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    Quote Originally Posted by BrooklynBeas

    You can definitely get her one without a problem... you seem like you are in love ... why not take her on a vacation heh

    So instead of me going there, I can spend $2,000 for her to come here, site see and shop. Thats the opposite of what I consider a vacation!

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    Beas

    I think I will bring a photo with me when I see you on September 19th. She will be 23 on August 14. She also speaks English well.

    You are right it's a real long shot,

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    It may change if you meet me JD... im a cool guy

    so are you Dominican .. or is this through marriage or what?

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    I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, that I will uphold the monger rules.

    (Princess Bride Quote)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WSJ3
    I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, that I will uphold the monger rules.

    (Princess Bride Quote)
    His name was Inigo Montoya, his father was Domingo, and for some reason I forget the part about mongers.

    The original quote is
    I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
    Also note: The Princess Bride DVD has Spanish audio, great to watch with the chicas since I know the movie by heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Tomas
    Quote Originally Posted by WSJ3
    I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, that I will uphold the monger rules.

    (Princess Bride Quote)
    His name was Inigo Montoya, his father was Domingo, and for some reason I forget the part about mongers.

    The original quote is
    I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
    Also note: The Princess Bride DVD has Spanish audio, great to watch with the chicas since I know the movie by heart.
    You are absolutely right. In this case I am in the role of the Latin master swordsman Inigo.

    So my statement is indeed correct.

    LOL.

    I love this movie.

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    INCONCEIVABLE!!!!

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    Monger gets kicked out of INSEARCHOFCHICAS

    Jimmy, I sent my Monger badge back to you via Fedex. I failed the 1st 3 questions, abide by # 4, and number 5 is not applicable as of yet.
    Pure weakness. I must now bring her back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdogg
    INCONCEIVABLE!!!!
    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    Re: Monger gets kicked out of INSEARCHOFCHICAS

    Quote Originally Posted by mmilone
    Jimmy, I sent my Monger badge back to you via Fedex. I failed the 1st 3 questions, abide by # 4, and number 5 is not applicable as of yet.
    Pure weakness. I must now bring her back.
    I will try to be easy...

    Did you fail #1, 2, & 3 with a chica you met in Sosua, at night, in a club/bar? If so the dream is over, trust me these girls will tell you anything!

    Did she say anything about being faithful to you? If so your dream is OVER!

    IF you bring her to the states most likely 2-4 weeks into the relationship she will have a cousin/aunt/whatever to visit in Washington Heights in NYC and you will never see her again. :cry:

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    Re: Monger gets kicked out of INSEARCHOFCHICAS

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Tomas
    IF you bring her to the states most likely 2-4 weeks into the relationship she will have a cousin/aunt/whatever to visit in Washington Heights in NYC and you will never see her again. :cry:
    Can you say cynical boys and girls.

    I knew you could.

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    Re: Monger gets kicked out of INSEARCHOFCHICAS

    Quote Originally Posted by mmilone
    Jimmy, I sent my Monger badge back to you via Fedex. I failed the 1st 3 questions, abide by # 4, and number 5 is not applicable as of yet.
    Pure weakness. I must now bring her back.
    I am on the boards 3 years and not once has any guy come up and posted that they brought a chica back and it worked. I know if I brought one back and after 5 years, it worked I would be telling the world they were wrong!!!



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    There are always lottery winners. Those are the odds.

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    Re: Monger gets kicked out of INSEARCHOFCHICAS

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmydr
    Quote Originally Posted by mmilone
    Jimmy, I sent my Monger badge back to you via Fedex. I failed the 1st 3 questions, abide by # 4, and number 5 is not applicable as of yet.
    Pure weakness. I must now bring her back.
    I am on the boards 3 years and not once has any guy come up and posted that they brought a chica back and it worked. I know if I brought one back and after 5 years, it worked I would be telling the world they were wrong!!!
    I have seen men with exotic DR and Columbianas. And everyone seemed to be happy.

    I don't know if it lasted but latinas for the most part are very loyal women. Especially if you go to the motherland to get them.

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    Western Union Mongers

    Soon all the us newbies will have to send the Seniors "El Presidente" money by Western Union.
    What's the world coming to?

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    marrying the chica

    I didn't meet the Chica in Sosua, if that helps. She is still working, because I can not, will not match the money she is making. No family here; that helps. Maybe my 'God' complex just wants to get her out of the life.
    As for the guy's who want to meet a 'good girl', they are there, and you can't even compare a Chica from D.R. with the Chica's here. Brooklynbeas mentioned that he is 29, etc. If you meet a girl with a regular job, someone who goes to school, that's a catch and a half. I've met several, but I was mongering. Don't forget, they're all in their 20's. As you meet Dominican men, they will introduce you to thousands of women. I can not keep up with the people who want to introduce someone to me. Girls will travel to where you're staying. Over here, if I'm a minute late to meet someone, they take off. I think if you meet someone with a kid, they just want to improve their life, and the life of the kid. How materialistic can they get? If they cut out, we go back to mongering.

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    Re: marrying the chica

    Quote Originally Posted by mmilone
    I didn't meet the Chica in Sosua, if that helps.
    Thats a major plus.

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    mmilone's quest

    WoW! I read the original post on another thread before finding this one, and it really gets one thinking.

    I met two working women in MX who really made me reconsider my stance on "converting" them ( ie can't ever work)..and it went well for a while but each time, after a while, they reverted to attitudes and behaviors that probably put them in the situation they are in.

    Interestingly, both had lived in the states for a short time, and were not really interested in me whisking them away to the US. They were interested in ME, but not in moving.

    When in DR, most of the chicas ask if i live in Miami or Nuevo York, because it is where all their friends /family/heroeines go. So there's comfort there. Try to get a chica to go to Indiana with you, after you explain the cow town state to her. No way!

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    The Oath

    To return this to the oath...I, RearWindow, do solemnly swear that I will NEVER send money WU to any chica who asks. And I also swear that I will NOT fuck ugly women anywhere in this world, no matter how cheap the price.

    Past that, I'll do anything to make ME happy.

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    Ugly women need love too!!

    Of course I'm with Don with this one, they're not getting any from me. But for the rest of you, it's still alright to donate an occasional "sympathy fuck". I don't think it would violate the oath.

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