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Allergic man rushed to hospital after girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina




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Bakersfield, CA | A Californian man is being hospitalized after his girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina to punish her cheating boyfriend.

Jane Lee Hopkins, 21, allegedly spread peanut butter on her vagina to teach her boyfriend a lesson after suspecting him of infidelity, fully knowing he had a severe peanut allergy.

Mike Hunt, 24, was diagnosed with a severe peanut allergy since birth and luckily had an EpiPen when his allergic reaction to peanuts became evident moments during sexual intercourse.

“When he went down on me and I saw his lips blow up minutes later, I felt horrible,” Hunt’s girlfriend told reporters in tears.

In an interview with a local television network, Jane Lee Hopkins, 21, admitted she was terribly sorry for spreading peanut butter on her genitals while knowing her boyfriend had a severe peanut allergy.

“I thought I was getting even with Mike for giving me chlamydia three times in six months but I nearly killed him” Jane Lee Hopkins admitted, visibly in shock.

Hopkins says she took to social media to tell her story because she felt remorseful and wanted to warn others not to repeat the incident.

“It sounded like a great idea at first but now I understand it was extremely dangerous and not worth it, even though he’s cheated on me several times and I was furious at him,” she wrote on Instagram.
Hopkins says she is currently working out her issues with her boyfriend and says the incident has made their relationship stronger and that they still plan to get engaged next year.


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They should follow them cause this couple as a reality show will blow away Jersey Shore etc. .

" Hopkins says she is currently working out her issues with her boyfriend and says the incident has made their relationship stronger "

[Mr. Smooth]

California's reputation for being filled with fruits, nuts and flakes remains unchallenged.

[ezsmile]

When I read things like this, I always wonder if they are true

[Westy]

The article pisses me off ... it's entirely plausible that some vengeful bitch would dream this up.

What's less plausible to me is that a peanut-poisoned boyfriend wouldn't "throw her back" ... but Simps Gotta Simp.

Incidentally, this is displayed at the bottom of the home page of World News Daily:

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To my mind, this doesn't mean some vengeful bitch hasn't done this ... or that some vengeful bitch won't try it.

Cash at the stairs, gentlemen. It's simpler, cleaner ... and safer.

[quietcorner911]

Cash at the stairs, gentlemen. It's simpler, cleaner ... and safer.

Truer words have never been spoken.....

[Don Tomas]

California's reputation for being filled with fruits, nuts and flakes remains unchallenged.

California might lead with fruits. But trust me Florida leads by a wide margin in the other two categories!

[Don Tomas]

What's less plausible to me is that a peanut-poisoned boyfriend wouldn't "throw her back" ... but Simps Gotta Simp.

Crawling back on your knees ain't easy!

[ROVER]

Cash at the stairs, gentlemen. It's simpler, cleaner ... and safer.

And with all the bullshit and scams involved with our strategy your right its still far less misery and complications especially in the long term.