07/2014 - Trip Report is the Best First Post

[Señor JDR of Medellin]

Let's just hope she doesn't have to explain it to her Attachment 102951 Novio, who might be an ISOC member

I guess I am new to this non pro stuff.

[steviewonder]

I guess I am new to this non pro stuff.

Almost exactly like... larger half, same difference, jumbo shrimp, pretty ugly, good grief, silent scream, definite maybe, etc......

[deezl]

Over the years, I have found myself messing with less and less "chicas de la calle". If a chica hangs on Pedro Clisante every night, I have a hard time finding time for her. The biggest reason for this is that I have gotten much better at picking up Non-pros.

For clarification, a Non-pro is a chica that has a JOB that does not involve sucking dick. She may look for a little ayuda from time to time, but she definitely does not expect to get paid every time you sleep with her.

That's not a non-pro. Non-pros in Sosua (and yes, they're out there) do not work in ho bars on PC. They don't even want to be seen in El Batey at night.

Just because she has a regular job (if you want to call bartending in a ho bar on PC a regular job) and doesn't want to work the street that doesn't make her a non-pro. She a ho, bro.

[Señor JDR of Medellin]

That's not a non-pro. Non-pros in Sosua (and yes, they're out there) do not work in ho bars on PC. They don't even want to be seen in El Batey at night.

Just because she has a regular job (if you want to call bartending in a ho bar on PC a regular job) and doesn't want to work the street that doesn't make her a non-pro. She a ho, bro.

Why you telling the master? He is an expert on most things.

[JD426]

Something tells me I may need to pick up some extra Orville Redenbacher at the store.

[Hunter]

Something tells me I may need to pick up some extra Orville Redenbacher at the store.

3 men in the ring....Seville-Jimmy-Quick....may the best man win

[Señor JDR of Medellin]

3 men in the ring....Seville-Jimmy-Quick....may the best man win

Hunter belongs in the Dquick ring. Both believe all their "non pros" are non pros

[Hunter]

Hunter belongs in the Dquick ring. Both believe all their "non pros" are non pros

I have been doing this long enough to know they aren't all non-pros....there are so many different levels that you never really know....From the college girl who needs extra money to a girl who has a good job in DR...to the pro pretending she is a non-pro....Keep me out of this...this is a fight between you 3.....

[Señor JDR of Medellin]

I have been doing this long enough to know they aren't all non-pros....there are so many different levels that you never really know....From the college girl who needs extra money to a girl who has a good job in DR...to the pro pretending she is a non-pro....Keep me out of this...this is a fight between you 3.....

You brought me into this.

[XXX]

Now you know with Uncle Luke hosting this party, there was quite a bit of booty shaking. As a note, Luke chose the girls onstage and he prefers thicker chicas. There were many flacas in attendance.....

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I was just glad to find out that these "chicas" were actually woman and not guys dressed up as woman,,,,,,

I actually thought this was a joke ,,and that they had some dudes throw on bikinis as a joke,,,,,,


Stars and stripes actually looks as though she has a package,,,,,,,,

I would actually turn down these chicas if they offered to pay me for banging them,,,,,

But,,,, I Have to admit though Rawness,,,,,Nice opening post,,,,,,

[greydread]

Wow. They are having a great time!!! Just look at those faces!!!!

They look like fucking HOSTAGES

[greydread]

Thanks for the Great Pool Party pics, and the Reporting... Good stuff.. Looks like it was a fun time.


and the back and forth with you guys and what you each personally think is attractive and what is not
, is like funny as fuck.. like frosting on a cake..

"Yo' Ho is so Ugly" contest...

"Non-Pro's" passing out free Pum-Pum at the Ho club...

Hostage bitches hiding under the pool fountain, scared to fucking move...

Holy shit! This may be the best thread since the "Martin" intro....I caught a cramp laughing here.

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I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called those Ho's bitches, I just thought they might be some more "non-pro's"








Bwaaahahahahaaa!

[SrSuerte]

Have we used the term "Part time hoe" on here yet? That might be a good title for the girl that does not sale ass every week. That title gives clarity even though a "part time hoe" is a hoe.

[ezsmile]

They look like fucking HOSTAGES



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perhaps the MC told them they were not allowed to pee in the pool

[greydread]

perhaps the MC told them they were not allowed to pee in the pool

....and maybe...just maybe that wasn't a fountain at all and the DJ was playing some R Kelly....

[Apos]

Coño....tu saaaaaaabe

Non pro hanging out in a hoe disco?

If you say so.

[Tiger]

I agree.......great first report. Way to get your feet wet!

One question from an old guy though.........

who is uncle Luke?

DJ? Rapper? Singer? Buddy? Your Uncle?

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Props to Uncle Luke

[madvillian]

Don't forget this classic from Uncle Luke and the 2 Live Crew

Can a ***** Get a Table Dance