Crystal's Mustang Ranch get's it's plug pulled..

[MrHappy]

Crystal's Mustang Ranch ain't happening.

The gov't got wind of it, and dropped the hammer.

http://www.periodicoelfaro.info/news/118/A...2007-05-29.html

In a nutshell, Leno didn't get any permits, and the hotel association got wind of the Whore hotel going in across the street, and started screaming.

Same problem Billy had when he first started building. He had to change his sales pitch to a more respectable business to get them to leave him alone.

I'm predicting Leno will keep the hotel, and be a little more discreet on what's happening there.

[kiddfrost]

Damn snitches... fucking up the churches money

[remyman41]

I can't understand how they would make this type of investment, being in the business that they are in, and not following proper channels.

[Hunter]

Also proves the AI business has WAY MORE pull than the hooker business in DR.

[Beads]

I can't understand how they would make this type of investment, being in the business that they are in, and not following proper channels.

He should know quite well being a long term bar owner of Crystals. He should have gotten the permits before people knew what was going on.

Now its a little late. Im sure he can still do exactly the same thing but just he lost his right to promote it as openly as he had planned on.

Still quite possible the AI owners might ask to have added pressure placed on him to make him close up shop. Im sure they have far more money and resources.

[Rocky]

Crystal's Mustang Ranch ain't happening.

The gov't got wind of it, and dropped the hammer.

http://www.periodicoelfaro.info/news/118/A...2007-05-29.html

In a nutshell, Leno didn't get any permits, and the hotel association got wind of the Whore hotel going in across the street, and started screaming.

Same problem Billy had when he first started building. He had to change his sales pitch to a more respectable business to get them to leave him alone.

I'm predicting Leno will keep the hotel, and be a little more discreet on what's happening there.

http://www.periodicoelfaro.info/news...007-05-29.html

[remyman41]

He should know quite well being a long term bar owner of Crystals. He should have gotten the permits before people knew what was going on.

Exactly, my take on this is that they did this on purpose to get it out there, then to see whose palms they have to grease to make it happen.

[FnB]

crap, I hope i dont lose my deposti

[blacksultan]

Crystal's Mustang Ranch ain't happening.

The gov't got wind of it, and dropped the hammer.

http://www.periodicoelfaro.info/news/118/A...2007-05-29.html


In a nutshell, Leno didn't get any permits, and the hotel association got wind of the Whore hotel going in across the street, and started screaming.

Same problem Billy had when he first started building. He had to change his sales pitch to a more respectable business to get them to leave him alone.

I'm predicting Leno will keep the hotel, and be a little more discreet on what's happening there.

Damn Playa Dorado to the smelly armpits of hell. Fuck!!!!!!!!

[3somefan]

Boy, that really sucks!

Hopefully it works out for them.

[3somefan]

Anybody heard anything new about this???

[remyman41]

I thought we were going to get an update on this?

[Jimmydr]

August 1 the place is supose to open. $179 a night and that gets you a chica for "4" hours.

[Beads]

If they threw in a choice chica for the whole day from Crystals that would actually be worth it.

[Jimmydr]

If they threw in a choice chica for the whole day from Crystals that would actually be worth it.

Crystals is closing and this place will be the replacement I think.

[the_Jayman]

Jayman's intake for the day:

1 room
20ish cuba libres (brugal is fine)
1/2 dozen Presidentes
a couple of eggs w/toast and some chicken and rice for dinner
1 hottie chica for 24 hours
2 water bottles
R/T airport transfer

I'd pay $179 for that in a hotel the caliber of Billy's Field of Dreams but the deal breaker is you only get her for 4 hours and a little birdy told me you can't bring in your own chica . . . just purchase their's . . .

[Beads]

Jayman's intake for the day:

1 room
20ish cuba libres (brugal is fine)
1/2 dozen Presidentes
a couple of eggs w/toast and some chicken and rice for dinner
1 hottie chica for 24 hours
2 water bottles
R/T airport transfer

I'd pay $179 for that in a hotel the caliber of Billy's Field of Dreams but the deal breaker is you only get her for 4 hours and a little birdy told me you can't bring in your own chica . . . just purchase their's . . .

Im sure they will be more than happy to charge any extra chicas to your room too!
After Jaymans 3 days of partying hard at the Mustang Ranch...



Jayman: Ok im ready to check out.
Manager : Ok all you have to do is settle up with us on the extra room charges
Jayman: extra charges ?
Manager : yea you have 38 extra chicas on your room bill and all their drinks and food to pay for. 396,000RD or you can pay in USD $12,375 (at 32:1 of course )
Jayman: hrmmm

Jayman: Book all that to Jimmy's room he said he'd pay for it.

[the_Jayman]

Jayman: Uh well like, when we first came in . . . uh the barlady never charged us for the first round . . . so like . . . we figured . . . ah, you know . . . beer was like, complimentary for the band, you know?

[ErikS]

Jayman: Uh well like, when we first came in . . . uh the barlady never charged us for the first round . . . so like . . . we figured . . . ah, you know . . . beer was like, complimentary for the band, you know?

I had a buddy in the army. Our nicknames were Jake and Elwood and quite often..............

............."We were on a mission from GOD!"

[Dark Knight]

What? I don't get it.

Fuck All who not here!!!