1) Rent a room online at Hotel Mercure (cheap rate includes breakfast)
2) Sit out front out on the patio at Mercure around 6 pm when the "regular" girls are walking home on Conde.....you can have your choice.
3) Say "Que elegante" to the ones you make eye contact with (means "You are elegant") It is viewed a s a high complement ....offer to share a drink....."Tienes tiempo para un Presidente?" (Have time for a Presidente) "Quieres ir al cine?" (Would you like to go to dinner?)
4) Meson de Luis is outside the front door from the hotel (inexpensive dinner) Meson de Bari is down the street to your left (Nice place, $50 for 2 including drinks and tip)
The CAMBIO next door to Luis was real fair with me last time. The CAMBIO in the hair cuttery across from the patio at Mercure is run by a Dominican fox....she pays one peso less but is great to look at... could be a score.
If you can't hit with this formula, you ain't DR material....the translator is a must if you are not talking the lingo, the DR women are the best (these ain't "merican mutts), just smell clean, be nice and not too pushy...you'll find yourself knee deep in DR pu--y!
p.s. DONT PAY MORE THAN $1500DRP...or $45 for
TLN....there's no reason to! (and NO, I don't count what I spend on dinner as part of that)
Buenas suerte gringo! (Good luck gringo)
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