Trip #8 - Thank You WU SUCKERS!!!

**Don Tomas** · 07-14-2005, 12:32 AM

Days: 11
Miles Driven: Unknown (you will see why)
Rate: 28.80 – 29.00

Saturday, July 2nd
Well after a very early flight we arrive in the DR around 2pm. RD gets his own car and I get one too. He just can’t keep my schedule, must be getting old… I head to Field of Dreams and check in. I want to check out the Blackbeard’s bikini contest so I head there first, I look for people I know and mention Jimmy’s site but no one steady on this site. The contest was nice. PS. I WANT TO FUCK DAVID’S DAUGHTER!!! I was getting some sly smiles from her but didn’t press it since David was there announcing the contest. By the way I was dressed to the 9’s; black pants, button down shirt, & dress shoes. Well one chica working there starts flirting, grabbing my ass and shit. I see another chica that I am interested in and start making small talk but she walks away when she realizes I am not your typical tourist. Well the first chica seeing me “strike out” finally asks me which room I am staying in, I start laughing and tell her I would never say there, I don’t need to. This chica (Jessica) is a short little flaca, I am sure many know her. She tells me standard BB rates and again I laugh, LOOK AT ME BITCH! Do I look like some whore monger!!! I start laying it on thick, who cares if I lie to north coast whores! I got a house in Santiago I rent (lie), a phone with 100+ numbers of chicas living there (not a lie), etc. Well the contest ends and I go to leave when she asks me if I can give her a ride home, I ask where and say sure since it’s on my way. I pull up to the apt. leaving the engine running figuring I am just being a nice guy. She asks me to come in to see her nice apt. Sure why not, but the place is a shit hole! She sits me on her bed and hands me like 500+ photos of her naked or in lingerie and tells me she is going to take a quick shower. She comes out naked and proceeds to rape me! I was going to report it to the police but they might have laughed at me so I just take the abuse and figure I will call my shrink when I get home. She even took it up the ass and liked to be double fucked with her dildo, shame my strapon was at the hotel in my luggage. After fucking she laughs about the sucker in Virginia that is going to marry her in 5 months, I was half tempted to give her my number in Florida and tell her to cum visit after she gets to Virginia. She then asked me for a ride to her grandmother’s house, again on my way so I say yes. I also bought her a grande at a colmado for her. (was that one a free fuck?) I head to Sosua to see old friends and new ones. I meet KD, Kevyboy, and Brianod, of course I run into JimmyDR. I also meet a friend of BigTrick’s but not the man himself. Oh well. We head to Monte Llano and then on to Puerto Plata. Contrary to reports by KD I did make it into Crystals where I saw The Swede and LaJazz again, I swear they live there! I mean Crystals not the DR! Well I grab one of my favorite and only Haitians for RD$1,000 TLN outside Crystals and head home, no way am I paying Crystal prices besides I need my Chocolate!

Sunday, July 3rd
Well I am not feeling to good today but head into Sosua to see people and attend Rocky’s July 4th bash. I walk the beach with Jimmy and talk business, we meet with prospective advertisers. I then head to Rocky’s and drop on the school books I brought but don’t stay long. I want to go HOME!!! Fuck Sucio err I mean Sosua. I swear that place gets on my nerves within hours now. I seriously don’t understand the fascination with the town. So I head out sober for once, and thankfully I was sober… When I hit Naverette I almost did hit the town literally! My front brakes go out and I skid through the stop sign thankfully no cars were coming. I take it easy the rest of the way to Santiago since I don’t want to wreck the car. I stop by to see friends and get the scoop on my town. I head over to Liselo’s house and she is happy to see me, she asks how many north coast putas I have fucked since I didn’t call her yesterday and I tell her just two! She looks upset but she knows me! I tell her I want to make her my main girl for the trip and will pay her at the end, she agrees after all she won’t have to work. We head out on the town dancing and drinking finally ending up at Ilusions since she is thinking about working there and her sister now works there. They remodeled the place and it looks great, she tells me Pasions is dead now. The girls are banging and I see the ULTIMATE! A lesbian show with TWINS, yes you read it right with TWINS!!! OMG I am this close || to giving Liselo taxi money and taking out the twins no matter how much they cost! We finally retire to the cabana for the night and I give her mi leche.

**Don Tomas** · 07-14-2005, 12:32 AM

Monday, July 4th
I drop Liselo off so she can take care of her kids. I head to the car rental place and get car #2. I head out to the carwashes for my afternoon drinking and meet a bunch of New Yorkers. They all remind it’s July 4th and I tell them that day is not important to me, February 27th is much more important for me. I meet up with Liselo after she has taken care of her kids and we head out. El Jeffrey is playing at Pasions, they best part I don’t have to pay for Liselo to get in since she works there!!! Life is great. I talk to the owner and tell him I want to meet El Jeffrey so I am introduced, surprise he speaks perfect English. We have a short conversation and some pics are taken. Very nice guy. We head to the cabana after the concert and yada, yada, yada.

Tuesday, July 5th
I drop Liselo off to take care of her kids again. Real Deal and his friend want to see carwashes so we head out to see a few, Kelvin’s and Corona. Of course drinking is involved. Kevyboy, Brianod, and KD are headed to Santiago and I have plans on top of plans but try my best. We head to Kelvin’s (see KD’s report) and then I drop them off for dinner at Kukara Makara and head to dinner with other people in Santiago, not the mongering types. The plans were set before I even got to the DR. I meet up with them later at the Monument and get my girl where we change our clothes. We head out and (read KDs post). Well after guiding Brianod back to the highway my girl gets PISSED at me about my cheap friends, she said it not me. But like Brianod said, you have to be established in Santiago for cheaper prices. Well we argue to 6am out in front of her house and she storms off telling me never to call her again. I am drunk, angry and tired so I pass out in my jeep in front of her house, yeah part of me wanted her to come down and apologize too. By they way she left with no money so she was free for the last two nights!

**Don Tomas** · 07-14-2005, 12:32 AM

Wednesday, July 6th
I get woken up by Real Deal at 7:30am asking if I want to go to Santo Domingo. He drives and I catch him up on my life. I am feeling like shit, yeah I had feelings for the girl, we had a good time out of the bedroom and in it too. We hit some sites in Santo Domingo and fend off the hustlers. Dennis is just south of the DR and the rain is starting in Santo Domingo so we return to Santiago and I freshen up since I was in the same clothes since the day before. I head to Kelvin’s all depressed and feeling horrible, one and half hours of sleep and arguing with a girl will do that to you. Well around 11:30 two girls come in and invite me over asking me to join them. We head out when Kelvin’s closes at 12:00 and grab a bite to eat. We then head to Monte Bar where some band is playing, I have seen them before, a Merengue Tipico band where the lead singer has a 6 foot+ female lead singer, sorry I was to out of it to remember the name. I dance and drink with the girls all night finally around 3am (yes I have been up for almost 48 hours with a 1.5 hour nap) we leave. It is raining so hard you can barely see 100 feet! We get to the car and the one girl asks where do I want to go now. I say to the cabana with her of course. She tells me RD$3,000!!! WTF! I tell her: 1. I didn’t know she was a pro, 2. I just paid for her and her friend’s dinner + drinks and dancing, so she needs to cut me a break, AND 3. I pay less then RD$2,000 at Pasions or Ilusions so there was no way she was getting 3k! Again she says RD$3,000. I say fine get out! They look at me weird and I tell them there were lots of other girls looking at me dancing in Monte Bar and I was going back in to get another chica. They tell me it’s raining and I need to drive them home. I tell them to get out of the car before I beat them silly and put them in jail and that I could do it since I know powerful people in the police in Santiago. (Note: I would never hit a girl but sometimes you have to bluff) I don’t even care if they have taxi money and walk back in to Monte Bar. Within 10 feet of the door I am seized by two sisters who had been giving me the eye all night. They drag me to their table and we spend the last half hour or so dancing and drinking. They ask what happen to the other girls and I tell them the story and that how I found out the one was an over priced puta at the end of the night. Well they ask me for a ride home and I figure why not I still have a few hours before Pasions or Ilusions closes. So I drive them home and they can’t find their keys, they call a few people but no one answers. They ask to spend the night so I drive to the cabana! I am EXHAUSTED since it’s now 5am+ and I am tired. So I crash with one on each side. The younger one starts in first when I feel a hand on my dick, I get hard quickly and she tells me to be quiet since she doesn’t want to wake her sister. So we have a nice slow comfortable screw. I finish cumming and roll back over to the middle. About 20 minutes goes by the other sister “wakes up” and grabs my dick. Again I get the “be quiet I don’t want to wake my sister” and we fuck but this time I don’t cum, just too damn tired! I finally get some sleep.

Thursday, July 7th
We wake up around 11am and the older sister goes to take a shower so the younger one jumps on me. We start fucking and the sister walks out in the middle of it all and tells me I am a punto. I tell her as I am fucking her sister not to get dressed since she is next! I make the younger sister cum a few times and send her to the showers and grab then older one. I throw her on the bed and ravish her too. I get my nut after she came a few times. I am always considerate of the girl when in the bedroom. I tell them I want to take them both to Krisspy that night! It gets WAY BETTER, REVENGE!!! They tell me they come from Mao and their nice clothes are there especially since they don’t have they keys to the house they need to go there. I give them RD$400 total for the guagua and drop them off at the bus station. I meet RD & clan for lunch on the way to RD’s novia house my car breaks down, no spark, so I call the rental place and they come out right away to pick me up. I get car number 3! I hang out with some friends drinking and such. The girls call me at 10pm saying they are back from Mao and ready to go. So I pick them up and head to Ilusions, yeah you heard me Krisspy was playing at Ilusions. If you recall from earlier I also mentioned that someone’s sister is working at Ilusions. Well I walk in and pull out my VIP card. I want a table up front next to the dance floor! And I get it! I also get to meet Krisspy and introduce the girls too, they eat it up. Well as soon as I walked in with two good girls who know who flew out the back door to the dressing rooms to get her cell phone. I figure I need a smoke so I head out back and Liselo’s sister comes up and tells me she just called her sister! I laugh and say I don’t care, I have two good girls now and best of all they are sisters. I also tell her maybe if Liselo calls me back I would love to do her and Liselo at the same time and that I really like the idea of doing sisters at the same time. I am so bad… Well we dance the night away and I would actually switch partners in the middle of the song since my table was next to the dance floor. Krisspy even commented on Papi Chulo with the two sisters! A couple of Dominican Yorks tried to move in while I was on the dance floor but the girls just shot them down. Sure some girls like the New York hiphop style but in the words of ZZ-Top“…every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.”! I have a blast feeling like a king! We head to the cabana around the corner, Pegasus, and again they keep separate but they both fuck me. Fine by me I still got two beautiful chicas to fuck all night.

**Don Tomas** · 07-14-2005, 12:32 AM

Friday, July 8th
They tell me they have made a choice and the older sister “won” me. I sadly accept and figure the fun can happen later. They have to go to see their brother in the hospital so we part ways. The older sister wants to go out again that night but wants to know if I will take her to the salon later, sure I will. I go to lunch with RD and clan and get a call from the older sister. So I drop her off at the salon and head over to Boston carwash for some beers. I just wanted somewhere different. I pick her up from the salon and we grab a bite to eat and head to the cabana for a quickie before going out. Her phone starts blowing up at midnight and she tells me her brother is in jail. I tell her I will call my police friend and she grabs a taxi to go see her brother. I meet up with my friends at the casino and do some gambling. My police friend calls back and says there is no one in jail and he thinks the girl lied to me. Well she answers one phone call and tells me she in Puerto Plata now, I call my police friend back and he calls to Puerto Plata jail but again no one with his name. She is now ignoring my calls, I bet her WU boyfriend came into town. Oh well stupid little girl. So I head out to Las Vegas to see Keru Bandu (sp?) and meet a chica out there, again another “good” girl and head to the cabana.

Saturday, July 9th
The chica tells me her WU boyfriend is arriving today and tells me she can’t stay with me. That’s fine and I send her on her way, she asks for taxi money, RD$1,000. I laugh and tell ask her if she was taking a taxi to Miami, I know someone else told Natalie that once but I forget who, but I didn’t forget the line. I drive her home and drop her off with nothing telling her she can get it from her WU boyfriend. I don’t pay for sex, well that’s what I tell her. I meet up with RD and clan and we head to an internet café to check the weather. HORRIBLE NEWS!!! We are stuck in the DR due to Hurricane Dennis. There are three girls talking about how good I look and such at the café and when one of them says “I want him bad” I stand up and say “Como Fue, Mi Amor” (sp?) They are all embarrassed when they realize I had understood everything they had said about me. They ask me if it would be problem to take all three of them out tonight. Of course not! I head out to drink some more and hang with friends, does anyone see a pattern here yet? One of my friends calls me and invites me to high stakes poker game. I meet some more powerful people business men and a judge. These guys are tossing around 100’s of thousands of pesos like it’s monopoly money. I wisely lose a modest RD$7,000 to the right people and get some phone numbers. I call the girls from the internet café and we head out for dancing & drinks. Once of them has to get up early so we drop her off and the three of us head to the cabana. Guess what, one of them has a WU boyfriend. FUCKING SUCKERS!!! This time the girls are not sisters and into each other. I get my own little show to “excite” me, like I wasn’t already excited!

**Don Tomas** · 07-14-2005, 12:32 AM

Sunday, July 10th
The girls bid me farewell and I promise to keep in touch, they can’t go out tonight but want to see me when I return. Plus I figure I might have to go to Puerto Plata tonight anyways since we might leave Monday morning. Well I head over to my friend’s house to celebrate his B-day. RD calls me and tells me it looks like Tuesday before we can leave, the HORROR! While we were out Liselo calls him up all depressed since I have left and never called her. Wait didn’t she tell me never to call her again? Yeah she did. Well he tells her I am still her and sitting next to him, that I am stuck here due to the hurricane in Florida. Well Liselo wants to apologize and make it up to me. So I go pick her up and we head up North, it’s been a long week in Santiago and I need some R&R. She asks me about the sisters I went to Ilusions with and I tell her the truth, fuck it these girls better know they are replaceable in less then 5 minutes! She tells me she hates me. She gives me road head on the way to Puerto Plata. We check into Field of Dreams and finish what she started. She was already drunk when I picked her up so she passes out and I try to head out with Billy and a few guests but keep missing them. Finally I catch up to them just as they are returning to the hotel. I climb into the bed and go to sleep.

Monday, July 11th
I wake up to my dick being sucked and she tells me she wants HER leche? So I give it to her. I grab a Liselo and one of Billy’s guests (first time visitor) and head to Sosua to spend the day on the beach. We spend the day at the beach and I almost get into several fights. Liselo is very light skinned and several remarks are made by the scum of Sosua. Of course they don’t realize at first I understand but I make it known that I do understand! “Como Fue Pendejo” comes out of my mouth several times and tell them to get their Chopo asses out of my sight before I have them thrown in jail! Little fuckers. I also said some other not so nice words. We head back to Field of Dreams for another nut and then tell Billy’s guest he can join us. We head to Ana Mirian and tell Liselo I want a happy hour but all the girls are dark so she isn’t interested. Billy’s guest grabs a girl and we grab a bottle of Black Label and head back to the hotel. We all jump in the jacuzzi and start having fun, getting blow jobs and such. The other girl wanted my girl but she was too dark. Oh well that’s life. We finally head to our respective rooms and I bust another nut.

Tuesday, July 12th
RD is pounding on my door waking me up and we head to the airport. Liselo doesn’t ask for a dime! We board the plane and fly back to the states.

First of all I want to thank all the chicas I had this trip. If you consider that drinks and dancing doesn’t violate free sex, then I only paid for one puta and that was a RD$1,000 haitian!

Secondly I want to thank all of the WU SUCKERS that shared their girlfriends with me and allowed me to have lots of free sex. You also were the butt of many jokes and provided many laughs!!! Thank you again and keep those dollars flowing so I can keep getting free sex! HAHA!

**Apos** · 07-14-2005, 02:10 AM

Nice trip DT! you do know how to move and shake :P

how long have you been going to the DR? you seem to have Santiago wired!

**sjaak** · 07-14-2005, 02:45 AM

Thanks DT, great to read an extensive report from Santiago!
The mongering opportunities in the DR seem endless once you're well established.

**continentalmike** · 07-14-2005, 02:45 AM

Well done my man... I am proud of you!

Big props to DT

JD · 07-14-2005, 04:23 AM

Tomas,

Excellent report. Once again you have set the bar a bit higher for the rest of us.

Monger On,

JD

**knotty** · 07-14-2005, 08:12 AM

I can't believe the bitch called us cheap

Them hoes ain't worth more there. But gotdamn, the asses in Illusions and Pasions were eye popping 8O I was getting a little weak for that one that I had hold of. Shit , I'll hit Liselo sister, take one for the team. :grin:

**gdogg** · 07-14-2005, 08:27 AM

DT...what a great trip! You also showed examples of how to act with these chicas (or any chicas, for that matter). Act like you don't give a fuck, and they will FLOCK to you. Even if you are "catching feelings", don't let them know that. It's hard, but DT just showed it can easily be done. Well done, mi amigo!! Well done.

...oh yeah, that was MY Natalie Miami line. Thanks for including me in your magical road trip!

...having both sisters, then lesbians, and an entire group of chicas? How is one to ever top that?