[BACKGROUND]
I'm not talking about the kids, I'm talking about the grown men, Haitian1 and Haitian2. You've all seen them, Haitian1 literally follows you up and down the strip begging you...very scruffy looking and hangs out at the club sometimes. Well on my first trip to Sosua last year, I made the mistake and gave him a few pesos (I was green as outfield grass). For some reason now he thinks every time he sees me that he should get something.
Now Haitian 2 is this one of those "guides" that hangs around you and tries to tell you which chick has AIDS and all kinds of other irrelevant lying shit.
BUT Haitian2 also cost one of my friends. My friend had to pay a cop some pesos because of some shit Haitian2 was into with the cop (shakedown of some sort)..this was also our first trip last year.
[END BACKGROUND]
Anyway last weekend I do a quick 2 day trip and I'm in D-Latin hanging out enjoying myself and the guys I met wanted to head up to Rumba. Cool, I'm heading out and who do I see. Hatian1, he says something to me then proceeds to follow me and my friends up to Rumba. I tell him go ask someone else for money, I'm here to enjoy MYSELF. We get to Rumba and we are hanging outside and I turn around and there is Hatian1 standing there looking at me. So I look back and said WHAT?!? So he walks off. At this point I'm irritated.
Me and my friends go into Rumba checking out the new scenery and one of my friends goes here he comes again. I turn around from the bar and Haitian1 is standing there with Hatian2. Now I'm gas-can-lit pissed off cause out of everyone in Sosua you brought to try to intimidate me you bring HIM? So the Presidente I had in my hand went from drinking stance to buss someone in the fuckin head stance. I say WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM STOP ASKING ME FOR MONEY AND GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FROM ME BEGGIN ASS BUM...while holding the bottle in plain sight in case they didn't understand English. They give me this mean look and walk off.
Of course Rumba security shows up afterwards telling me that they are "mafioso" and try to steal and set people up and all that. Thanks for the heads up Kojak.
I'm a very cool and humble dude but I wanted to crack them 2 skulls so bad last week.
I knew where I was and was well aware of the jail stories but if them 2 dirty fucks thought I was going to back down from them......I'm getting pissed off just typing this shit.
So the 2 guys I was with, who I met just the day before go...Dang what was that all about?
Next morning I see this guy I know that works with the police and told him about the night before and he said he knows who they are and "they will not bother me again". Instead of the police chasing the chicks away, they really need to get these bums off the street.
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