Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
All the stunners I've had that insisted on being paid more than a 20% "I am fine" markup price have been absolutely lousy in the sack. Just for the record I've seen a few chicks come through Sosua that were at least as attractive as Halle.
Tourist Card - Las Americas International Airport
Wicked Willie advised me he saw may name on the list for hard copy resident cedulas; now I have the paper cedula (when I have the hard copy I don't have to pay any fees) so I had to pay the exist fee when I left and I have to get a tourist card when I come back.
At Las Americas there are 2 lines for your tourist card, one line leads to the cashier where you don't need exact change and the other leads to the automatic machine that dispenses your card but you have to have $10.00 exact change. Generally the cashier line is longer than the line for the automatic machine. Since I don't have exact change I am standing in the cashier line which is very long.
The casa de cambio is next door to the tourist card desk and someone from the casa de cambio walks up to me and says if I don't have exact change they can change my money and exchange dollars for pesos. I laughed at him and said yeah at 37-1 he just looked at me and shrugged his shoulders...
I only have one thing to say about that...GTFOOHWTBS!...
Hotel Garant & Suites
On my last stay in Boca Chica I stayed at Hotel Garant & Suites. I should be trying different hotels in Boca Chica so I can write reviews but this place is so convenient and very comfortable. You can easily walk to the beach and the strip from the hotel and although it is not fancy it has a homey kinda feel to it.
My room has a flat screen television a digital safe and a refrigerator it is very simple but comfortable. I didn't have a reservation so I just walked in and they had a room available. My one complaint would be there are only 2 towels hanging and 1 on the floor if I have multiple guest that might be a problem.
Maximo Playa
Maximo Playa is at the far west end of Playa Boca Chica and has a beach entrance and street entrance just as you enter town.
It is an open air venue with a bar restaurant and sits right on the beach. It has a night club kinda feel to it. If there was ever a big wave or tsunami you'd get drowned no doubt. What was different about the venue was not just that it was on the water but the jet skis rode right up to the dock of the restaurant which I thought was pretty neat.
There were no 8's or 9's present but there were some honies present. Although it appeared to be couples and families hanging out.
There was a real nice Latin / Dominican vibe with dancing to Latin music
The fish was good but the wait staff sucked! They took their time and were VERY slow. I asked for tomatoes and cucumbers but I just got a regular salad I just ate it and enjoyed the vibe.
Over all I like the spot would be nice to hang with a wing or with a lady friend but I don't know if I will return this trip there is just too much to do and see.
Máximo playa has some incredible looking women come through, as you say normally with Dominican boyfriend, family or a bunch of girlfriends. If not Dominican not easy to score in my opinion, but never really tried. When I have been there, normally with another chica, so all I could do was to appreciate the beauties.
Why should I limit myself to only one woman when I can have as many women as I want?
George Gershwin
Playboy Club -Calle Jose Pena Gomez
I went for a stroll on Calle Jose Pena Gomez north from Calle Duarte and found the Playboy Club. The Playboy Club is a casa de cita, where the girls sit outside watching the traffic go by. I went inside and the girls followed. There was a bar where the Mamasan also served as the bartender. I sat at the bar and the girls did their booty dance trying to get my attention on the dance floor in front of the bar.
There are rooms in house and the Mamasan told me it is 2500ST, 4000 for 2 hours and 5000 TLN. I didn’t negotiate but I got the feeling she would be flexible. There were 4 girls 1 was an 8 and my opinion flaca with a canela complexion and the others ranged between 6-7 and nothing to write home about. The Mamasan advised there are more chicas available, I might try to taste before I leave.
Piano Bar- Calle Duarte
The Piano Bar is one ofthe primary venues on Calle Duarte. The venue has 3 basic parts they place chairs on the street and have waitresses outside to serve you. There is an open air section next to the bar with seating and the inside of the club. The Piano Bar is the primary early evening pick up spot for Calle Duarte before El Bateygets cranking after midnight. The waitresses are available for a 1000 pesos salida and whatever you negotiate with the individual chica.
After leaving the Playboy Club I walked the strip which was active but kinda slow. I stopped at the Piana Bar and had a bottle of water and watched the sights. I ran into one of Sosua queens and when I told her I saw her in Sosua she tried to play it off, I was thinking "so I gotta take a photo every time I see you in Sosua?" Anyways every time I see her she always mean mugs me but this time she smiled so I pulled the trigger. She went cold on me with one word answers looking around like she really wasn't interested so she was dismissed.
I was chilling and saw another Sosua queen but this one I connected with and went to the room. I have seen her many times but because of her mug I wasn't attracted to her but this time her body was bangin so I pulled the trigger. The sex was mediocre but honestly I like her and enjoyed her company. I am sure I will return before I leave.
Last edited by camaro1257; 08-07-2015 at 02:15 AM.
The Boat House
The Boat House was where I met Ramiar and Skynard about 2 years ago, I didn't not make it last trip but I decided to return to one of Boca Chica's staple.
So I went for breakfast which was good but why did I get the BACON? Damn I got heart burn I just can't eat some stuff like I used to but it was pretty good.
So I went with the intention of getting breakfast and returning to my room and what did I do? I stayed for 4 hours I was sooooooooooooooo relaxed with the warm breeze it was really nice. A few beggars harassed m of course because I was on the water's edge but that comes with the territory.
As I sat enjoying the breeze it occurred to me that I was retired. All those years I was working I had no idea what retirement would look like and I can't wait to see what is around the corner...
I dont think you have figured that out yet. I am interested how things work out. Do you know at this point what you are going to do to keep yourself busy? Do you have hobbies? You dont drink so you cant sit on the beach and drink all day. Take Spanish courses 5 days a week? Golf? Scuba with Westy? You still are knocking down hos like a tourist as you say so I guess its a work in progress...Doesnt seem like much progress though
Hunter was right...
So at our Boca Chica invasion Hunter brings a chica with him and I thought why is this guy bringing sand to the beach? As I enjoyed myself at the Boat House and Maximo Playa yesterday I thought ...hmmmmm... some steady company might not be a bad idea...
Hanging with Yayow
Shout out for Yayow taking the time to show me a little of Boca Chica outside Calle Duarte. I have dubbed him Senior Suave since I got to see his moves first hand…yea even Camaro hath much to learneth…
We went to the following venues:
Casa Iraisa Calle Juan Batista
Casa Iraisa is behind a steel sliding gate and when you walk in you enter a pool area. After arriving they ring the bell and about 12 chicas present themselves. Let me say this is no Crystals-Puerto Plata or Passions-Santiago if there was 1 “7” in the group they would have been doing well. The chicas were not high pressure like Crystals they were laid back.
The pool looked to be an ornament because it appeared to be unused. There was also a restaurant on site but no menu…REALLY?...go figure! The prices quoted were 2500ST 4000 for 2 hours and 5500TLN. Yayow advised el hefe came down to 1500ST.
There are rooms in house or you can take the chica out. Talent rotates so what is poor today might be better tomorrow.
Latin Quartest Discotque
The Latin Quartest Discotque is next to Casa Iraisa but not affiliated. The back door to the disco leads to the Casa Iraisa pool and restaurant. Apparently the chicas from Casa Iraisa are not permitted in the disco. Although we did not go inside it was early and the disco did not appear to have many patrons.
Paco’s Drink-Los Coquitos, Boca Chica
Paco’s Drink reminded me of the Dominican night clubs I visited in Esperanza, Mao, Bonao & Jarabacoa. It had a very Dominican feel and was nothing like Classicos or El Batey. Although I cannot be sure I didn’t get the impression anybody was working because I did not receive any “puta stares.” The music was Merengue, Bachata and Reggeton and although there was no dance floor people were dancing in-between their tables and chairs.
I met an absolutely sexy chica but when I hit her with my Spanish she looked at me and advised me she was from New York and she spoke English…can you say “BOOM!” Anyways she was on vacation visiting her sister and as leaving the following day.
The spot had quite a few men and couples but there appeared to be very few single ladies when I was there. I enjoyed this spot because it was very “Dominican” by that I mean everybody was tranquilo drinking, smoking hookah, dancing and just over all having a good time. This will probably be the highlight of my Boca Chica stay because it was good to get off Calle Duarte and experience some normalcy just like its good to get off Pedro Clisante in Sosua.
El Batey- Calle Duarte
El Batey was slow for a Friday night. There was talent but there was nothing to write home about. I saw the same Haitian beauty queens that I saw last trip and a few others that were decent.
I chatted up a chica who was sitting next to me and we hit it off like a match in a California dry forest. I enjoyed talking and spending time with her so I pulled the trigger. We arrived at the hotel and she has no cedula so she had to be dismissed and I was not a very happy camper.
I like El Batey because it is a mix between civilians and working girls which adds a different flavor for me and forces me to step up my game because you have to be careful not to make the wrong approach. El Batey is no doubt one of the premier night spots for Boca Chica.
Nice reviews on some of the spots in Boca. I love the Boat House, yayow first took me there a few years back with el toro. Had a great time, lots of expats hanging around, good food, attractive and engaging bartenders. In a way it is to Boca for expats the way Rockies used to be (maybe still?) for expats in Sosua. A good meeting place for shooting the shit and catching up with the local gringo gossip.
Unlike Rockys though, it has a nice breeze off the water which, as you experienced, can allow a guy to wind up staying for several hours wondering where all the time went.
Now....about this "Senor Suave" fella..........???
Agua y Sal Restaurante - Calle Duarte
Agua y Sal is next door to the Piano Bar so it makes a great place to eat drink and people watch. They set out tables and chairs after 8pm when the street is closed or you can eat inside the restaurant. I have eaten there several times because I enjoy the food which includes Comida Tipica, sandwhiches, steaks and seafood.
On this occasion I had the ribs which were okay but he most tender ribs I have ever had has been at Rumba's restaurant in Sosua. I thought the portion was small for a whole rack but they hit the spot. One of the best things about this restaurant is the staff which are very professional and attentive.
One problem you have is the beggers and chicas soliciting on Duarte but hey your in Boca Chica.
After I ate I saw the chica who didn't have her cedula that I met at El Batey in the Piano Bar so after chatting and flirting I pulled the trigger since she had her cedula this time. The sex was not mind blowing but it hit the spot so I can cross that one off my list.
El Batey
On this trip I had a chance to explore a little of Boca Chica off the grid. Yayow took me to a Casa Irasai and Paco's Drink in addition I went to the resort Hamaca's club "BC" and walked by another Dominican spot called KOTICE Disco. Of course there is the Piano Bar and the other venues on Calle Duarte but in my opinion El Batey is the premier venue in Boca Chica.
El Batey's appeal is that it is not just a hooker bar, groups of Dominican men hang out as "Drink or Dominican Club" as well as couples. I met some non pros when I was at the Dominican spot Paco's Drink that later I saw in El Batey so the crowd is diverse. I felt comfortable enough in El Batey that if I return with a date I would take her there and of course you can go to hunt.
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