03/2017 - Need advice

[Jimmydr]

Which brings us back to what you originally said. "It isn't for everybody." And there are many reasons why.

Sex isn't for EVERYONE and for some, even interaction.

[Jimmydr]

No,Jimmy.

Those are Bitches.

There's a difference.

We have a floor full.

[Jimmydr]

The first time I went to the DR the guys who were veteran mongers would say the same thing to me everyday. I was only supposed to stay one week. I extended my stay twice and was there a total of 3 weeks. I went back 5 weeks later. It was for me.

I knew I would love it after my first time there.

[greydread]

Sex isn't for EVERYONE and for some, even interaction.

We're not just talking about sex here, nor normal human interaction. There are guys who are so steeped in the societal norms of the cat/ dog game in the USA that they can't understand the type of arrangements which are the norm in the D.R. because they've spent their lives being convinced that there had to be some requisite level of emotional commitment in order to justify a sexual desire. Either that or the opposite extreme where he's got to be parked in a dark alley with a crack Ho or a junkie and it's the thrill of doing "something dirty and dangerous" rather than the sex that gets him off.

The P4P in the D.R. is nothing like P4P in the States but is a whole lot more akin to just dating but the age barrier is lifted and propina is the normal expectation. The more fleeting and temporary the encounter, the higher the propina expected.

Guys getting together with Chicas in the D.R. has the feel of "date night" to it, especially if the evening involves dining, drinking and dancing but in this case the pressure is off because you already know what is expected of you, she already knows what is expected of her and the fun is in the moment and "getting lucky" has nothing to do with it. Everybody's getting laid. Many of us from the frigid world can't picture Heaven being any better than this.

[Jimmydr]

We're not just talking about sex here, nor normal human interaction. There are guys who are so steeped in the societal norms of the cat/ dog game in the USA that they can't understand the type of arrangements which are the norm in the D.R. because they've spent their lives being convinced that there had to be some requisite level of emotional commitment in order to justify a sexual desire. Either that or the opposite extreme where he's got to be parked in a dark alley with a crack Ho or a junkie and it's the thrill of doing "something dirty and dangerous" rather than the sex that gets him off.

The P4P in the D.R. is nothing like P4P in the States but is a whole lot more akin to just dating but the age barrier is lifted and propina is the normal expectation. The more fleeting and temporary the encounter, the higher the propina expected.

Guys getting together with Chicas in the D.R. has the feel of "date night" to it, especially if the evening involves dining, drinking and dancing but in this case the pressure is off because you already know what is expected of you, she already knows what is expected of her and the fun is in the moment and "getting lucky" has nothing to do with it. Everybody's getting laid. Many of us from the frigid world can't picture Heaven being any better than this.

This should have been post #1 on April 6, 2004.

[Mr. Smooth]

This should have been post #1 on April 6, 2004.

Followed by a post on pizza and ice cream? You would have hit all the bases and closed up shop by May!

[Westy]

Followed by a post on pizza and ice cream? You would have hit all the bases and closed up shop by May!

Where dafuq did I leave the image of the spread-eagle Haitiana with a piece of pizza covering her cooter?

[Jimmydr]

Followed by a post on pizza and ice cream? You would have hit all the bases and closed up shop by May!

I really wasn't sure of the correct order for years.

[greydread]

Followed by a post on pizza and ice cream? You would have hit all the bases and closed up shop by May!

Except for the singular fact that there is still the wheel and there will always be 3 billion people trying to re-invent that shit.

The advice of a casa de cita manager to an inebriated acquaintance still rings in my ear:

"You take the girl, you have fun, you pay the girl...."

[Jimmydr]

"You take the girl, you have fun, you pay the girl...."

Repeat often.

[Mr. Smooth]

Except for the singular fact that there is still the wheel and there will always be 3 billion people trying to re-invent that shit.

The advice of a casa de cita manager to an inebriated acquaintance still rings in my ear:

"You take the girl, you have fun, you pay the girl...."

Isn't that from the book, 'Mongering for Dummies"? I think Cuba Dave wrote it.

Or maybe it was Mulano. I forget.

[Jimmydr]

Isn't that from the book, 'Mongering for Dummies"? I think Cuba Dave wrote it.

Or maybe it was Mulano. I forget.

They wrote don't pay the girl and fight with her until the cops come.

[Westy]

Where dafuq did I leave the image of the spread-eagle Haitiana with a piece of pizza covering her cooter?

Found it ...

[Mr. Smooth]

Found it ...

Click to see pic

Question.....What is goes great on pizza but not on pussy?

Answer.....Crust!

[Westy]

Question.....What is goes great on pizza but not on pussy?

Answer.....Crust!

I would also say "cheese."

[Jimmydr]

I would also say "cheese."

Meatballs.

[greydread]

Question.....What is goes great on pizza but not on pussy?

Answer.....Crust!

Easy one....anchovies!

[Jimmydr]

Easy one....anchovies!

I had to go out for some pizza.

[greydread]

I had to go out for some pizza.

It's the only thing I miss about NYC. When I went back for the 4th weekend last year going out at 2 am for slices or a Reuben or some deli cold cuts was mandatory. Anybody ordering room service from midtown hotels should be dumped in the harbor in cement filled galoshes. The DMV is a gastronomic wasteland by comparison, especially after midnight.

[Jimmydr]

It's the only thing I miss about NYC. When I went back for the 4th weekend last year going out at 2 am for slices or a Reuben or some deli cold cuts was mandatory. Anybody ordering room service from midtown hotels should be dumped in the harbor in cement filled galoshes. The DMV is a gastronomic wasteland by comparison, especially after midnight.

Boston has good Pizza as does Philly.