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    08/2004 - WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR GIRL IS A "REGULAR GIRL"?

    Ten signs that you might have found a regular girl in Sosua:

    1. She has no cell phone.

    2. You offer her a drink in the disco, and she chooses a presidente.

    3. Mimos does not know her.

    4. She has no cheap condoms in her purse.

    5. You ask her how old she is, and her answer is something other than "diez y ocho".

    6. She doesn't know what a "quick collect" form is.

    7. She hates shrimp.

    8. It's been more than three days since her last salon visit.

    9. Her mother is in good health.

    10. And the best sign, All her hair is real.

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    DAYUM!! I didn't get past #1.

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    #1 Reason: Jimmy doesn't know her!

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    So true! So true! The day after Jimmy arrived, he came in my room and the chica from the night before was there. He was like "I've seen you somewhere, right?"

    After she told him where she was from, they realized he had! The man gets around.

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    15 more clues

    11. she has a real job that she cannot easily take a holiday from

    12. the job is outside the tourist industry

    13. she doesn't speak anything but Spanish

    14. she doesn't drink alcohol

    15. she lets you order the food, saying I am not that hungry

    16. on 15, she indicates she wants something from the lower price ranges

    17. the dive-instructor, kite-surf instructor and hotel manager have not seen her with other tourists

    18. on 17, all of them are your countrymen and still say the same thing

    19. she does not have e-mail

    20. she does not know the taxi-prices but the motoconcho and gua-gua to a T and uses only those form her village/barrio

    21. she washes your clothes, clips your nails, washes you in the shower and cooks you breakfast in the morning and dinner at night

    22. she doesn't use a condom if you don't think of it

    23. she doesn't tell you she loves you in 5 minutes

    24. she loves to dance with you, actually this should be #1 clue

    25. with 24. I mean dancing not grinding her tits and ass up against you in public

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    Mike, wake up

    i thought we had lost you for a minute, please return to the shallow end of the pool.........................

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    Interesting indeed...

    Well, with everything, there are some exceptions. I must say Fantasy and C-Mike, your list is pretty damn good and close to the truth.

    Have fun and play safe!
    MISTER NYC © 2006

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    13. she doesn't speak anything but Spanish


    I don't agree with this one. Most of the whores I meet in Sosua don't speak English at all, just espagnol. So I do not think this rule applies.
    The others are pretty spot-on though.

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    The Devil's Advocate:

    1. She has no cell phone.
    A lot of college girls have them in Santiago. People do have money there.

    2. You offer her a drink in the disco, and she chooses a presidente.
    Some girls don't like beer (revise to say she chooses a cheap drink)

    3. Mimos does not know her.
    No argument here.

    4. She has no cheap condoms in her purse.
    again no argument.

    5. You ask her how old she is, and her answer is something other than "diez y ocho".
    Some girls are truely 18.

    6. She doesn't know what a "quick collect" form is.
    She might have relatives in the US.

    7. She hates shrimp.
    Come on, everyone likes shrimp!

    8. It's been more than three days since her last salon visit.
    Go to Santiago some girls look like they live in a salon.

    9. Her mother is in good health.
    Well if the truth it's inconsequential, everyone gets sick.

    10. And the best sign, All her hair is real.
    See above about the Salon.

    11. she has a real job that she cannot easily take a holiday from
    No argument here.

    12. the job is outside the tourist industry
    90% right here

    13. she doesn't speak anything but Spanish
    Again don't agree here. BUT If her foreign language mastery consists of words you wouldn't say to your kids you are probably right.

    14. she doesn't drink alcohol
    Don't agree here.

    15. she lets you order the food, saying I am not that hungry
    Everyone gets hungry

    16. on 15, she indicates she wants something from the lower price ranges
    Hell who would pass up a free meal? When you go to dinner with a vendor/client do you order chopped liver at Ruth's Chris?

    17. the dive-instructor, kite-surf instructor and hotel manager have not seen her with other tourists
    Agree

    18. on 17, all of them are your countrymen and still say the same thing
    Agree

    19. she does not have e-mail
    Many chicas have home internet access and/or go to college.

    20. she does not know the taxi-prices but the motoconcho and gua-gua to a T and uses only those form her village/barrio
    No Opinion

    21. she washes your clothes, clips your nails, washes you in the shower and cooks you breakfast in the morning and dinner at night
    The wonderfully trained ones to be a perfect wife...

    22. she doesn't use a condom if you don't think of it
    Haha Agree

    23. she doesn't tell you she loves you in 5 minutes
    Te Amo, Te Amo, Te Amo...

    24. she loves to dance with you, actually this should be #1 clue
    I love to dance.

    25. with 24. I mean dancing not grinding her tits and ass up against you in public
    Clearly you have never done the Doggy Style Merengue in Santiago!

    PS. REALLY BORED AT WORK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Tomas
    5. You ask her how old she is, and her answer is something other than "diez y ocho".
    Some girls are truely 18.
    Some are younger and want you to think they are legal... others are 28 and want to sound like they are fresh in the game and so young for all you 50 yr old farts... heh

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    Hi guys,

    Glad I didn't get to badly grilled on the list... and of course no list is ever complete and not all chicas can be judged by it..

    All I am saying, if a chica seems nice, local, does not act ' prepotente', does not speak a cazillion languages and of those only the vernicular words, lives with her family, has a steady (non-tourist) job, does not drink like a templar, is not known to associate with foreigners on a regular basis, has no kids and is under 25 she has a good chance of being for real

    Cheers

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    Re: 08/2004 - WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR GIRL IS A "REGULAR GIRL"?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fantasy View Post
    Ten signs that you might have found a regular girl in Sosua:

    1. She has no cell phone.

    2. You offer her a drink in the disco, and she chooses a presidente.

    3. Mimos does not know her.

    4. She has no cheap condoms in her purse.

    5. You ask her how old she is, and her answer is something other than "diez y ocho".

    6. She doesn't know what a "quick collect" form is.

    7. She hates shrimp.

    8. It's been more than three days since her last salon visit.

    9. Her mother is in good health.

    10. And the best sign, All her hair is real.

    Good stuff.

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    Re: 08/2004 - WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR GIRL IS A "REGULAR GIRL"?

    If she hangs out in Sosua with any frequency and knows the town especially the strip, chances are real good she is not a regular girl.

    Most regular girls don't want to be associated with Sosua as they are thought of as a puta.

    But a puta can be a good time as well.

    After all that's what most of us are chasing.

    Regular girls present challenges that puta's don't like catching feelings.
    I am the pussy licker ​Let's have some fun. Not invisible. Snitches are pathetic little people!
    Disclaimer. This post may not be in response to a post by Greybaby. So Greybaby doesn't need to cry about it. Rover has you pegged to a T

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    Re: 08/2004 - WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR GIRL IS A "REGULAR GIRL"?

    Quote Originally Posted by JDR View Post
    Good stuff.
    A better thread

    http://news.insearchofchicas.org/for...r+Novia+a+Puta
    "If pussy was a stock, it would be plummeting right now, because you flooded the market with it, you are giving it away too easy" -Dave Chappelle

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