The Monger Oath!

**Jimmydr** · 07-27-2004, 08:10 AM

1. I will never, ever send a Sosua Whore one thin dime once I leave the DR, not by WU, check or carrier pidgeon;

2. No matter what she tells me, I will never believe a Sosua whore has fallen head over heals in love with me and that I should now support her;

3. While I will treat all ladies I meet with the respect and kindness they deserve, I will fuck as many as I can for the price agreed, no more and maybe a little less;

4. I will respect my mongering mentors and defer to their time tested, experience based wisdom;

5. The first round of Presidente's must always be bought by the newest newbie on the Island . . . .

**vak** · 07-27-2004, 08:17 AM

I will honor these time tested truths. :shock:

**BrooklynBeas** · 07-27-2004, 08:20 AM

i have and will also always honor these lines .... i will also never have to buy another presidente for the rest of my dominican trip life!

**the_Jayman** · 07-27-2004, 09:37 AM

Words to live by.

Except maybe number 5 - I'l buy any of you guys frosties !

**Don Tomas** · 07-27-2004, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by the_Jayman

Words to live by.

Except maybe number 5 - I'l buy any of you guys frosties !

So what's your schedule Jayman? Always looking for free Presidentes!

**the_Jayman** · 07-27-2004, 10:17 AM

Gotta get Don some frosties at the Palace in September.

We have room A-1 and A-2 reserved for the 18th and 19th of September. A-1 or A-2 is right next to the Bar (The one with the swing) and we are brinking about 3 gallons of booze to stock the room. There is a nice bar in the room also. Absolute, Captain Morgans, a big ass bottle of Brugle . . . all reguests honored.

We're gonna pick up a bunch of soda and OJ and ice and set up our bar and get hammered.

ALL ARE WELCOME ! ! 8)

JD · 07-27-2004, 02:32 PM

I have a niece graduating from PUCMM in the capital on the 18th. If
possible I will hustle on up to meet you all at the Palace on the 19th.

Happy Hunting,

JD

**Babyboy31** · 07-27-2004, 07:30 PM

looks like I might be shellin out some cervezas on this trip

**the_Jayman** · 07-27-2004, 07:36 PM

JD, cocktails are on me and in me ! !

Chicas are on me. (no, I mean ON ME !)

Babyboy31,

What's the schedule . . . gonna stop by Sept 18 for the PARTY ?

**Babyboy31** · 07-27-2004, 07:57 PM

Jayman

I am actually due to arrive in Sosua tommorrow about 3ish. Looks like I will be there for the whole trip....depends on my buddy who I am travelling with. September 18th may be a possibility, I have to check the vacation vault first.

I have no Idea where I am staying yet....I will deal with that when I get there.

**the_Jayman** · 07-27-2004, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Babyboy31

Jayman

I am actually due to arrive in Sosua tommorrow about 3ish.

YOU LUCKY MUTHER-(I mean chica)-FUCKER !

Tell Palace John I said "hi, see ya in September"

**Babyboy31** · 07-27-2004, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by the_Jayman

YOU LUCKY MUTHER-(I mean chica)-FUCKER !

Tell Palace John I said "hi, see ya in September"

lol......in the DR its pretty hard not to be a Lucky Muther (chicas) fucker. However, if it makes you feel better, I will try to be unlucky for....lets say about an hour.

I will definitely drop by the Palace to see if he has any rooms available.

**Jimmydr** · 07-28-2004, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by Babyboy31

I will definitely drop by the Palace to see if he has any rooms available.

Yes there are rooms available!

**BrooklynBeas** · 07-28-2004, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by JD

I have a niece graduating from PUCMM in the capital on the 18th. If
possible I will hustle on up to meet you all at the Palace on the 19th.

Happy Hunting,

JD

JD, with all due respect ... uhm how does your niece look? Im a nice 29 yr old guy with a head on my shoulders, decent job in NYC, single no kids never been married, that is looking to settle down with a good girl...

I dont think this is gonna work but its worth a shot

**Jimmydr** · 07-28-2004, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by BrooklynBeas

JD, with all due respect ... uhm how does your niece look? Im a nice 29 yr old guy with a head on my shoulders, decent job in NYC, single no kids never been married, that is looking to settle down with a good girl...

I dont think this is gonna work but its worth a shot

Hey someone broke into Beas account and is typing crap!

**BrooklynBeas** · 07-28-2004, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by Jimmydr

Originally Posted by BrooklynBeas

JD, with all due respect ... uhm how does your niece look? Im a nice 29 yr old guy with a head on my shoulders, decent job in NYC, single no kids never been married, that is looking to settle down with a good girl...

I dont think this is gonna work but its worth a shot

Hey someone broke into Beas account and is typing crap!

You dont think JD will be mad at me for my quote do ya?
Im sure everyone else reading it was thinkin the same thing just didnt have the balls to say it

:P

8) :?

**Jimmydr** · 07-28-2004, 08:20 AM

I was refering to you wanting a steady down there. She will attach herself like GLUE to you and then your real troubles will begin!

**BrooklynBeas** · 07-28-2004, 08:25 AM

I wouldnt mind if she was a GOOD GIRL... deep down I am looking for that...right now im having fun till i find that... and it seems like every american woman is shit in my eyes at my early age!

**Jimmydr** · 07-28-2004, 08:29 AM

I have to listen to, "when can I go to New York for a vacation all the time".
She thinks Visas are easy and I just don't want to get one for her. I hear this yearly now!

**BrooklynBeas** · 07-28-2004, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by Jimmydr

I have to listen to, "when can I go to New York for a vacation all the time".
She thinks Visas are easy and I just don't want to get one for her. I hear this yearly now!

You can definitely get her one without a problem... you seem like you are in love ... why not take her on a vacation heh