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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    He is gonna need A LOT of FRENCH DRESSING while recovering !!!
    Get the bottles on the way !!!

    Good luck Robert get well soon
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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Just read this, glad to hear all will eventually be ok, as the others have said, wish you a speedy recovery.

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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Quote Originally Posted by Dafishguy View Post
    Booze and motos, a DEADLY mix. Robert, put the beer bottle down if you are going to drive that death machine. Get well soon.

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    Good advice... to be used by thine own self in four wheeled motor vehichles as well.

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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Dammit!! I keep having friends that buy motorcycles and ride them when they're drinking. YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!

    And getting hammered and getting on a motorcycle is pure suicidal.

    And, as Robert now knows, you don't even have to be moving to really fuck yourself up.

    He's gonna be feeling a little sore for a few weeks.

    I'm relieved to hear that Robert is OK (more or less) and I wish him godspeed in his recovery.
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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Get Well Soon Roberto!
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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    You gotta think up a better excuse for that accident......you will likely bring out the nursing desires of young Hatiannas to take care of you while you mend!!

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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    As earlier predicted and confirmed by Weyland, the silly twat did incur his injuries as expected. He obvioulsy failed to listen to the 'how to do a drunken dismount' section of his moto lessons. To his defence he is claiming that his Haitiana pillion passenger added to his unbalanced condition.

    Despite his shattered collar bone and broken rib he still managed to get into bed and had the Haitiana sit on his face for a session until he passed out. Maybe she did the damage

    Anyway he's in good spirits but laughing hurts him.....a lot



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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Laughter is really good for him right now......so are these 2 volunteer nurses



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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    I did suggest mouth to dick resuscitation was good therapy



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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    But all the fat fuck wanted was food.







    I had to remind him of course that along with only being able to eat with his left hand he now could only wipe his arse with this hand too, although the volunteer nurses would assist


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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Nice to see robert in good spirits , maybe he can trade his turbo moto for one of these





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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Get well soon you lecherous bastard! Who knows what kind of shit could happen on the streets if the young Haitiana population has to suffer through magic elixir withdrawal.

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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Someone get a hold of VP and have him call Ruby to let her know what happened!

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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    An experienced drunk trips, falls and ends up like this.



    An inexperienced drunk trips, falls and ends up like this.



    I'm just sayin, practice makes perfect!!



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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Quote Originally Posted by TNT72 View Post
    An experienced drunk trips, falls and ends up like this.

    Click to see pic

    An inexperienced drunk trips, falls and ends up like this.

    Click to see pic

    I'm just sayin, practice makes perfect!!

    Fuck you - he lives there!


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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Quote Originally Posted by deezl View Post
    Fuck you - he lives there!

    No, Fuck him!

    I'm reminded he lives there and I don't every time he makes a post!!

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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    I really like those nurses.....hmmmmm......maybe I'l cut his grass for him when I'm down next week while he mends.....

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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Quote Originally Posted by Count View Post
    I really like those nurses.....hmmmmm......maybe I'l cut his grass for him when I'm down next week while he mends.....
    dont worry about robert he looks way too comfertable in that hospitol with his private nurses

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    quit thinking about your next trip and give us the rest of your previous ones

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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    Quote Originally Posted by WickedWillie View Post
    Laughter is really good for him right now......so are these 2 volunteer nurses

    Click to see pic

    Why are they laughing? Did they just give him a sponge bath?



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    Re: Robert1245356 in the hospital

    On the bright side of all this, with that plate in your collarbone you can look forward to a wrist up your ass everytime you fly for the rest of your life.

    Hahahahahahah....................

    Seriously - get well soon buddy.

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