You know I can tell you every single step, upon arrival, but for the life of me I have to be honest I can NOT do the same for departure.. maybe cuz im too buzy wiping the tears from my eyes, I just get all emotional ,you know.. LOLLLLLLL
but seriously, at
STI...
1)- you cant even walk in the building without filling out your paperwork after you check your Luggage, a guy at podium checks your boarding pass ,passport etc. you can now approach the Entrance...
2)-you walk TO the door, where a dude takes one of the forms, i think your customs form ?,he also checks your documents, SOMEtimes
3)- now you walk through the door, and a roped area you wait in line, while waiting in line a lady checks peoples documents,she is standing, no podium, and she is official, you can tell, because this is the point where I have seen people REMOVED from the line, sometimes even women and children... cuz the documents were NOT proper... they went to a room to the LEFT side somewhere to be interviewed in more detail..
4)- when you make it to the front of the roped off line, you see an official,who checks your passport in detail, they stamp it,. and you are now ready to go in, documents are done, they take the other form, which I believe it the immigration form
5)- you walk to the SECURITY area, where you either wait in a small line, usually there is none when i depart, you put your carry on items thru the Xray machine, you walk through the xray, and are either cleared, or bags searched ONE more time...this is when they take away the idiots shampoo Giant shampoo bottles ,etc.
6)- Once you clear the Security area, you are in the Duty free , shop , first floor area.. you are free to walk around, buy your microwaved quipe or whatever, grab some Napkins for the Tears about to come.. LOL
7)- you take the escalator UP stairs, to the BIG Boarding Gate Area where you can SIT and relax, get a Presidente in a Plastic cup, which looks like it does not hold a whole presidente, but amazingly it DOES... you gladly pay the 100 , I think its 110 pesos now ?.. there is a Nathans ? there but its always just closing when I depart... so you just sit there and become even more sad ....
8)- when they finally CALL your flight for boarding, you approach one of 2 podiums , where they check your Docs yet AGAIN... and they will now let you walk down a hallwayto the right, where the chute is ...
9)- when you reach the END of this Hallway,. they MAY check your carry on AGAIN,, not sure what they are looking for at this point,who knows maybe you decided to smuggle in a dozen presidente bottles to ease the pain
10)- a HOT chica, its always a fucking HOTTIE,, just to RUB it in your sobbing FACE,.. will now take your Boarding pass, and let you on the plane..so you can go back to yoru miserable existence in the US or wherever the fuck you come from.... your trip is over, the end.
time to start dreaming about the next one.
at least thats the way I remember it...
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