newbies helping newbies lol

If you do this be ready to "pay her for her time" . These are not regular girls that will chill with you because they like you.

14)if you pick a girl and chill with her for a while, then change your mind..simply stop dancing with her and tell her you will see her later..she will get the point (for the most part)

[weyland]

Here's another "don't". Don't fucking post in a minute typeface!

And what's a "foam posit"? Sounds vaguely like something to help with a hernia.

[greydread]

Here's another "don't". Don't fucking post in a minute typeface!

And what's a "foam posit"? Sounds vaguely like something to help with a hernia.

I was thinkoing "hemorrhoid cushion".

[JD426]

8)make sure you carry different denominations of bills on you. getting change back from a chica is almost impossible


I'm picturing someone handing 2 Mil to a chica, and then actually saying to her, he wants 500 Cambio.. "cuz thats all Im paying today"

Can you imagine ?

So, This one made me

[vewdew]

LOL newbies helping newbies lol

If you do this be ready to "pay her for her time". These are not regular girls that will chill with you because they like you.

14)if you pick a girl and chill with her for a while, then change your mind..simply stop dancing with her and tell her you will see her later..she will get the point (for the most part)

Hu thats not really true, I have chilled with a few girls and never paid them for the time it depends on the girls or girl you chill with. There are other members here that done the same and never paid, sometimes they do appreciate the company, now if they are on a mission to get paid yes most will get fustrated if you waste theyr time.

[Seville]

8)make sure you carry different denominations of bills on you. getting change back from a chica is almost impossible


I'm picturing someone handing 2 Mil to a chica, and then actually saying to her, he wants 500 Cambio.. "cuz thats all Im paying today"

Can you imagine ?

So, This one made me

Getting change from a chica........Priceless!

[Seville]

LOL newbies helping newbies lol

If you do this be ready to "pay her for her time" . These are not regular girls that will chill with you because they like you.

14)if you pick a girl and chill with her for a while, then change your mind..simply stop dancing with her and tell her you will see her later..she will get the point (for the most part)

A lot depends on when and where. If you are sitting at Rumba or some other place at 7 PM, chatting with a chica and having a beer that is fine. If you are in Classicos or Merengue after midnight then you really can't be wasting too much of a chicas time if you don't plan on giving her some pesos.

[Skynyrd]

Getting change from a chica........Priceless!

If you don't have correct change you can always try sliding your ATM card down the crack of her ass

[culoamaro]

18) do not carry to much money with you and most importantly, do not show it around... I remember one time I saw a stupid motherfucker showing everybody a bunch of hundred dollar bills... After a couple of hours he was sitting on the curb crying complaining that somebody stole all his money...
When you pay at the bar, just take out of your pocket enough to pay the bill and that's it. Keep the money on your front pocket and check on it every once in a while just sneaking your finger in the pocket and feel that the money is still there.

[kendean1]

RE: Watch your drink in Classicos - getting DRUGGED by a Chica. Is this real? Does this happen? Maybe I'm stupid - What kind of drug and to what purpose??

[SrSuerte]

You have given some tips that are good to live by.

14)if you pick a girl and chill with her for a while, then change your mind..simply stop dancing with her and tell her you will see her later..she will get the point (for the most part)

How long is a while? The reason for the change of mind is important too.

I am not paying a chica for her time because we were dancing and had drinks.

I am also not the type to say see you later unless I mean it. I know some people say that out of habit.

The way he wrote it does give a funny visual.

[vewdew]

RE: Watch your drink in Classicos - getting DRUGGED by a Chica. Is this real? Does this happen? Maybe I'm stupid - What kind of drug and to what purpose??

I never heard of that happening but you have to take into consideration its not your country and some "not all" they get a gringo and try to fuck him over if they can, so i can see some mafiosa trying to drug your ass so they can take all your shit.

And the drug of choice prolly would be a rufie "Rohypnol" its tasteless and colorless and when mixed with a alcoholic drink will fuck you up, and the best thing is you wont remember shit the next day.

[tarzan]

Do not DQUICK!!!!!!

[getrhythm]

A lot depends on when and where. If you are sitting at Rumba or some other place at 7 PM, chatting with a chica and having a beer that is fine. If you are in Classicos or Merengue after midnight then you really can't be wasting too much of a chicas time if you don't plan on giving her some pesos.

Correctamundo - sometimes chicas will be cool with you playing with them for a while in Classicos, but more often than not, no. I've even had them try to hit me up for pesos after just half an hour hanging out.

Best strategy AFAIC is hang back until at least 1:00-1:30 and observe. Then select a specific target and make your move. Reject any approaches up until then - they're usually bottom feeders.

About watching your drink - yes, never let your drink out of your sight with a chica. I had this happen to me once in Costa Rica (by a chica I thought I knew and implicitly trusted), and believe me, you won't feel well the next morning. I've heard stories about lots of date-rape drugging going on in MDE as well.

About the blue pills sold on the street - we've had threads about this before, and pretty sure that it's probably expired, reduced potency shit they're selling. Much better off to buy generics directly from the pharmacy from my experience.

[Jimmydr]

Getting change from a chica........Priceless!

How can you get change when they come with NADA!