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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seville View Post
    Odd how everyone else is fucking my future ex-wife except me. First Irie and then you. You guys are brutal!
    It's hard not to, our taste is too similar (pretty young haitian flacca). That and every one I see that I like is somehow a future ex-wife. You're describing at least 10% of the population as a future ex.....

    Besides, you should be used to it, did it last trip too....

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

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    Never say never. It can only end in tears........


    if it's any consolation, I know you've had better.
    Had better, has better, will have better.

    Sucks being here with him down there..... something about last laugh......

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by distantvoyeur View Post
    Had better, has better, will have better.

    Sucks being here with him down there..... something about last laugh......


    It was good though, no?
    Vida es buena....

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by Irie View Post
    It was good though, no?
    Best of the trip, absolutely no complaints. Except maybe should have went sooner..... somebody was in the way though.....

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by distantvoyeur View Post
    Best of the trip, absolutely no complaints. Except maybe should have went sooner..... somebody was in the way though.....

    What is that in horse racing............win, show, and place? Finishing is all that matters.

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by Irie View Post
    What is that in horse racing............win, show, and place? Finishing is all that matters.
    Ride 'em Cowboy!!!

    I wasn't complaining, just making an observation. Only complaint I had was that the happy hour didn't happen.

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by distantvoyeur View Post
    Best cure for a bad session? Try again.

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    I hired a chica for 300 pesos to give me an hour massage. 15 minutes in, she said we were done.

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by JDR View Post
    I hired a chica for 300 pesos to give me an hour massage. 15 minutes in, she said we were done.
    None of them have any concept of time.

    You can show a girl a clock, tell her "from 1 to 2", get her to agree, and 10 minutes later will say " fini"
    If you think it's love try not paying in the morning..

    "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

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    Re: 12/2014 - 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by distantvoyeur View Post
    To finish off. One piece of advice that most will ignore, but I still feel is important. Don't get stupid drunk unless you are with someone who has your back. Even then, you can have more fun buzzed than smashed.
    Even then, do it too often and you may need a new wingman.

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    Re: 12/2014 - 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by distantvoyeur View Post
    Final note: I've never done a TR but as Irie pointed out, this board is all about give and take. I've been given plenty and if even one person gets something from this then at least I have given something back.
    This is a very good addition to our World.

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrHappy View Post
    None of them have any concept of time.

    You can show a girl a clock, tell her "from 1 to 2", get her to agree, and 10 minutes later will say " fini"
    I had bad Vibes from her but still went ahead.


    The 3 hour chica at least lasted 2:45 before asking if we were done.

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrHappy View Post
    None of them have any concept of time.

    You can show a girl a clock, tell her "from 1 to 2", get her to agree, and 10 minutes later will say " fini"

    I had to teach one how to read a clock this past trip. If it wasn't digital, she had no clue.

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seville View Post
    Odd how everyone else is fucking my future ex-wife except me. First Irie and then you. You guys are brutal!
    She was very good.

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    Re: 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by Irie View Post
    I had to teach one how to read a clock this past trip. If it wasn't digital, she had no clue.
    I love it when they say propina as I walk them out and slam the gate on them. they have no idea what just happened.

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    Re: 12/2014 - 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by distantvoyeur View Post
    Not going to get into budget because you do you and I'll do me (and NEXT and LAST). As trips add up the budget gets lower since you realize it is not your job to subsidize the whole island. Everyone will ask for something, doesn't mean you have to give them it. No Gracias, NO Gracias, NO GRACIAS or even just completely ignore them.
    So I am handing my TLN 100 pesos for some food and three shoeshine boys surround me with their hands out.

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    Re: 12/2014 - 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

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    So I am handing my TLN 100 pesos for some food and three shoeshine boys surround me with their hands out.
    ......and other hand rubbing their belly?

    When are you heading back DV?

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    Re: 12/2014 - 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by Irie View Post
    ......and other hand rubbing their belly?

    When are you heading back DV?
    What is DV?

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    Re: 12/2014 - 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

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    What is DV?
    the original poster and owner of the thread. Catch up.

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    Re: 12/2014 - 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

    Quote Originally Posted by Irie View Post
    ......and other hand rubbing their belly?

    When are you heading back DV?
    Not until end of March, got the last 2 weeks booked at the Palms. Got a good deal on the 2 level penthouse.

    You got the next one booked yet?

    Funny thing about the kids, it's the same ones.... they should have starved to death by now....

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    Re: 12/2014 - 15/11 to 30/11 - Boots on the Beach.

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    Not until end of March, got the last 2 weeks booked at the Palms. Got a good deal on the 2 level penthouse.

    You got the next one booked yet?

    Funny thing about the kids, it's the same ones.... they should have starved to death by now....
    And the adventure continues........................

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