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First trip:
I helped organize a bachelor trip for my friend and heard Sosua was the place to be...and it was...4 years ago
It blew my mind how much fun we had. We ended up getting a 8 bedroom mansion. With this Scarface like house, naturally 8 viral guys would like it to be filled up with women. We hired a full-time driver for the whole trip and we innocently asked him if he can get girls here. 'No problem' he said with absolutely confidence. about an hour later. A van filled with women came and we were like kids in a candy store. The driver said he would be back in a second and we thought he was going to run some errands but he came back with more girls! I am a loyal customer of his services now now.
It was complete hedonism for the next 4 days where I and a lot of my other friends had to take breaks. I would have never thought in my life I would be tired of sex.
The last day topped it off for us. We decided to get a roasted pig and then having sex like animals afterwards. Pork, beautiful women, luxury mansion and awesome people...can't really ask for more in an awesome vacation.
Second trip:
My friends and I went to a wedding in Puerto Rico and decided to compliment holy matrimony with unholy debauchery. I researched places on Airbnb as we think we can shell out more for a good spot then budget places. We rented a place but the renter had notified us that guests were no longer allowed in the condo complex due to some religious revival in Sosua politics. He was definitely a pro and knew what 3 single guys were going to do in Sosua. After an extensive search for a replacement, we ended up with 'Villa Pasions'. Yep, that passions. The owner was deported and his fuck pad was up for rent. And what a fuck pad it was. Since Passions was in renovation mode, the caretaker had contacts of girls and had them driven to the place.
The caretaker had one rule...'No chicas calle'. We naturally thought he was taking a cut of the girls and ignored it. We walked along the streets and picked up a couple of girls and took them back to our place. As I was about to do the deed, I forgot I had no cash left to cover and the banks were all closed. I politely asked the girl to leave and she insisted to be paid more than the 500 pesos I gave her for her troubles. One thing lead to another and I was getting cursed at and being call many names, some of them pretty brutal. She did speak really good english and I have to say I wasn't really mad but impressed. Anyways, we lead her to the door with her still screaming. We closed the door and thought that was the end of it...until the rocks start flying over the gated house. The caretaker yelled at her. This is why I'm a fan of Passions. Yes, you do pay a more but its to ensure you don't get rocks thrown at you.
In addition to the 'no chicas calle' rule, we also learned not to play dominican roulette and do not bring chicas on a boat.
Let me know if you want to hear about those experiences.
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