Just got back. Had a blast this time. things are getting better for me (I think I am getting wived up a bit though).
But to my point.
I have decided that there is too much discrimination in Sosua and I am seeking to eradicate it. There is no room for this blatant disregard for humanity in the 21st century. I see it all the time. For example, the day before I left, I spoke with King Kong and a few other guys about my plans to bang "pregnant girl" from Rumbas (you all know the one who ALWAYS seems to be pregnant no matter what year you are in Sosua). The two guys laughed but King King agreed with me, it is time to create an anti-discrimination policy in Sosua.
From now on, my policy is that just as we have "No Child Left Behind" in the USA, I call for "No Chica Left Behind" in Sosua. That means I am going to bang (or have banged) the two deaf girls, the
midget (is there one around), the older chicas that work in the various restaurants, some older white women, and a few fatties.
We can all create a better Sosua where "No Chica gets left behind".
This is DOC and I approve this message.
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