Hey Uncle Don,
i need you to plan out my vacation... during my 9 days in DR i wanna get ass about 20 times
[Simple go to the Palace, remove shoes & socks (maybe wash feet first) and hold up both hands and feet, unless deformed that equals 20!] I didnt catch this one... get my balls licked at least 30 times
[Are we talking 30 different times, or just 30 licks from the same chicas, of course with 20 at one time you should be able to devote at least 2 of them to ball licking],
different of course u butthead have 14 massages
[walk down to Passions 14 times!] eat 2- 3 meals daily
[walk to restaurants 2-3 times a day] eat no pussy
[You got to lick it before you kick it!],
i have never and will never eat pussy in the DR go to 2 bachata concerts
[Those are planned without much notice but just look at the signs on the streets while walking to Passions & restaurants],
the signs are mainly on the main roads and on the roads going to STI from sosua maybe check out the 4wheelers
[I refer this one to Vak, he is the adventurer], go to fun city for a day [Santiago],
Wrong again DOnnie... its on the way to POP not in STI stay in Sosua and Santiago
[Sosua Palace & Hotel Platino (or a cabana if only 1 night in Santiago)]..etc... plan my vacation please and let me know how many condoms i should bring
[ONE, recycle baby, make the world a better place]now we know who distributes the AIDS virus in DR *wink*...and how much loot
[Well you owe me $1,000US for the travel services, I will send the wire transfer info later Your info Sucks... stick to flight arangements - as for how much to bring well somewhere between $500US & $5,000US should do it]im thinkin about $2000
Also, im looking into going on a cruise ... let me know my options out of Brooklyn! ...
[Sorry I was raised in the best city in America (Chicago), never made it to NYC] NYC is the best and i think deep down you know it my friend
gdogg... im proud of you man.. your learning
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