Casa Valeria

[BrooklynBeas]

Took him 7.5 years to make first post.

You know how you always want that first one to be special... Here is the perfect example... hahaha

[XXX]

Guess he didnt read ho terrible it was... XXX was just kidding, the place sucks... Right X?

Wish I could say it sucks,,but it's too late now,,,,,everybody knows I love the place,,,,

[XXX]

Took him 7.5 years to make first post.

But at least he thanked us,,,,,,,,,

[XXX]

Thank you @all for your postings.
Now I booked a room in Casa Valeria for my next staying in Sosua.

I hope I´ll have a nice staying there

Metal,,here are a few more pictures from my last time there,,,,,,

If you can ,,ask for room # 11,,,,,or 5

Jeez,,,all the sudden I feel like Mikelodge,,,,

[fastfood98]

Metal,,here are a few more pictures from my last time there,,,,,,

If you can ,,ask for room # 11,,,,,or 5

Jeez,,,all the sudden I feel like Mikelodge,,,,



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Two questions:
Was the girl included in the deal?
Is that a poodle in your lap?
:-)

[XXX]

Two questions:
Was the girl included in the deal?
Is that a poodle in your lap?
:-)

Question 1: No, she was not included in the price of the hotel,,,,Although that would be a great idea......

Question 2: No,,, not a poodle ,,but her head in my crotch,,,,,,,, Sometimes she goes curly,,,,,,,,,,

[JD426]

ummmm.
I think "poodle in your lap" is a Euphemism for "were you getting a BLOWJOB?" when the pic was taken ...

i dont think it matters what kind of hair the Chica/ girl has.

lol

[XXX]

ummmm.
I think "poodle in your lap" is a Euphemism for "were you getting a BLOWJOB?" when the pic was taken ...

i dont think it matters what kind of hair the Chica/ girl has.

lol

Sorry there smartypants,,,,,,,,,I actually never heard that before,,,,,,,

But,, in that case the answer was YES,,,that is what she was doing,,,


And don't be throwin those big words like "Euphemism" at my Dumb ass,,,,,,,,

[el_papi_chew_low]

[madvillian]

+1 on CV. Its tranquillity in the middle of the scene. Funny enough the supervillain has stayed in the very suite your shacked up in. If you hang out in front later in the evening you can pull in stragglers from new garden.

[Westy]

IMHO the highlight of any night is that walk of FAME...................not the walk of SHAME...................the walk of FAME..................which is when you parade your conquest for the night back to your hotel room.

Part of the game to show her off in front of all your fellow Mongers - we all get a kick out of this. Sharing is caring.

Just love it when it is in the most expensive 5 star hotels - when you get the bell boys / security guys / general lobby staff all trying to look down rather than look at you as you march your totally sluttily dressed filthiest whore to the lift to go up to your room - the walk of FAME - just love it.

El-Rey! Inquiring minds have GOT to know! Is the Victorian House ready to treat this parade as the Walk of Fame?

(Just messin' with you. And wishing I could be there tomorrow noon for the view and the lunch special. )

[flukyluke]

Having recently stayed at both these locations, I will try and give you my honest opinion.

My only problem is that I promised the person that referred me to casa Valeria that I would not hype the place up , because he does not want it to get popular and turn into another new garden.
So I will not say that it was by far the best hotel I have stayed at while in sosua.
I will not say that the staff was awesome.
I will not say that the room was spotlessly clean.
I will not say that the shower was big enough for three people, and that the hot water lasted long enough for two people to take two long showers.
I will not say that the room came with a fully stocked mini bar with everything at very reasonable prices( pint of mamajuana for 150 pesos).
I will not say that I saw a friend bring in 3 to 5 chicas a day with no problems.
I will not say that when I extended my trip by three days, but couldn't stay at casa Valeria because they were already booked, that the guy at the front desk helped carry my stuff and my chicas stuff down the street to casa cayena.
i could go on and on, but I won't, because again , I promised that I wouldn't.
casa cayena was okay, and I wish Wilfred the best of luck,, but I don't think I would stay anywhere else but the Valeria from now on.
But I never said any of this , and I will just say that the Valeria sucked , and don't stay there, especially when I am going to be in town.
If anyone wants further info , pm me.

I will be staying here the last week of August for my birthday. Thanks all for the great reviews. Looking forward to a fun time.

[MrHappy]

I will be staying here the last week of August for my birthday. Thanks all for the great reviews. Looking forward to a fun time.

We're looking forward to your review.