Black Beard's . . . whine'n little bitches ! ! !

[the_Jayman]

How about a monthly newsletter when they ain't bitch'n and moanin about something ? ? ? I thought it was fun to go to the DR ? ? ?

Is it really that bad ? ? ?

No Shows and Cancellations
These issues have yet again become a big problem at BlackBeards. We understand that “stuff” happens; however, not showing up or cancelling at the last minute is just not good Pirate behavior. Therefore, from now on:

No shows – People not showing up for a confirmed reservation will be placed on a “deposit required” list. This means that you will be required to wire a non-refundable cash deposit to reserve your room.

Cancellations – Again we know “stuff happens,” but cancelling less than a week in advance may also place you on a “deposit required” list.

So, just as we treat you (with respect and courtesy) please do the same with us.

By the way fellows, do you own a calendar? Know how to use one? No?

every damn month there's a new rule or a bitch directed @ us . . .

I use to fuckin LOVE that joint but how about takin a Mydol and stuffin in another tampon and just quit your bitchin ? ? ?

[Jimmydr]

Stuff only happens a week before a trip?

[blacksultan]

From what I have read on ISG, the chicas at Barba Negra are milkin' the fuck out of guys. And I mean milkin' em hardcore. Houses, scooters, and all types of shit being bought for them.

[Jimmydr]

From what I have read on ISG, the chicas at Barba Negra are milkin' the fuck out of guys. And I mean milkin' em hardcore. Houses, scooters, and all types of shit being bought for them.

Are you not in Colombia at this very fine moment?

[MyTio]

I wish some will open a hotel in Sosua with a nice big jacuzzi that I can get my dick suck in

[blacksultan]

Chillin in the apt. Relaxin'. I might head off to Mayorista.

[blacksultan]

I wish some will open a hotel in Sosua with a nice big jacuzzi that I can get my dick suck in

I wish Pete could hook some shit like that up.

[Jimmydr]

Chillin in the apt. Relaxin'. I might head off to Mayorista.

Can I join you?

[the_Jayman]

I wish some will open a hotel in Sosua with a nice big jacuzzi that I can get my dick suck in

I been lookin for that Hotel for 5 years ! ! !

[blacksultan]

The price is right muthafucka, COME ON DOWN!!!

[the_Jayman]

Chillin in the apt. Relaxin'. I might head off to Mayorista.

FUCK YOU ! ! ! SHUT UP ! ! ! !

[Jimmydr]

FUCK YOU ! ! ! SHUT UP ! ! ! !

Yea fuck you and shut up. Tell Milli, I miss her.

[blacksultan]

Yea fuck you and shut up. Tell Milli, I miss her.

The cutie from Mayorista???

[Jimmydr]

The cutie from Mayorista???

Tell all the cuties that Jimmy will return soon.

[blacksultan]

Tell all the cuties that Jimmy will return soon.

[PapiQueRico]

Tell all the cuties that Jimmy will return soon.

Oye Keen Kon, donde esta Jeemie?

[ChicaSeeka]

Tell all the cuties that Jimmy will return soon.

what cuties ??

[blacksultan]

what cuties ??

Dont sleep bro. They are here. Everywhere. The amount of fine women in Medellin is utterly fucking ridiculous. Sosua bitches would be kickin cans if they were here.

[PapiQueRico]

Dont sleep bro. They are here. Everywhere. The amount of fine women in Medellin is utterly fucking ridiculous. Sosua bitches would be kickin cans if they were here.

NO no BS. Those paisas are ugly!!
Let the Seeker stay with those Sosewer beauty queens!

[Dick Dawson]

From what I have read on ISG, the chicas at Barba Negra are milkin' the fuck out of guys. And I mean milkin' em hardcore. Houses, scooters, and all types of shit being bought for them.

This probably would've shocked most of us a few years ago. Not anymore.